Scandinavians actually eat this cardboard shite

I can accept a lot of people mocking British cuisine, but I find it ridiculous when a Scandivian mocks it.

>nordics: simple and healthy food
>anglos: OMG TRIGGERED TRANSFATPHOBIA HOW DARE YOU NOT BEING OBESE

we eat these at school ever since we are children, it is very common to eat these here and i have never seen anyone use anything but butter with it.

Well, sometimes, if we had soup for lunch the students may dip the bread in the soup. I never did this though

most of europe has shit cuisine. the scandinavians eat raw fish and cardboard and thats pretty much it, dont get me started on the eastern europeans who it literal trash.

id say british cuisine tops the lot of it. substantial, hearty and most importantly, tasty

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>id say british cuisine tops the lot of it. substantial, hearty and most importantly, tasty
It's good but you use too much butter IMHO

Finnish cuisine is the best come try our karelian pie it is the best food

wiki tells me its a pasty but this is the only one that matters

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I'd say Italy and maybe France has better cuisine, but British cuisine is underrated imo. People only really point out meme foods that most people don't even eat, like toast sandwiches or munchy boxes.

will try to stay serious, but what are supposed to be some seriously underrated delicacies from britain?

delicious with butter and smoked salmon and fish eggs, i also like them with the olive's paté and dried tomatoes
fun fact: wasa is now italian

good idea will make it now

Power ranking:
Butter and brown cheese
Caviar and cheese
Leverpostei with beets
Leverpostei with pickles
Leverpostei with fresh cucumbers
Nugatti and brown cheese
Lukewarm dogshit
Cheese and bell peppers
Salami and mayo

>Caviar and cheese
These two should never be consumed together

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Do you eat bread just on its own, no toppings or spreadings or anythin? No of course not, which is why you don't eat that just on its own either you dumb fucking bong

>but British cuisine is underrated imo
literally everyone think this of their own cuisine

british cuisine isn't bad, but it is a lot more similar to Scandinavian cuisine than you lot would like to admit

I snack on crispbread without anything on them all the time. The one with sesame seeds on are particularly good.

all I've eaten for over a month because of the heat

fuck off fat cunt, there's literally nothing wrong with näkkibread

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Muh nigga

Salam aleikum, friend.
Worry not. If you would read Surah Al-Ma'idah (Chapter 5) Verse 96, it reads as follows: Lawful to you is game from the sea and its food as provision for you and the travelers, but forbidden to you is game from the land as long as you are in the state of ihram. And fear Allah to whom you will be gathered.
As far as cheeses go, they will also generally speaking be halal, but artisanal cheeses can have washed rinds (containing alcohol) or be rubbed with lard from pigs. I suggest you buy from halal certified companies, that you too may enjoy crisp bread with caviar and cheese.
Happy Ramadan, friend.

t. oslo inhabitant

could be worse

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I want to know what this tastes like.

haven't tried those, but I wanna try it now. Alpha taste

To be fair, this bread is also very popular in Austria

tastes pretty good, especially with cream and sugar.

I eat at least a couple every day and has done so for years.

I cant even understand that there are humans on this planet who doesnt eat Knäckebröd

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At least it doesn't taste like actual shit or vomit, unlike american chocolate bars.

Kek

I would totally try it.

have you every tried rye bread? I tastes like rye porridge. it fills you up very fast too.

>i dont like knekkebrod

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Yeah I love rye bread for sandwiches.

Still better than British "food"

Knekkebrod med brunost

brunost tastes like salty toffee and even looks like it too. good in a weird kind of way

apparently your ice cream treats make people gag so we're in good company :^)

It's best when it's been in your backpack all day at school and you take it out for lunch. Sweaty and half-crunched.

wait, norway doesn't have free school lunch?

Not when I grew up at least. Every Norwegian had to learn to make their own matpakke at an early age.

Today's kids are so spoiled so who knows?

>tfw moved away and had to do all shit by myself when I was 16

I love seeing spoiled 20 year olds who can hardly even wipe their own ass without a map, flashlight and written instructions trying to handle their life.

Ive had it before.
Its like nordic saltines, it needs butter or butter and jam on it.

Incomparably better than your tasteless crackers

There's nothing better as a vehicle for cheese or liverwurst.

Nothing.

goes really well with smoked gouda