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Alcoholics and women, they have already weakened bodies. I've stopped drinking myself after Avicii died, if a Swedish Chad can cripple himself from alcohol in his 20s so can I.

>pounding a slag at 20 is an achievement
Overly sexualized culture and shaming men for not wanting to get with average or below average birds is cancerous. I assume you won't put any thought into it though and just spout "virgin freak" at me

Saying what everyone's thinking lad!

this honestly

its people drinking spirits really quickly that causes alcohol poisoning its basically impossible to do with beer

hello virgin freak

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ah yes 259 you utter mongs

i'm not debating the long term damage what i'm talking about is relatively normal people going to hospital after drinking too much at a party and someone having to call 999

I drink spirits or wine mostly and I like a strong drink and have had many gruesome nights one involving me drinking straight abysinthe but there comes a point where you are so drunk you basicly can't and don't desire to drink anymore. I don't understand how (unless you try to do some drinking challenge) you are somehow able to keep drinking beyond this phase.

>girl asks me if I wanna hang out at her place
>agree
>watching a movie
>she starts getting close to me and rubbing against me
>have to leave because her touching is making me uncomfortable
Why do women do this? I just wanted to watch the movie.

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based like/dislike ratio

funny how 'tismomick is ALWAYS here during workdays at 10-11PM isn't it

Nothing better to be doing you odious little worm?

don't understand how you can get drunk off beer

such a low %, my stomach gets full after about 3 pints and I'm only buzzed and can't fit anymore

Tyson needs to work on his core and focus on being a fighter and an athlete. He'd win so much easily

Women and men doing challenges then.

love the get foreigners to talk about immigration meme

*fuck craicers

>shaming men for not wanting to get with average or below average birds
how about..
>shaming men for wanting to get with birds

I don't know what culture you've just hopped over from, but around here, men are devils and women are goddesses

seething

screeching

that's my point though it isn't just doing challenges because challenges is the only thing I can understand.

I shit once every 3 days

theres more than 1 irish poster here you mentaler
you should be locked up you fucking schizo cunt

>my stomach gets full after about 3 pints and I'm only buzzed and can't fit anymore

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Do you live in London by any chance?

virgin is obviously the bigger insult than fornicator

4 people appear in the video and they're all foreigners having a 'debate' on immigration which is effectively a circlejerk of agreement about how great it is. They then disabled comments because apparently, they hate the debate.

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probably because you're too thin, I certainly don't understand how people I know can knock back stein after stein and not be beyond bloated.

yes I'm soy so what

I've been around "for movies" many of times lad.

Gets a bit sick, remember when me and my ex just started dating and we put on Hacksaw Ridge. Was too busy enjoying the movie

AND I THINK HER NAME WAS LISA
OR MAYBE IT WAS SHEILA
MY CHEVY SITTIN’ TOO HIGH
I CALL THAT WIZ KHALIFA

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>BBC teach
Isn't this the same channel that has the black Roman guy in a historical video?

I don't know but almost certainly if I were to take a guess.

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wow dude alcohol I'm so cool

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I want to have vaginal sex with Emma Watson.

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Creased at this

managed to go from 31 waist to 28 waist over the past few months, muy bien

youtu.be/K12PikiEvZY
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Very, very educational

>Next video is some Jow Forums talking head
Red pilling the children

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Went to watch a movie with a girl and she said she was surprised that I actually watched the whole movie. Still had sex, but just not that aggressively sexual I suppose.

its all the carbonation and chemicals in it
I physically cannot burp so I either get drunk on spirits or not at all

Did the man punch the other man?

fuck off normie cunts

Viral marketing spammer hope you get banned.

can we all just finally admit that beer tastes like shit? doesn't matter if it's some expensive IPA or budweiser, literally just tastes like shit, makes you gassy and bloats you

Spirit + mixer is the patricians alcohol(followed closely by wine)

Would take a nice gin and tonic over a pint of mildly alcoholic swill any day

because they take a massive piss haha *burps in your face*

got sick of spirits and switched to ales, they're absolutely unreal. give em a try

Fantastic amazing post yes

>can we all just finally admit that beer tastes like shit? doesn't matter if it's some expensive IPA or budweiser, literally just tastes like shit, makes you gassy and bloats you
>Spirit + mixer is the patricians alcohol(followed closely by wine)
>Would take a nice gin and tonic over a pint of mildly alcoholic swill any day

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if you're going to redditspace reddit opinions, why not go do it on reddit?

t. woman

Boxing is boring, a good boxing fight still has less action than a bad MMA fight.

Reckon this post is satire and you're just doing it for the replies, if not you are a vagina

Once told a girl my favourite mixed is g&t and she said that was pretentious, as she sipped on her rum&coke like a pleb.

How fucking new are the lot of you? That pasta is older than most of you

business idea: get a gf and slowly get her fatter so nobody else wants her and also develop a chubby fetish

Just got my ticket for Les Misérables!

>grrrrr me like beer, me manly! me also like manual cars, auto is for cuck soyboy grrrrr! *thumps chest*

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how is gin and tonic pretentious

bet you pronounce it as lez miz you uncultured swine

What are you referring to exactly?

you get way better fuel efficiency out of a manual you turd

Pierce NO!

>when you pay to see les miserables because you assume it's about miserable lesbians and you think you'll relate

because it isn't vodka & lemonade, I don't know

can I come with you moni xx

do brits really think this?

Either way, I have a ticket and you don't!

Just got a single seat on the front row, so we wouldn't be sitting next to each other

sod off Pedro

aww I'd love to sit next to you and snuggle up to you xx

>me also like manual cars
wish my car was in manual 2bh I could only find the model I wanted in auto

lads the anxiety is hitting me hard today
need someone to spoon me

I usually disagree with everyone on the whole immigration thing but this is bullshit.

grug like car with big engine, grug no care for environment, grug only care about car make loud noise and go brum brum fast, grug also only like car with stick, thog said auto for cuck soyboy, grug no respect thog, but still insecure enough to listen to opinion of thog grrrrrr *beats chest*

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just woke up in bed with the gf

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*heems you with this*

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XANAX

using drugs for drug induced anxiety doesn't seem like a good idea

rate my gf

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srug no like beer, srug no like big scary engine, srug only like easy drive wheel barrels, srug like bing bing wahoo

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>dream catcher
Stop appropriating my culture
t. 1/256th Native American

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a daring synthesis

bit grim if you're taking candids for /brit/ you clearly not showing enough cheekbones look decent forehead looks shit

I'm going

Can't wait to see you in person x

Imagine meeting Moni in person?

What a honour it'd be just to meet the man!