What has this board done to me
Thinking I should actually unironically legitemaly purchase chainlink
Gavin Williams
Camden Thomas
how many of these shitty threads do we need?
literally 10 times a day someone makes a thread like 'I'm actually thinking of unironically buying link' as if it's an original thing to say
this whole 'link is secretly a meme' meme is itself an old meme. Stop making threads along these lines and if you are genuinely unsure if it is just a meme simply do your own research and decide for yourself
SHIT THREAD OP
Jayden Campbell
you can't even spell 'legitimately' either
Tyler Phillips
Buy UUU for an easy 5-10x in the short term and put profits into LINK for the long term.
It's the next chink steemit and is skyrocketing as we speak
Jacob Rogers
>he still hasn’t bought chainlink
Nigger wtf are you playing at?
Landon Moore
>buy gold and then sell it for shit
You stinkies deserve to be poor. I hope Sirgay actually exit scams all of you idiots who bought that useless shittoken.
Caleb Adams
Keep up the fud, not much more time to accumulate, buddy
Ethan Hall
Why not buy Mobi, better team with patents pending for their oracle solutions. LINK is a biz meme, MOBI is the truth. Thanks to the user that shilled it 4 days ago, I’ve almost doubled up
Cameron Torres
>having this much poo in the loo
Jace Smith
Stanford phd computer scientists, Silicon Valley connections vs Down syndrome big Mac philosopher. Mobi has linklets shook. When the patent is secured nobody will look at chan-link ever again
Jordan Watson
>better team
LOL
did you know that Sergey was already fucking rich and deep in the business like 7+ years ago?
He literally knows all the bank kikes and is friends with them.
And connections are all that matters and chainlink has them all.
James Bennett
This
Unbelievable. You should have MINIMUN 10K if not all in.
Luke Sullivan
30k is minimum to make it tho
Ryan Cook
Nice try, linklet. No way you're making it with under 100k.
Christian Phillips
Minimum 2 billion to make it.
Angel Reyes
Alexander Scott
Bentley Morales
did you know that everything you said is bullshit. he has zero connections and doesn't know anybody affiliated with any financial institution. he's fat and has down syndrome. chainlink has nothing, the code is shit, and mobi will crush them. i doubled up over the past four days...hows link? hahahaha stay poor pajeet, enjoy your cult
Gabriel Williams
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>did you know that everything you said is bullshit. he has zero connections and doesn't know anybody affiliated with any financial institution. he's fat and has down syndrome. chainlink has nothing, the code is shit, and mobi will crush them. i doubled up over the past four days...hows link? hahahaha stay poor pajeet, enjoy your cult
Andrew Watson
What do you all think of steve
Jackson Phillips
>TFW all in but too poor to afford any more than 1k
Jeremiah Turner
Dammit just got too 10k
Wyatt Johnson
>the year is 2030 AD
>11 years post singularity
>the new societal class division is "linkies" vs "nolinkers"
>everyone who held even a small stack of LINK prior to the Day of Judgment is now considered aristocracy
>Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows him and his small council to fetch data from the esoteric realms
>ASSBLASTER is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through a smart contract. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold LINK de facto rule the earth, as their nodes are needed to facilitate any action
>as link is non-mineable, nolinkers are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for linkies
>linkies with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to be lifelong smelly NEETs
>EOSfags are foreced by Linquisition to choose between conversion to LINK or death
Samuel Kelly
Seems like a really good and hard working coder
Jonathan Jackson
Don't. Its a scam. Don't waste your money or time.
Camden Scott
>the linquisition
OMFG HHAHAHHAHHAGH FUCKING TOP KEK
Brody Sullivan
stinky kittys will be millionaires EOM
Landon Thomas
>tfw 100K
I’m gonna make it lads
Hudson Foster
Its definitely one of these 3
I have over 30k so im likely fine
Christian Peterson
OMG. Look at the incredible exchanges Mobi is on! Wow! I didn't think it was possible to hear of literally zero if them. Keep slinging shit pajeet.
Joseph Bennett
All he does is work constantly. Great team member.
Daniel Jenkins
wow! exchange means gains right brainlet? you fucken idiot. i'm making money while you bag hold. pic related nigger face
Nicholas Clark
>being happy with 30% over one week when the rest of the crypto market went up 80%.
lol.
Kevin Sanders
the absolute state of the Mobius chart
Austin Ross
i bought 4 days ago at 6 cents, it's 13 cents today! over 100% gains lel
linklets btfo!
Hudson Johnson
It's a psyop. You are supposed to fall for it. The money is so fast and easy they need brainlets to fall for the few stinkers that do nothing while the rest of the space moons so not everyone gets rich.
Asher Reyes
It’s not like you need to be either all in or all out. FUCK. It’s so simple. Own a little. Simple as that.
Jonathan Hall
>Buying the coin only people on Jow Forums care about
Adrian Richardson
If I had gone all in when I bought link, then, even after crash, I would never have gotten below 1.5x my initial investment.... Seeing link @ 2x while all my other coins are drowning was a bummer
Jack Miller
5555 sats are the last repeating digits this shitcoin will get.
Hunter Kelly
Clearly made you a brainlet if you haven't bit squatting it for months already.
This board is straight up retarded. You fell for the weak FUD and missed cheap LINK. I hope you don't buy until it spikes to $10. You don't deserve even the gains you'll make at current prices.