Got inspired by the other rich kid post who says hes 29 and has rich family.
Just want to say Im younger and made more money than him and also have a much more important job and social network. So please AMA.
Just a rundown - Ivy league JD - Job at top international law firm - 400K+ salary with tons of perks (free first class flights every other week, free luxury hotels, free dinners) - fucking the best asian pussy in the world in hong kong (2 instagram models last weekend) - and oh yea, always save this for last because its just a side note but i made multiple millions of dollars in crypto last year
Anyways, greetings from the Italian Riviera. Got a much needed vacation after closing an acquisition that made international headlines this month.
I hope you don't have a receding hairline like pic related in this fantasy.
Zachary Allen
I hope you will burn in HELL
Hudson Gomez
But you are a lawyer, so pretty much a piece of shit, what you going to do about that? Also how does it feel your job will be taken by Ai before most trades?
Charles Baker
Since youre all bottom rung of society proletariat scum I expect at least 75 hate filled bumps in this post because it's so easy to bait and trigger you freaks but just wondering how long it will take.
>400k+ a year as a wagecuck >thinks he has time to invest into crypto and make good returns Nice larp pajeet
Grayson Green
I have masters degree in law and am trilingual. How do I make it? Is there any way to get in touch with you?
Evan Cook
>have anyone ever told you that they love you, and meant it? >have your happiness improved as exponentially as your wealth? >do you have a good relationship with your family? >did you have a good relationship with your family while growing up? >do you buy things you don't actually need, just for the rush of it?
Jace Johnson
Im going to stay being a piece of shit alpha lawyer.
AI fanboys are greatly exaggerating the speed and possibility robots will take any jobs but lawyers in particular. Once they are implemented they will mostly wipe out low level document review attorneys and not complex contractual agreements but all of those will still habe human attorneys in supervisor and oversight roles. Either way those jobs are done by shit attorneys from shit law schools like Fordham, UCLA, or Notre Dame. I dont do that.
William Nguyen
If you're going to try and get 200 posts without proof like OP did, sage in all fields.
bank account? portfolio? your lambo with a timestamp?
Assuming there isn't some recruitment process at your school where you should have done well grades wise and crushed the interviews you should be spamming your resume to every law firm recruitment HR email address you can. At least 500 law firms. Every single one.
Jayden Butler
No that would pose all sorts of internal risk issues to the firm. Every person is highly vetted and under strict supervision with corporate and state secret information worth billions.
Also i already habe people for that that I dont pay.
Jackson Barnes
Manlet detected
COPE
Zachary White
Im an average height 6 foot 1 inch tall.
Gavin Williams
where do you draw the gay line? butt sex or blow jobs?
Jeremiah Brooks
I want to sell cans of snails. What happens if a carbolic smoke ball gets accidentally packaged in with the snails?
Daniel Martinez
If your degree isn't from a top 5 school forget about trying to break into corporate law. Your degree only affords you the ability to worth for mom and pop law firms in rural Mississippi.
Jeremiah Carter
do breasts feel like salty coins?
Daniel Nguyen
As an actual lawyer working at a high-tier vault firm who is bored while his wife prepares dinner, here's how I know you're a LARP.
>Ivy league JD Nobody uses this terminology who is an actual lawyer. The correct term would be Top 14 (or some other number lower than 14).
>400K+ salary, perks, etc. Given your age and the fact you use the term "salary" you would by definition be an associate. To be an associate salaried at anywhere near this level you can work at exactly one top law firm, and that's WLRK. I know people at WLRK, the lifestyle is garbage and you simply do not get the perks you describe. WLRK is also not an international law firm - it has exactly one office (and its not in Hong Kong). No other firms pay associates this much; the lockstep scale that all top firms adhere to is public record and can be found easily online.
>fucking multiple instagram models, etc. Too much "Suits." You obviously have no idea how lawyers are in real life.
Ryan Brown
OP always comes here and LARPs. No proof. Show us your horsecock inside asian pussy and wads of cash if you want us to believe you.
Kayden Thomas
it's no longer the average height, maybe in India, in normal countries this height is full blown manletism
Lmao anyone who's even been within two miles of a law school ain't buyin this shit playa.
Isaiah Thompson
Does this mean that OPs post is "mere puff"?
Jack Jones
Should I start studying law?
Thomas Brooks
Why though? I have good skills. I would kill to get your job. Literally, not figuritively. Just tell me who. Not even kidding
Dylan Evans
>Ivy League JD So you didn't get into Harvard huh?
Henry Baker
Lol. This is great.
Luke Sullivan
Im 36 and have a ton of real estate....I make more in rent than your little company gives to you as a stipend for your unimportant work....you are working class from my view :)
Lucas Allen
Im most definitely working class. I work a lot.
Christopher Morales
Only if you 200% want to be a lawyer mate. I just finished and its such a tremendous waste of time otherwise. Don't fall for the law school b8
Charles Barnes
Im gonna be you but at 28.
Aaron Butler
Dude, just give up. You're a NEET. Some of the absolute best expat packages available are like $80,000.
You're Class of 2015, assuming you went straight through. That's $235,000 salary, if you're making market (unlikely as an expat but we'll assume it). The absolute best expat packages are ~$80,000 and are extremely rare. That brings you up to $315,000 in the best case. Notably of your "$400,000+" salary claim.
Again, law firms do not gift associates multiple first class flights and luxury hotel stays each month (free dinner does sometimes exist but is also very rare - that's a pre-2008 perk that really didn't come back).
I myself am an actual expat lawyer in Asia married to an Asian woman, so in a sense you're LARPing you're me. Try to be more believable next time. Wife's done cooking, I'm out. Enjoy your LARP.
Jonathan Morales
I almost finished my teacher degree but I realize now that I really don't want to be come a teacher.
I like technology but don't want to be a code monkey. I was thinking about stuyding law to prepare for working in the field of smart-contracts
Cameron Long
why do you seek validation from strangers on a Burmese puppeteering forum?
Evan Wilson
>OP is larping Quick OP, tell me how George Carlin is related to free speech. This case is famous, if you cant answer then you are larping.
Cameron Garcia
Nice bro. I don't like boasting posts but respect where it's due. Can you give any hints on the acquisition you helped close?
The company I'm working for now is going through a takeover now, pic absolutely not related.
Your math is off but you also dont know how old I am. I were 29 like the other guy and went through I would be class of 2013, not that it makes a difference. The real point is I dont think you or anyone knows with certainty what the expat packages are these days. My experience is there are plenty of firms going better than 80k.
Chase Cox
This is a stupid question and could be answered by anyone with Google.
Blake Anderson
Got inspired by that lawyer that says hes younger then 29 and has great wealth.
Just want to say Im younger and made more money than him and also have a much more important job and social network. Im special and better so please validate my existence with praise.
Just a rundown - Big League baseballs - Job at top intergalactic law firm - 40000000000000K+ salary with tons of perks (free first class spaceflights every other century, free luxury hotel planets, free coffee at Starbucks) - fucking the best ASSian pussy in the world in bong kong (2k instagram models last weekend) - and oh yea, always save this for last because its just a side note but i made multiple quadrillions of dollars in crypto last year
Anyways, greetings from Alpha Centauri. Got a much needed vacation after closing a slave species acquisition (sorry humans) that made galactic headlines this month.
>9053695 Law school is a waste, go STEM instead. Learn how to code. Join a crypto firm, be a blockchain dev. That shits the future
Josiah Adams
Then answer the google answer. kek. by that point I know OP is a pajeet larping
Easton Gray
Lawyer here. Not making 400k/yr, but work a legit 9-5 making 150k at a unicorn-tier midsize firm, running my own cases and encouraged/allowed to bring in my own work, which I do and enjoy. Very cozy.
Benjamin Lee
I agree with the first sentence. I'm pretty comfy but looking back I'm a fool for not getting into data science. AI is the future, and kids in their mid 20s are making alpha lawyers salary look like a bad joke.
Jordan Russell
>wagecuck thread >meanwhile I never had to work and had the money from the start
Now back to work you fucking monkeys.
Xavier Perry
fucking kek
Cooper Howard
cool story bro, but it needs more ponies
Adrian King
Got inspired by that faggot lawyer who says he is even younger and has an even richer family then the other rich kid who says hes 29 and has a rich family.
Just want to say Im younger and made more money than him and also have a much more important job and social network. So please AMA.
Just a rundown -Welding College. Top of my class -Job at top welding firm (my own) -400m+ salary with tons of perks (free first class pipeline repair every other week, free maintenance of my Braunschweig class battleship) -fucking only white pussy since I am not a pathetic weeb with mommy issues -and oh yea, always save this for last because its just a side note but i made multiple millions of dollars in beanie babies last year
Anyways, greetings from the Barents Sea. I don't need vacation.
>he doesnt have a master of laws Kek even craig wright has one loser
Lincoln Morris
KEK
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Do you know that we are not 'persons' as defined by blacks law 3rd ed? How does it feel to be operating as a pirate on the open seas of commerce with your letter of marke?
Julian Reed
Post proof like pic of your monthly wage. I dont believe you
Jace Bell
yikes op
Tyler Mitchell
This is stupid. You are stupid. I hear states are going to start penalty fining and criminally charging idiots who clog up the courts with this garbage. Do yourself a favor and stop it.
Andrew Sullivan
well it certainly isn't an inducement to enter into contractual relations with him.
Alexander Robinson
Op getting roasted by actual fucking lawyers, fucking kek try harder pajeet.
David Morgan
Ok so you don't know about it. you are a shit tier lawyer. Denying dictionary definitions, FFS the state of law. Johnny Cochran, know about law vs. legality, its a shame you think you know more than him. This guy is ambulance chasing class of Lawyer Stay poor t. I am not a mutt
Angel Wright
I'm surprised you have time for free flights every other week since the firm partners are likely keeping your ass in the office 22 hours a day, 7 days a week grinding through all those transactions and getting their dry cleaning.
quick rundown for lawyer of different (non US jurisdiction)? no idea what you're talking about but curious
Jaxon Jenkins
Alpha. Fuck these dorks OP.
Liam Davis
let me start by saying that you lawyers are the worst as you have so much confirmation bias, it is difficult for you as you can't see how you are hurting ppl, or don't want to think you are. Their is a difference between the 'law' and 'legalities' Law is harm injury or loss legality is pretty much everything else, victim less crimes. Pick up a copy of blacks law 3rd ed. the definition of 'person' is 'a corporation' . See the word person comes from the etymology persona meaning 'mask'
look up 'capitis diminutio' to find the 3 states of rights...the name determines this. Do you live in a free country? blacks laws definitions again... Freedom - 'without prohibition on your actions' i.e. no country is free Slave - 'under the control of another' i.e. the speed limit says 30 you do 30, you are under control of another involuntary servitude - to be under the control of another BUT UNDER DURESS. I.e. the black ppl in the south back in the day. When ppl that have not taken an oath to the law society go to court of a speeding ticket, do you think they are under duress? I have spent about 8 years of my life learning the law that you were not taught in school. I will answer any questions. Learning these things has changed the way i not only see law but banking, bonds, insurance, promissory notes.... It was totally eye opening for me to open a legal dictionary and see definitions to words be different in English v. legalese, how do you justify these inconsistencies? Let me know if i can clarify, but i would hope you could open your own mind its much more powerful
You should be buying PFR instead of whatever crap youre holding. Their mainnet comes out on April 30th. Do you realize that Localbitcoins now has KYC? Do you understand that once PFR is out, people will all jump ship to avoid having to upload documents? People kept doubting the project but these guys deliver. Do you want to be poor forever..
Ayden Allen
He's a sovereign citizen type - He thinks that the law hinges on dictionary definitions from outdated law books, and on latin etymology, rather than what is reasonable, rational, or the best fit for the purpose of public policy - which are far more important in law than latin phrases. What he calls confirmation bias is essentially the power of collective reasoning - the mythical power of social consensus, as decided on by juries, judges, congress, and so on and so forth. He's a crank, essentially trying to argue in that there is a binary distinction between freedom and slavery, and any burden placed on an individual makes them a slave. Which is clearly the mark of a guy with a very good understanding of the philosophy of law and nations
Gabriel Cox
Do you find that only $400k per year is worth being a wagecuck for?
Carson Morgan
Sorry you can't see you have been lied to, the fact you are not willing to listen speaks volumes. You will never get to the top of the game! Why not start a debate with me? or show me that i am wrong, you won't be the first. sorry you can't read
Ayden Diaz
I'm unironically one of the private doctors of the Rothschild family. I am paid 36 millions every year. Yes, there is a cure for cancer that works 100% of the time but guess who owns the patents.
Last year, I got one of the lawyers fired for "badmouthing one of my colleagues". He did not, I just didn't like him. I hope you're not affiliated with us because I'll make sure your poor ass doesn't find any more work for the rest of your life. Simply saying you own some crypto is enough.
Ryan Howard
Btw, why are burgers so obsessed with bragging and selling themselves? I work with some and they are using every opportunity to put themselves into the center of attention. The others who are chill just get annoyed.
Also, they're obsessed with superficial attributes, especially height.
Brayden Hernandez
Lol.
Nolan Stewart
Suck my cock faggot. "a 24yrs old that earns 15k per year" you are a spoiled brat. Probably daddy got you the job.
Easton Flores
>not willing to speak I posted, how much more do you want? >Start a debate with me I did, I posted. >Show me that I am wrong, you won't be the first You mustn't have listened the past few times you were proven wrong, this time won't be any different.
Gavin Gutierrez
I'm in Rapallo right now I would like to meet you
Caleb Carter
>He fell for the burn out meme
Ryan Bennett
Hey OP big shot alpha, ARE YOU READY TO DIE? You are going to find out just how alpha you are bubba. I dont think their is any alpha lawyers. You are all paper pushing cucks to your master. You are going to get killed faggot are you ready to get hunted and die??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Dylan Garcia
show dick pic
Luke Martinez
your degree is shit and Ukrainian, Russian and English doesn't even count as trilingual. GTFO.
Charles Garcia
So how come YOUR dictionary has different definitions to English? Have you ever picked up a Barrons Banking dictionary? those definitions are from your language with laws written buy ppl ion the law society. what is the legal definitions of a driver, Passenger? Hu, those definitions apply to commerce, i am not being paid or paying... Please stop thinking you know more than me, it gets in the way of leaning, i am sure you can teach me something also
Nathaniel Evans
Op here faggot. Where you want to do this. Let's get the fuck busy. You're gonna get an education on who you can and who you can't play tough guy with on the internet.
Easton Howard
I like how the eyes of the model in OP are fitting to the overall tone of the text >please give me social acceptance or I'm gonna cry ...
Eli Cox
Lawyers give way less of a shit about definitions than you seem to think - the point of law is that it is flexible to the demands of the specific circumstance, and most cases are treated as a specific circumstance - hence, dictionary definitions aren't that influential.
Nathaniel Long
Ok. Why? When? Where?
Ryan Turner
lmao kill yourself.
Keep telling yourself that working on big deals 24/7 like a slave bitch is worth the money you never have time to spend :)))))
Lmao. Only Egotists manage to stay in big law -- the people who think that being a well paid slave somehow makes them better than other people.
Cooper Adams
Also Im gonna make this easy for you, what info do you want to come find me? This is going to be fun for me.
Sebastian Peterson
No. I’m finishing up law school right now and it was a waste of fucking time.
Isaiah Perry
but you can bring a published document into court....I do know you don't care as whole profession, but law is built on history. part of law history is definitions. of course law is flexible it is built with words and words are colourable.... Can i ask you about a industry that is closely related? those funds in the bank that you deposited into an account, are they your funds?
I can give suggestions on nice places to go to here.
Also We can chat a bit about cryptocurrencies.
If you want we can meet at "Cristallo" Via Mons. Agostino Giustiniani, 12, Rapallo
Tomorrow the 24th at 11 am
Jackson Nguyen
Someone find me a case of a rich jewish guy dying of cancer in the 21st century.
Camden Reed
Thanks buddy
Nathan Phillips
>alpha lawyers
The only alpha profession is being a landlord.
you lawyers rent from me all the time haha
Jack Cook
hey, mutt lawyers, do you know what BAR stands for?
Austin Cook
I'm a lawyer, and I'm: >hugless, kissless virgin >at my mid 20s >skinnyfat and totally unfit >socially awkward, especially when it comes to women >no money (at the moment) >weeaboo >masturbate and play vidya watch anime all day (also applies when I was in law school, I rarely studied)
As the guy that gets chosen by your kind to be the sacrificial victim to the normies when something goes wrong (I worked in a different field but its very slightly related to international law) Why do you chose guys like me? is it for the mere reason that I dont wanna be your friend? (lets be honest, people like you dont have friends at work, just acquaintances and slaves). Why do rich chads love dumb sheeple so much?
