/brit/

looks like you failed to understand the most basic principles of marxism, gg no re

i recommend: reading a book, nigger

my virginoid freak friend here is a close student of the law

*hops the fence*
*feels intense*

get to fuck it's not searchable in the catalogue

Hahaha wow my name's Ben

neither is /birt/ but you happily post in there

awful name honestly

*slow claps*

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shut the fuck up Marxist agitator I I understand it better than you

youtube.com/watch?v=0-0yCJq57sk

oldschool happy hardcore is my guilty pleasure

the real reason i don't want to go to clubs is because i know for a fact girls will ignore me, but will be all over my mates. happened at parties in sixth form and high school and i see no reason why it would be any different at a club.
the whole night would be me either stood outside smoking on my own or stood against the wall trying to drink enough to black out.
my mates sometimes invite me to go out, but i'm not sure i should go, like i don't even know what to wear. they said they sometimes go to clubs where the girls are mostly goths, that might be okay. christ lads all i want is a gf who'll abuse prescription meds and watch terry davis videos on youtube with me. normie slag gf? nah i'd actually rather be a virgin

consider myself a cultural marxist

thinking about love

tfw no gf to snort tramadol and watch mental shit on liveleak with

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darren styles shits on any of this old shit granddad

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Alright Jamesy

Imagine being this cucked.

ordered the chicken kebab and instantly regret it

got cyberbullied :(

Just came into this thread to say you're a thread splitting wanker

unironically have a chinese gf to gobble xans, smoke zoots and watch spanish language films with

this is acid

I'm giving you acid

youtube.com/watch?v=aQUIsgrlp10

your thread was a shit edition anyway

>chicken kebab
wew

hope for your sake willy was knifed and you got a hooked nose or this is massive cultural appropriation mate

for every rich Rothschild porky you'll have millions of more leeches and parasites like chavs and niggers who are working class but don't work

and then you'll have rich people like Carnegie who do everything they can to make the world a better place

it's not as simple as poor=good, rich=bad and anyone with a functioning brain can realise this

fuck off /brit/, /birt/ or /bort/ in the subject field is standard procedure

Can I have a chicken kebab and two cans of iron bru please

??

*SNAP*

Yep. This one's going in my Paki compilation.

>and then you'll have rich people like Carnegie who do everything they can to make the world a better place

Carnegie was a one off, both his industriousness and his altruism were products of his Scottish presbyterian upbringing

why does irn bru come in cans

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*give you a chicken kebab and two cans of iron*
here you go bru

'

the real question is why do I?

Oooh I'm gagging for a chinkys now

mates getting into an argument about graffiti on fb :/ posting convos of them arguing

Anyone wanna come round and listen to some MBV

my mates always say my mum and sister are fit
my sisters mates always say my dads fit
is it possible for me to be ugly? i'm a full blown autistic virgin and i don't know how that happened since my family is apparently attractive

tim farron?

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Post face virgin

kek

no chance

posting in this thread even though I made the other one

might make a den in the other one
no girls allowed

going to make a good dent in my new book tonight

So glad I'm an only child so I don't have deal with this shit. Can't imagine the hassle of having a sibling.

When someone gives me a compliment I assume they're just feeling sorry on me
Why

It really warms my heart to see an altruistic rich man, but he has no business controling all that wealth, machinery and land in the first place.

Just back from the first day of toil ever. Fucking hell they weren't lying, this is awful. Can you become a NEET even if you're qualified

Just another 50 years to go lad

Eat the ordinary kebab, man.

At what age is it mandated that you retire in the UK?

What will the retirement age be in 30 years?

Until you croak it

it's 67 now but you don't have to retire, thats just the age when the state pension starts paying

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Quite insane when you read about Carnegie

At the point he sold to US Steel, he personally possessed 2.4% of US GDP

That'd be like Bill Gates possessing nearly half a trillion dollars today

Toil toil toil til your dead

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same haha

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every person i've met who doesn't have a sibling has something off about them

this

in it for delf

youtube.com/watch?v=Y69tkCbeC5o
wonder what she's up to now
how do you deal with millions of people collectively laughing at you?

dumb crossposter

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any /retard retaking A Levels and going to fail again/ man in?

>how do you deal with millions of people collectively laughing at you?
'cide

imagine being one of those virgin freaks who has never inter railed through europe or been to asia, and america(north and south)

Only CERTIFIED virgin freaks(tm) have never been travelling

lose weight

i grew up in a council estate i cant go abroad

never did them in the first place
not dumb mind you, just lazy and unmotivated

nob region smells like baked beans

gf just sent me this

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cannot wait to hang you from a lamppost in the coming revolution

CART YOUR ARSE ON IN

if i won the lottery first thing i'd do is hire aletta ocean as an escort
she is truly the pinnacle of human engineering

God gave us shoegaze and ginger girls as a way of saying we're his favourites.

FOLC

anxiety is growing because the kebab man is near

You must have must have met some strange people in your time then.

>there are literal brainlets posting in /brit/
wew

not even a tarq, costs like £3k to travel through like 20 European countries for 2-3 months

you'd do that in hotel bills alone within 2 months

smart but lazy

The absolute ultimate GOAL

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gonna drink some milk and eat some solpadol