/brit/

*clicks on you*
*does a quarter off in the can*

yes yes we all saw the sketch

ah yes the exaggerated meme london accent

the tories, the tories, the tories

youtube.com/watch?v=jV57sz3_UKo

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anal sex

haven't had a macs in ages usually only go drunk on the way home which just shows how long its been since I went out :(

The eternal question: Waynes World or Waynes World 2?

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>go to spoons with mates
>one doesn’t have ID but gets served anyway
>have a couple pints
>said mate and his gf go to order a meal with a drink after 9PM
>manlet (and probably gay) barman asks for ID
>mate doesn’t have any but says he was served earlier
>barman gets intimidated and squares up saying he doesn’t want any trouble
>DYEL manager comes out and says my mates are barred and have to leave
>but not me even though I just ordered two bottles of beer
>have to chug them so we can move on to another place

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2 is shite

lots of brits in tonight

what can we do about the liberal secularist problem?

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watched the first ep of love island with the gf today

convinced there is a media conspiracy to make us scousers look worse than we actually are, every scouser you see on tv is thick as pigshit and has the most over the top accent as it can get

this daft bint literally asked what the word "superficial" meant

same if they ever interview one of us on the news, they just select the biggest mong they can find

love island isnt a good show either

*looks up the word superficial*

death camps

bank locked my card again because ive been buying too much stuff on gaypal

not sure if I should watch anime or harry potter 1

I could be a pretty girl
I'll wear a skirt for you
I could be a pretty girl
Shut up when you want me too
I could be a pretty girl
Won't ever make you blue
I could be a pretty girl
I'll lose myself in you

this is the kind of blogposting i can get behind

chill out. smoke moar

>convinced there is a media conspiracy to make us scousers look worse than we actually are

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of course it's in ontario, state of this country

Na

Stop coping lad if you have to defend your people that you are at least an outlier

as an unashamed social liberal, this is my worst nightmare

youtube.com/watch?v=Jd9deG9EgNU
CHOON

reddit space much?

why do leftists worship CEOs and millionaires while also crying about how they don't redistribute their wealth

hate that fucking passive aggressive 420chan bullshit
fuck off

>convinced there is a media conspiracy
it's another hillsborough la!

why even bother trying

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woah calm down chillax brah

i was an avid 420chan user at the age of 15

same reason they call your leader tyrannical but support the infringement of constitutional liberties

to see how good you really are
too easy to give up and think of yourself as a nice guy that never got given a chance due to no fault of his own

the guardian is awful
they released a long article piece about the limits of free speech in the us a few days ago but like all of their stuff you just feel like the writer is trying to push his pro censorship of racists narrative on you. why even bother being a journalist if you can't write about something without aggressively trying to push a personal or corporate agenda

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been back recently? the wrestling general is more active than the BWHs it's pretty dire

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im an outlier in any city desu, but thats besides the point

why have people who aren't black americans now saying "cope"

yep, funnily enough I don't have a reddit account though

post was a bit tongue in cheek desu, but I do notice that whenever I see a scouse on TV they are dumber than the ones you meet in day to day life.. just an observation.

going to start emailing the oneitis a cat picture every morning lads

who /bumping/ here

:3

Faggots BTFO

nope. last time i used it was when i asked how to keep the smell of smoking away from my parents and getting really offended when they told me to fuck off

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to be fair if you don't see an agenda in journalism it's because you've already been goy'd by it. I always miss the bits people complain about in the guardian and stuff but the anti-immigrant/pro-poverty-and-stupid-people stuff in the DM stands out like a sore thumb
(except based reuters)

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because there's money to be made in feeding people what they want to hear

need a hillsborough in every northern city in england

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sad state of affairs
I thought journalists were supposed to have integrity, a desire to tell the truth. the news seems more and more subjective each year, maybe I'm just more aware of it because I'm an adult now, but I don't think so

GOD I LOVE ANIME TITTIES

And as we sit here alone
Looking for a reason to go on
It's so clear that all we have now
Are our thoughts of yesterday

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need a jihadist attack in every street corner of london

oh wai-

>know girl for months
>has two kids
>always talks about them
>doesn't have any pictures of them
>wears a wedding ring
>has never once mentioned her husband

what's going on lads?

got 327 kots in my kot folder
also got 150 hats in my hat folder

don't give them another reason to whine mate i'm already sick of it

think it's the shift to online stuff, instead of one outrageous headline to sell the paper then more balanced shit from then on, every article has to push your buttons to get clicks

she's a spy

daring synthesis

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mental illness

*save*
yep, this one's going in my "cats in hats" compulation

have 204 kots and 197 cats atm

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>compulation

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>got 327 kots in my kot folder
>also got 150 hats in my hat folder

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The state of social media

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started spelling words wrong by accident all the time recently
i can pass it off on here as memeing but when i try to write essays i realise i actually can't spell whilst typing quickly (never struggled before)
been hearing voices as well, think i might see a doc

I draw my own hats

yes leafs are retarded, we get it

me who just got hit by the train

never whined about hillsborough in my life desu
don't care about it all
and i'm sure ill get the victim complex accusation for this but I have definitely gotten a lot of undue hatred from other english people for no reason other than my place of birth

it was all a ruse

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based

would say of all the things i eat bread and butter is my go to bread and butter

learning japanese has fucked my spelling, I just spell most things phonetically now and let the spellchecker correct me

Wasted an oppurtunity of doing a selfie to capture the guy taking the selfie

>he learned japanese
kys weeb

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S4C > C4 > BBC2 > BBC1 > ITV > C5

bit bored
netflix is all shit

to be fair i can't stand scouse accents, genuinely find them grating
all the scousers i actually know are good lads/lasses, but it's scousers that bring shitloads of heroin to my ends so i have some bias against you all

>S4C
what the fuck is this

put down the remote and pick up a book la

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>Watching TV

IDIOT

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=lXnw5hrc1bs

Dave is the best TV channel in the UK mate

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sianel pedwar cymru

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shant be opening this