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Cooper Gomez
can't see shit through those hoods.
Tyler Nguyen
*enters the thread*
Alexander Butler
real non racist thread was also made first
Carter Stewart
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have a good day today yeah x
Kayden Gutierrez
so THIS is the origin of the T pose. wow
Adrian Sanchez
Want to move to Edinburgh so bad but dont have any skills or experience in anything
Sebastian Ward
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Adam Hall
>posted second
not how it works sweetie
Austin Garcia
how the fuck did that kid from last thread dox me
how
Brayden Kelly
the virgin scotland:
is a small component nation of the UK
only has seagulls and some dead eagles
hope you like HILLS
terrible farmland
has fake politics and the most insufferable 'parliament' on earth
knobslobbers the yanks by holding onto their nukes for them
has only one good poster, that guy who called the anti-terror squad on poleaboo and i bet he lives in England.
national airline operates propeller planes to the middle of nowhere and norway in partnership with nobody
can barely control orkney and shetland
42 accents, all of them dire
voted against her own independence
the chad new zealand:
is bigger than britain
has cool birds
has lots of scenery for making good films
has good farmland
has real politics with loads of #lads
pisses off the americans by telling them to shove their nukes up their fat arses
has good posters
national airline operates big jets around the world in a strategic alliance with some of the world's most important carriers
is king of the pacific islands
3 accents, all top tier
refused point blank to join the Australian federation
Aaron Jones
any freaks and geeks in?
Jacob Russell
Get yer tits out for the lads, Jordan
Juan Howard
>She's one person with an opinion
not when fifty thousand people implicitly expressed their agreement of that position jfc
Jeremiah Parker
dave's having a psychotic episode again
gone absolutely feral he has
Aaron Sanchez
just fed my cat a little bit of marmite on cheese
he's addicted to the stuff
Landon Murphy
stop spamming your twitter you tit
Camden Butler
Fucks sake James
Austin Baker
Isaac Hughes
nobody cares about your Twitter shite
Jace Morris
one of my favourite gifs desu
Ethan Miller
yeah but then you have to be around scottish people don't you?
Jordan Gray
Is far cry 5 good?
Thinking of getting it to play the dlcs which look really cool
Jaxson Jenkins
Hudson Jones
stop advertising your twitter, autistic cunt
Lincoln Carter
having a good laugh going over james' media pics
Brody Moore
Imagine getting really upset because someone posted something on Twitter expressing their personal preference that wasn't even directed at you
Jason Ramirez
William Campbell
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which one of you lads is this?
Alexander Russell
shut up
Jaxon Miller
dave had a meltdown about dracula yesterday, this is pretty tame for him
Owen Perry
a decent start down the road of irreversible societal destruction that they're on?
why would we want that?
why would we want even 100th of the problems they're facing?
if we don't learn from the horrific lessons being taught in germany, we'll learn them the hard way
yes, we should take refugees, and even a few worthy immigrants
but keep the refugees where we can see them until they successfully apply for immigration status or they go home
and make sure immigration doesn't get out of hand, if it already hasn't.
Cooper Ramirez
whoops, looks like going to the gym doesn't give you a personality after all haha
Angel Anderson
This is some Kowloon shit
Think I'm lost
Need to do a BIG poo asap
William Watson
t. proxy
Alexander Roberts
imagine who he must have pissed off to get assigned to sail this fucking deathtrap
Elijah Baker
what's the reaction to the tiananmen square anniversary like over there? are the chabuduos ignoring it as always?
Landon King
the power of poo nigger compels you
Andrew Martin
nobody said it did you fat mong
Blake Green
hate myself and want to die
Elijah Young
Robert Phillips
ahh yes because the change of the average person's values means nothing at all for society in general
Gavin Green
Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember
-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.
-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.
-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"
-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.
-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly
Kayden Torres
yea first time someone from here gets mad about a post from twitter that doesnt share his worldview
Camden Gomez
Day 9: Tinnitus still here.
Gavin Hughes
ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Asher Richardson
Sounds like a right laugh that one
Camden Martinez
tinnitus never goes away mate
Michael Morris
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well since i've been doxxed you may as well follow me now
Noah Butler
disgusting coalburner on judge rinder right now
Eli Roberts
Calm down, Dave. You're not as important as you think you are. Move on with your life.
Ian Wright
mine did
have had it since i was born, noticed the other day it disappeared.
Nathaniel Lopez
>disgusting coalburner on judge rinder right now
Ethan Morris
the asian experience
Charles Myers
traded my Twitter account for a LinkedIn account
Robert Murphy
Remember to call out all dave posts. His posts are confrontational, often calls you retarded or mentally ill. Very contrarian.
David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him
Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
13. Supports the Scottish National Party
14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women
Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!.
Blake Howard
what? check yourself mate
course it does, sometimes
Josiah King
James Reyes
>7777▶
>hate myself and want to die
why aren't you lads at work?
Ryder Martinez
i've had it for donkeys years
it's very faint though, always has been
Camden Turner
all me
Hunter Hall
all me
Elijah Williams
toilberg sent me to the shop to get him b&h gold cigs
came back with the cigs and he absolutely bollocked me in front of clients because he wanted blue and said i got the wrong ones
i don't even fucking smoke, how would i know any other types
Ian Ward
saw a dead robin this morning
James Torres
the gf
Nicholas Gonzalez
why aren't YOU at work
Jayden Roberts
Where was Batman?
Christian Ortiz
what sort of dump of a toilarium do you work at where you have to get your boss cigs
Logan Rodriguez
at toil now, 50 min till end
Daniel Foster
Julian Murphy
I have hope it will go away, It keeps me up at night
Wyatt Davis
too anxious to get a job
Joshua Rodriguez
pondering letting a man bum me lads, should i do it?
Jace Watson
My dad's called Phil and hes on the pill
My mum's called Peg and shes on the keg
So drunk she comes to home alone
And rings her Phil up on the 'phone
Invites him 'round, for Phil, you see
He lives apart from family
When in came Phil, I'd just come home
Detention kept me, for my phone
(Do schools still ban the smart mobile?)
So wasn't home for quite a while
In fact, the sun was coming down
I'd bussed it so's to keep from trouble
(No clever duck would walk through town
In darkness, one can't see the puddles
And any man could, lurking, be
To offer lurid pleasantries
Or grab one's wrist, and, knife to neck
Administer unlawful sex)
Bus pass in hand, I turned the key
And closed the front door, quietly
For someone else -- who could it be?
Was in my house apart from me
What kind of figure did I strike?
Could I have truly 'grabbed his pike'?
And, breaking off his polearm's head
Could cut and thrust and leave him dead?
Did I come off a monstrous threat?
I weighed about a bead of sweat
And, stuffed with schoolbooks though I was
They bogged me down, and made me plod
He'd only guess a portly bod
The thunder of a hippo charging
Fast as Eeyore -- bare, letharging
No muscle could his foeman bring
Just fat (or, as it happened, 'cause
Of Triple Science, twenty books
Or so it felt, like earthsprung hooks
Heaving, hauling, having me down
I may've left cracks all over town)
It's for this reason, so I figure
That Phil mistook me for a nigger
A bumbling one, in search of food
Who wasn't taught that stealing's rude
And picked the wrong abode to rob
For Phil, you see, he was no slob
A master of six martial arts
Unparalleled in throwing darts
And ripping farts, and baking tarts
I knew I'd see his centre part
But with a smile, not this howl
Not such a grimace, rabid, foul
Not at my neck with Peggy's trowel
I let him think he had me, ere
I wove about, but Phillip grabbed me
"Oh, my God -- curse my hair trigger
I took my firstborn for a nigger!"
Then I went to my room and had a wank
Nathaniel James
>Karius
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SCREAMING AT THIS VIDEO
Matthew Hall
any sex offender lads in?
Thomas Brown
James...
Joshua Edwards
dodgy law firm in the north
Ayden Baker
Chase Wright
Tariffs are bad and wages have NOT kept up with inflation. Everything else is retarded tho xx
Adrian Howard
That's just powerplay. He is messing with you and seeing how you react to it. Tell him to fuck off and get his own cigs.
Justin Mitchell
Shall be passing out soon, nought
Jayden Hughes
think it depends on the cause
if its been for a few years i doubt it will go away. have had it for half a decade and nothing
Asher Long
James......
Easton King
how the fuck did you honestly find my twitter? just a question
Eli Sullivan
You have the hands of a healer
Jose Hughes
succumbing to the scran
Cooper Russell
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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.
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Noah Lewis
dog is being sick and eating plants
:/
Jeremiah Miller
yeah what?
Levi Evans
James is just a Dave ripoff, who is himself a Ryan ripoff
Dylan Powell
would love a can of red bull and some chocolate right now
Julian Williams
>3 hours until I can eat again
Luke Gonzalez
off t' shop anyone want owt?
Ian Moore
would rather tell him to fuck off and get a new wagie
Evan Hernandez
Your kind's not welcome here mate
Bentley Williams
James I'd give you a follow but I don't want to get doxxed. Maybe some other time bud
Juan Wright
Parliament night blues, yeah? Cheers xx
Levi James
did trevor chase harold wilson poster away?