/ausnz/

ear nibbling edition

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3D is best.

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i love you all and i'm sorry for being a bulli

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>he'd probably be quite happy to have a friend to cook for.
Well I hope so, it would be nice to taste all his foreign creations.
>he'd probably also be confused as to how you found his house
I have my ways...
> i'm sorry for being a bulli
When were you a bully?

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>it would be nice to taste all his foreign creations.
yeah, i'd really like to taste something of welly's...

>I have my ways
that wouldn't include googling stuff until you find them, would it?

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earlier

Does your bf allow this sorta talk?

>i'd really like to taste something of welly's..
I bet you would!
>that wouldn't include googling stuff until you find them, would it?
n-no... and it certainly wouldn't include knocking on random doors asking for welly...
Well you are forgiven.. for whatever you did.

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>I bet you would!
eheh...

>>and it certainly wouldn't include knocking on random doors asking for welly...
>hello have you seen a short, thin boi who's interested in history and spends his time shitposting on a cantonese noodle forum
i think you could give the CIA a run for their money

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>eheh...
That little laugh tells me it's not so wholesome what you want to taste.
>i think you could give the CIA a run for their money
I know right, I'll have to beat their recuiters off with a stick everytime I leave the house I'm so good.

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>That little laugh tells me it's not so wholesome what you want to taste.
maybeee...

>I'll have to beat their recuiters off
hot as h*ck

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Conway wants to fugg a dude in welly and his bf doesn't know.Hmm.

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He wants to fuckle more than just Welly desu desu

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i'd like to have fun with quite a few bois but i never will

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>maybeee...
>hot as h*ck
This is your brain on LEWD.
Everything becomes sexual!

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bitch niggas

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we can make it even lewder desu

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>but i never will
what's stopping you

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i'm not a whore who puts out for strangers

>we can make it even lewder desu
I keep getting threatened to be tied up if I be lewd...

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i'm not a whore
and i don't put out for strangers

>I keep getting threatened to be tied up if I be lewd...
wouldn't you enjoy that? it's lewd

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This general says different.

maybe flip-kun will tie us up together..

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whore

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Very rude and unkind

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>maybe flip-kun will tie us up together..
It'll be a grave error on his part if he wants us to stop being little lewdies to tie us together.

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then stop calling me one you bitch
or i will continue bulli

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have you ever considered that maybe he actually enjoys watching other people being lewdbois

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I'm not Conway

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i completely take back my statement then

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>have you ever considered that maybe he actually enjoys watching other people being lewdbois
No...
It would make a lot of sense though...
You might be on to something there.

I'm fine with giving him a bit of a show.

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>I'm fine with giving him a bit of a show.
oh wow...

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>I'm fine with giving him a bit of a show.
stop lewd

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So yall actually gay or just ironically gay for the sake of posting cute anime girls?

This general is making me mad.

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That's a secret. Me and gookposter are the only straights here atm

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i'm actually a girl roleplaying as a gay

Well said.
Hey what about me!?

No i'm the only girl here

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go away

Hello based swedeposter! want to join the omar mateen fanclub?

nigger

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>oh wow...
A bit too much?
I'm gay roleplaying as a straight guy ironically roleplaying as a gay.

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>A bit too much?
just didn't expect you to be this lewd westy

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You started it...
This is your fault, take responsibility!

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a-anime...

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damn straight

pervo westy is best westy. now i just have to get you drunk

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Are you the female poster? If so, I wish you a good day.
Who in the heck is Omar Mateen?

He killed 49 degenerates in a gay club

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>now i just have to get you drunk
And what would you want with me drunk hmmm?

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probably just run around the hills and drink some more

we'd do it in the summer so we could fall asleep outside under the stars

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One of your fellow soldiers of Allah

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HEy you gaynerd, how about not wasting away your existance for alcohol.

It's not your friend, companion or lover. It doesnt care for your hapiness, success or wellbeing.

It's a poison, a poison you willingly ingests.

>probably just run around the hills and drink some more
That sounds like bliss, we would have a ball.
>so we could fall asleep outside under the stars
It would still be slightly cold so snuggling up would warm us both.

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>so snuggling up would warm us both
i planned on it qt

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Be honest now, are you actually gay? Like a real gaynerd?

No hate, but that is disgusting and you should stop your sinful ways.

>i planned on it qt
And on that happy thought I think I'll get back to doing what I was doing.
I'll be back soon buddy.

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later qt

i want to run my fingers through someones hair is that weird

h e a l t h gang > g a y gang

Don't be nerd, because I will be here waiting for you. Biding my time and sharpening my mind.

You will return to a stronger Based Swedeposter, a more cunning Based Swedeposter.

>You will return to a wronger Based Swedeposter, a more cumming Based Swedeposter.

...

Wronger isn't even a word you literal moron. My god are you stupid, lol.

>Wrong isn't even a word you literal moron. My god I'm stupid, lol.

Wrong is a word, I know that.

But Wronger isn't a word.

Either way, you are a dummy.

I am off to the gym lads. I'll be back in 30.

the thought of you honing your muscles

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Do a rep for me daddy

Hello cuities.

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hello qtswede

How are you doing?

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hey qt

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Good, me and gookposter had a very eventful night. You?

so much anime in here
are all antipodeans this noncey?

Hiya
Same, doing pretty well. Getting ready for work.

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have a nice time at work sverige

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>so much anime on an anime site
what a shock

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Thank you small cutie.

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>anime website
oh sweety... did no one tell you?

You fucking queer, if my muscles werent so fatigued right now I would use them to pummel some sense into you.
Did one for you female poster, I imagined myself pushing the weight to come closer to making love to you.
Stick din bög, annars tar jag ett strypgrepp om din veka hals.

How can you guys stand with manlet immigrant?

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DIn jävla bögjävel, kommer en dag spöa skiten ur dig. Du kommer inte se mig komma men jag kommer se till att du inte kan breva igen.

Kommer köra en yxa genom din dator.

i just filter him until you show up

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Did no one tell you?
fatigued from 30 minutes at the gym? how cute

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Well he will be here forever, he is mentally challenged.

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take him back to sverigetraden and let him work his magic on evangeline

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No one likes him, he is universally hated there as he is on any board or general.

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It's not about the length of the workout, it's all about the intensity of it.

I can get in a better workout in 5 minutes that leave my body throbbing, aching and fatigued than you can in 1 hour.
Jävla animetransa, varför kommer du hit och retar mig för?! Har du bokstavligen inget bättre för dig?

>throbbing, aching and fatigued after 5 minutes

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I'll just take a quick peek in this gener.........seepicrelated

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no one likes evangeline either desu

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i guess it WAS me corrupting him all along

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>Good, me and gookposter had a very eventful night.
This so H A R D.

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/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol

Yeah that's true.

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Why do you act like this? Can't we be men without this gayshit?

Act like a man for once and maybe I would respect you.
Both of you are men, not women. You are MEN!

lewd


l m o a

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are you mordin desu

yes!

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Hey Philip, how about you stop posting anime and using gayterms like "lewd".

It's for the greater good.

>are you mordin desu
No, don't compare me to that nutjob.

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we can but thats so boring user, there is nothing fun about being straight

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>nutjob
???

he seemed nice from when he posted here