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Time to march. Because now it's the Brexiters who are afraid.

gonna try being entirely honest (short of doxxing myself) for this whole thread

>i see myself as being above deanos and i really do mean that

someone hat this man

My ideal fairytale prince:
Tall, dark, handsome. carries me in his arms on his white horse. invites his 3 mates to piss down my throat and dump their loads in my arse.

that doesn't do shit
i've smoked on and off and it was only after i quit that i noticed people who still smoked often smelled like an ashtray, as did their furniture
i'm back on the cigs now and don't smell it any more (except on my fingers sometimes) but i am aware that people, clothes and furniture that have been around heavy smoking will immediately smell of smoke until washed.

>someone hat this man

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link your facebook profile

Just be urself

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Don't smoke in the house but will occasionally if having a flat party

fucking takes days for the smell of stale smoke to leave

Would Anime be popular if they didn't appropriate European features?

What's the point in working and studying so hard for like £25,000 a year to live in some shitty rented out apartment or semi detached house?

it's impossible to be above a deano
that's how deanos work

any quadriplegic lads in?

Comments on that are brilliant

Surprising new developments in close friendships or love relationships could come your way today, Sagittarius. Someone might move away or perhaps move closer to you. This could prove a little unsettling at first, but you'll be happy once you get used to the idea. Social events and group activities could also bring unexpected events your way. Be prepared for some bombshells. On the downside, expect some trouble with machines.

lanky, skinny, drug addicted
this was me in uni
no wonder the bitches loved me

>European features

M8 European women look like horses next to Asian qts

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Reckon Socrates was low-level schizophrenic

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Aftershave plus hand washing and mints then you are fine blend.
Death will come.

i am a tall, skinny, pale, drug addict

where are the bitches? honestly...

business idea: smelless cigarettes

there's no /brit/ in the subject field you mongs

Fellow Gamers! We are being oppressed! RISE UP!

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i open the window, blow the smoke towards it, and spray a bit of glade after
i know it's fruitless but i usually smoke when i'm drunk past the pint of caring anyway

Business idea: steal horoscopes, replace the star signs with Myers-Brigg personality types and try and punt them to autists who believe that shit

Ooooooooh you're in trouble if you don't delete thiiiiissss

JFL if you're not SERIAL KILLER-MAXXING in 2018

LMAO

I just realised I missed out on uni love even though I had many chances. How do I cope with this

good, the part-timers won't find us

going to go to bed when people stop replying to my previous post

Sounds like good things will come my way this ket and booz fuelled weekend.

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cba to cook just going to order a chicken kebab

Fat faggot

>no /birt/ in the subject

SUPERB THREAD

as much as we like to mock it, most of us would kill for a deano lifestyle

>all the medics, law students and dentists I know binge drink, use drugs and a lot of them smoke
>all the people I know who bang on about saving money and having aspirations are doing basketweaving

dunno where their sense of superiority comes from

that's the second time today i've tried to type "point" and typed "pint" instead
would very much like a pint too

never know if these are unironic or just really good satire
his laugh is pretty good though

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Fucks sake, I spent 30 minutes walking around outside earlier during my lunch break. Just now I found out my zipper was open the whole time.

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That girl looks like deer

fuck off and stop psychoanalysing you little cuuuuuntttt

...

So peng

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nowt wrong with this

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You an English teacher la?

threadsplitting cunt

i nearly did this but then i cooked
wasn't a great meal to be honest, not a lot of food in
new potatoes, sliced peppers, and beans, in a creamy tikka masala sauce, served with chicken nuggets
nearly took a pic for /brit/ it was so grim
ate it all though

they have everything the average /brit/ user desires
it's completely natural for people here to hate them

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poofter

He's a child molesting ugly manlet

is that an oven pizza?

>pineapple on pizza

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i put hot naga sauce in the curry
it was spicy
bet you wish you hadn't called me a poofter now

:3

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we're all in here

if i won the lottery the first thing i'd do is hire aletta ocean as an escort

heh... tit

virgin freak

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i'm not

feel sorry for the unilightened

sometimes, SOMETIMES, the French can be pretty based ngl.

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grim

me entering the thread

dumb crossposter

this isn't a /brit/ thread sweetie

hope everyone itt gets cancer
*hopefully dies from cancer 5 years from now*

I've done this so many times. People just think you're alpha

>aletta ocean

haven't had a wank to her in years after that terrible tit job

didn't know she was still in the business

Fag

then why is it full of brits making /brit/ posts?

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Jow Forums is a /brit/ colony

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'gin 'eak

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this isn't /brit/
stop posting in here, the jannys only going to delete it soon anyway

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Cute cats

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everything below this post is officially /brit/ edition

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>stop posting in here
make me

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Listen here little /brit/. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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hate indians and pakis

all anime girls should look like this
fits asian girls much better then the ugly big eye gaijin look

bump hahahahaha

this 2bh

this could be a good den

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let's have a look round back

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