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>irishman posts

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with your willy

sounds good, I always play with it in the shower anyway so that shouldn't be an issue

hope you enjoy it

uninstall and play a total war game instead

Uninstall and play a paradox game

Wish abortions had been legal when you were still in your mom

>Races through the Alderney streets in my Sultan RS at 3am blasting youtube.com/watch?v=L_x8y2iVye0

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played both of these for thousands of hours want something new

>put on eu4/vicky2
>its another england episode

Anyone here a true patriot?

for me, it's driving from san fierro to los santos in a rancher blasting youtube.com/watch?v=oHubvkHp5fc

ladies, imagine THIS:

you’re living in the present — focused on who u are & what you’re doing NOW, trusting that the Lord’s mighty plans for ur life will unfold at the right time. you love ur life & self, just as is. you’re excited about the future, but LIVING in this moment!!!

just cannot bring myself to play as anyone other than an irish character in ck2

NEED a big brapper gf to sit on my lap

*someone farts*
*gay dude gets a boner*

*clenches stomach muscles*
*runny poopoo squirts into your face*
hehe

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runts get in the cage

Give it to me straight doc

nah
*facefucks you*

adore the anti-yank paddy

signed for a flat
rentberg owns me now

having a big heart is probably both my greatest quality and my biggest flaw, and I hope one of these days it’ll pay off for once

terminal case of being a runt

youtube.com/watch?v=XrIgKIGwsO0

T*mmy Robinson and his supporters blown the fuck out by based Weev.

bedberg is calling me into his embrace

youtube.com/watch?v=w6cvwa9iTbs

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Big fan of the female butthole

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it might not make sense right now, but someday you’ll see how God was putting the pieces together all along

is this the jewish guy who used to hack websites and cover them in pictures of goat.se and scat porn

Yes.

you know how big jesus probably smiles when he hears two people praying about each other

why did he become full 1488

reminder

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>he wouldnt die for Queen and country

would die to get that old hag off my money

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civ 4 with realism invictus mod is superior
civ takes a little bit of getting used to but it is pretty intuitive
civ 5 is dumbed down shite, you can't even stack units
might as well play chess

my ranking of female body parts
twat
tits
feet
arse
arsehole
legs

youtu.be/PfkRunYJ-ME

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i just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells ‘WHO CAN GO HUG MOM THE FASTEST?!’ and all of them start running toward their house. that’s the kind of future i want.

fuck bedberg
i shant succumb

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found dave lads

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>Tfw they barge in on her taking Tyrone to the hilt

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why do americans do this?

deathberg is ultimate jew
all goys must succumb

honestly beyond sick of seeing this casual cuckold shit

sounds like trash.

>yanks

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vai a comer por culo

My daddy told me: “here’s my advice on how to maintain a healthy relationship: be slow to anger, fast to forgive, think before you speak, never let the sun set without settling an argument, and above all, never go to bed without saying I love you.”
That hit hard.

ah yes... godstein
the heavenly jew

as hard as your bf pounds your backside?

It's sexually transmitted fibromyalgia

>godstein

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sopa de macaco uma delicia

>didn't wink it
waste of bandwidth

God's love hurts so good. what i mean by that is this: His love isn't always peace & blessings. sometimes His love is shown through heart ache & hard stuff. & it hurts. but it's good.

anything He allows is full of purpose. remember that.

It's the issue of our time

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dont care

to get money off autism

sounds like a loada crap to me

*closes my eyes to go to sleep*
*snap*

yep. it's time to review my personal cringe compilation.

have you ever stalked someone so hard you end up on their brothers roommates cousins sisters page?? #whoops

sopa da buscetta de tua mae e mais gostoso

reporting racist comments on nazi choons on youtube

*injects newly emergent HIV strains into buttocks*
ahhh....

What's her profile text like

want a new stream site as my old of multiple years decided to permaban me, kinda heartbroken desu

*injects newly emergent 69-FAG-POO strains into buttocks*
ahhh....

I met this older couple today that said that they read the Bible every year cover to cover & the wife said “my husband gets up & reads the Bible to me & brings me a cup of tea every morning no matter how he is feeling.” That’s what I want.

Australia is just like Middlesbrough but in the desert

i’m in Target rn and i just overhead a woman tell her daughter. “come on baby. daddy will be home around 8:30 and we have to beat him there to hide all the clothes we’re buying.” i 110% think i just saw a glimpse of my future

*cooks up and injects a new batch of bull semen*
ahhh....

Girls!!!! Living your life, & staying in your lane & waiting to be pursued by a guy is so much more rewarding and exciting than wasting your time trying to get a guy through your own efforts.

sucking a nigger even though it’s 3 am haha what am I like

what is the aim of this post?

want a nigger to poo on me

Worth every penny

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I cannot wait for the day my daughter says somethin sassy and my husband says "she got that from you"

doing g-d's work, brother

Pogba?

>tfw there's a bull shortage in this country

yeah, yeah
stay away from the volcano now

The bull market

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can hear the cat running about on the roof being a retard outside my bedroom window haha

Not gay but have this strange desire to fuck a cute Indian twink until he moans