ITT post what do you learn about cunt above you in history classes

ITT post what do you learn about cunt above you in history classes

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Vaguely involved in WWII, part of the Eastern Bloc

Former colony of Britain that became independent in 1776 and became a superpower later in history

I was a dunce in school, can't remember anything

>quoting Culture Shock and Japanese-American Relations: Historical Essays by Sadao Asada at page 231
> The treatment of the bomb in high school history textbooks (1965, 1985, 1990) was almost perfunctory. The briefest textbook accounts laconically stated, “In August 1945 atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and then on Nagasaki,” [reference 108] without even saying which country had dropped the bombs or mentioning the scale of destruction and human suffering. [reference 109] (It is no wonder that 20 percent of primary and junior high school students, polled in 1969 and 1970, did not know that the United States had dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki [reference 110])
>Reference 110 is "Asahi Shimbum May 27 and August 5, 27, 1970".

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Napoleon's retreat at Moscow, then Russian revolution, and finally your role in WW2 and the Cold War.

Almost destroyed the world when it had a different name

That karl the great was german
French revolution
Napoleonic wars
Franco prussian war
WW1
WW2
Founding of the eu

Would be a national province today if the eternal Yank hadn't blown up their own ship and backstabbed us.

Shit. This French dude commented at the same time as me.

Gives up easily

reconquista

Vikings.

In school we honestly only learned that we invaded you during WW2

The home of many talented Musicians, Scientists, Philosophers, and Mathematicians. Engineers from this country are very talented as well. Unified in the mid 1800s and became an economic powerhouse in Europe. They didn’t start WWI but got blamed for it because they brought it to the Western Front. Had a really bad time in the 20s, elected Hitler as chancelor in 1933. Started grabbing land in Europe. Invaded Poland, started WWII. We didn’t give a shit until 1941. Were doing pretty well up until Stalingrad then got decimated by the Allies. Got split in two for about 50 years then reunified. Been a economic power house ever since.

Revolution, civil war and slavery

vlad tepes

only classical greece if you do ancient history

Do they really teach people about Vlad in other countries

Nothing, all I know is due to self-research and shitty games.

Ceausescu
Used to be part of Austria-Hungary

We don't learn anything about you, there hasn't been a lot of interactions between our two countries

Well I think they said something vague about him in class, problably wasnt even the book but whatever everyone knows him.

Normandy?
Invasion of Paris?

French revolution, nappy and their surrender in ww2

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french revolution and enlightement

My ancestors :)

Civilized by Greeks, Monarchy got btfo by Soviets and then we have a whole chapter about the Soviet Union, and another whole chapter about the cold war.

french revolution then btfo'd in WW2

+"socialism"
-the absolute cuckoldry of your country
-barbara lerner spectre

Absolutely nothin

History of art and music
Great power
Our historical enemy, almost constant conflict since the 1100's
Were the ones who finally put an end to the Swedish Empire during the Great Northern War
we also learned about the russian revolution

Founded on the values of the Enlightenment after not wanting to pay taxes anymore, became a superpower through war profiteering in the World Wars, was the main force for Capitalism against the Soviet Union. You won but kept fucking it up everywhere as much as you could and now here we are.

i think there were a few lines in one of the messed up wars at the end of 1800 but i recall nothing

Part of the homeland of the Germanics
Vikings
Kalmar Union
Conquered Finland, founded it's Baltic empire
Fucked up Poland during the Deluge and Germany during the Thirty Years' War
Eventually defeated by Russia, lost its great power status around the time of the Napoleonic wars
Chilled afterwards and remained neutral
Astrid Lindgren

We learn about the Roman Empire
The sacking and subsequent fall of Rome to Germanic tribes
The Renaissance era and the conflict between the different city states
And some more recent history

Wow I'm surprised a foreigner knows this much about our history. We learn everything about Germany, but in my school there was a lot of focus on Bismarck and also some focus on the Thirty Years War for obvious reasons.

Wasn't Rollo Danish? We don't learn about it anyway it's irrelevant in French history, just the creation of a duchy.
We don't learn about the Vikings raids either

1) Something about the Franks. Clovis and Charlemagne or something and hanging out in ancient tribes.
2) France built fur trade posts around North America
3) France was at war with UK over something or other called "French and Indian War" here but I know it goes by different name in France. Put UK in big debt which is why they started taxing harder,
4) French "enlightenment" was happening among the rich French with powder wig, inspired a lot of Founding Fathers.
5) French monarchy sponsored our Revolution against UK, put the Monarchy in more debt.
6) We are taught the American Revolution is what inspired the French Revolution though I know Frenchies on Jow Forums dispute this. At any rate, the French revolutionists, inspired by USA, killed everyone they could and installed a new monarch aka Napoleon. This cancelled out our debts (which were to the monarchy not to the new monarchy).
7) We learned about how Napoleon sold us big chunk of America called the Louisiana purchase. I never learned Napoleonic war in school though I later heard form Jow Forums
8) Eventually France is conquered by Nazis but we save them and rebuild their country into a new Republic after WWII with the Marshall Plan. Aka Fourth Republic.

>the british colonized a piece of north america, instead of mixing they just settled an brought some slaves
>the first new world colony to declare independence
>world war 1 (+how it benefited them)
>great depression
>world war 2 (+how it benefited them)
>cold war

I never learned about Chile in any history class so someone else should do yours BUT we did a "Elementary Olympics" in 1996, every class got to represent a different country (Kindergartners got USA, lucky bastards) and our class got Chile. We would all then do the typical elementary sports games as our "countries" to win a prize.

So we made Chilean theme T-shirt, all did different report on Chile. Only thing I remember was this girl said "Chile looks small but its actually size of Texas only stretched out" and she took the gum out of her mouth and stretched it so it got long and thin just like Chile. I never ever ever ever forget this moment in my whole life even 20+ years later.

>Only thing I remember was this girl said "Chile looks small but its actually size of Texas only stretched out" and she took the gum out of her mouth and stretched it so it got long and thin just like Chile
God I wish that was me