:3 edition
:3 edition
:3
Time to march. Because now it's the Brexiters who are afraid.
gonna try being entirely honest (short of doxxing myself) for this whole thread
>i see myself as being above deanos and i really do mean that
someone hat this man
My ideal fairytale prince:
Tall, dark, handsome. carries me in his arms on his white horse. invites his 3 mates to piss down my throat and dump their loads in my arse.
that doesn't do shit
i've smoked on and off and it was only after i quit that i noticed people who still smoked often smelled like an ashtray, as did their furniture
i'm back on the cigs now and don't smell it any more (except on my fingers sometimes) but i am aware that people, clothes and furniture that have been around heavy smoking will immediately smell of smoke until washed.
>someone hat this man
link your facebook profile
Just be urself
Don't smoke in the house but will occasionally if having a flat party
fucking takes days for the smell of stale smoke to leave
Would Anime be popular if they didn't appropriate European features?
What's the point in working and studying so hard for like £25,000 a year to live in some shitty rented out apartment or semi detached house?
it's impossible to be above a deano
that's how deanos work
any quadriplegic lads in?
Comments on that are brilliant
Surprising new developments in close friendships or love relationships could come your way today, Sagittarius. Someone might move away or perhaps move closer to you. This could prove a little unsettling at first, but you'll be happy once you get used to the idea. Social events and group activities could also bring unexpected events your way. Be prepared for some bombshells. On the downside, expect some trouble with machines.
lanky, skinny, drug addicted
this was me in uni
no wonder the bitches loved me
>European features
M8 European women look like horses next to Asian qts
Reckon Socrates was low-level schizophrenic
Aftershave plus hand washing and mints then you are fine blend.
Death will come.
i am a tall, skinny, pale, drug addict
where are the bitches? honestly...
business idea: smelless cigarettes
there's no /brit/ in the subject field you mongs
Fellow Gamers! We are being oppressed! RISE UP!
i open the window, blow the smoke towards it, and spray a bit of glade after
i know it's fruitless but i usually smoke when i'm drunk past the pint of caring anyway
Business idea: steal horoscopes, replace the star signs with Myers-Brigg personality types and try and punt them to autists who believe that shit
Ooooooooh you're in trouble if you don't delete thiiiiissss
JFL if you're not SERIAL KILLER-MAXXING in 2018
LMAO
I just realised I missed out on uni love even though I had many chances. How do I cope with this
good, the part-timers won't find us
going to go to bed when people stop replying to my previous post
Sounds like good things will come my way this ket and booz fuelled weekend.
:3
cba to cook just going to order a chicken kebab
Fat faggot
>no /birt/ in the subject
SUPERB THREAD
as much as we like to mock it, most of us would kill for a deano lifestyle
>all the medics, law students and dentists I know binge drink, use drugs and a lot of them smoke
>all the people I know who bang on about saving money and having aspirations are doing basketweaving
dunno where their sense of superiority comes from
that's the second time today i've tried to type "point" and typed "pint" instead
would very much like a pint too
never know if these are unironic or just really good satire
his laugh is pretty good though
Fucks sake, I spent 30 minutes walking around outside earlier during my lunch break. Just now I found out my zipper was open the whole time.
That girl looks like deer
fuck off and stop psychoanalysing you little cuuuuuntttt
...
So peng
nowt wrong with this
You an English teacher la?
threadsplitting cunt
i nearly did this but then i cooked
wasn't a great meal to be honest, not a lot of food in
new potatoes, sliced peppers, and beans, in a creamy tikka masala sauce, served with chicken nuggets
nearly took a pic for /brit/ it was so grim
ate it all though
they have everything the average /brit/ user desires
it's completely natural for people here to hate them
:33333
poofter
He's a child molesting ugly manlet
is that an oven pizza?
>pineapple on pizza
i put hot naga sauce in the curry
it was spicy
bet you wish you hadn't called me a poofter now
:3
we're all in here
if i won the lottery the first thing i'd do is hire aletta ocean as an escort
heh... tit
virgin freak
i'm not
feel sorry for the unilightened
sometimes, SOMETIMES, the French can be pretty based ngl.
bbc.com
grim
me entering the thread
dumb crossposter
this isn't a /brit/ thread sweetie
hope everyone itt gets cancer
*hopefully dies from cancer 5 years from now*
I've done this so many times. People just think you're alpha
>aletta ocean
haven't had a wank to her in years after that terrible tit job
didn't know she was still in the business
Fag
then why is it full of brits making /brit/ posts?
Jow Forums is a /brit/ colony
'gin 'eak
this isn't /brit/
stop posting in here, the jannys only going to delete it soon anyway
Cute cats
everything below this post is officially /brit/ edition
>stop posting in here
make me
Listen here little /brit/. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
hate indians and pakis
all anime girls should look like this
fits asian girls much better then the ugly big eye gaijin look
bump hahahahaha
this 2bh
this could be a good den
let's have a look round back