Tfw no Scottish gf

>tfw no Scottish gf
why even live

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>shitskin lusting after white girls again

Ya know this the reason why you're hated right?

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whiter than you Ranjeev

I'm not currycel and if your dick isn't pink then you aren't white.

trust me you don't want a scottish girl we're all complete cows

doesn't the average Scottish gal looks like the female singer from chvrches?

>he thinks the average scottish girl is good looking
oh no no no no
half of them look like typical english slags caked in makeup, the other half are just straight up ugly (i'm in this group) and all of them have the most annoying accent possible

hot

wink at us with your asshole luv

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>tfw no northern irish gf

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going to visit edinburgh this summer and potentially move there in the future

wish me luck

ikr

sad thing is this line might work on the first group

>prove you're ugly
i'd just get meme'd on for being brownish too

kek

good luck lad;
guess the scottish weather is similar to Finland's so you'll feel comfy

>tfw no Anglo gf to cuddle with all night

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my dick is pink

only the highlands of scotland ever get somewhat regularly snow, it's not that similar really at all

Pink dick is feminie beta n gay u bottom twink bitch

Why are you keking fag?