What happens here?

What happens here?

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i want sex

Belorussia, but Asian.

muslim chinks speaking russian

puta que parieu

WITH ME??????

Don't you guys have the best hookers in all the stans? Possibly the only ones of course, but still.

I met 3 Kazakhs a couple summers ago
They said iPhones were really expensive but weed was dirt cheap

State sponsored cycling teams.

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bydlo villager mambiets have 3 cults
1) toyota camry, toyota suvs
2)iphone
3) big fiestas, minimum 500 people, eventhough most of the guests are seen for the first time

Holy shit that sounds like Mexico

sounds fun, post pics of mambet party

beaners and mambiets are almost same, mate
both cant drink alcohol
both poors are morbidly obese
mambiets without "islamic" "shamanic" cultures are soulless butchers just like blog de narcos
guess if nestorians still remained among mambiets we would have head chopping bestgore videos

Mexicans drink like fishes though.

Also who exactly are these Mambiets? Sorry I don't know central Asia very well.

here enjoy it

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mambiets= low life mexicans with out any signs of civilisation

eagle hunters

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this one is epic and best example of mambietism being from Kazakstani chiraq

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Mambet is Kazakh for Mohammed, but the term means average Central Asian joe in Russian parlance.

The random escape Madagascar guys really add a nice touch. Is that like a birthday or something?

kazaks cant pronounce even arabic names so all arabisms are "translated" like that

bar mitzvah, his dick is cutted
yeah, they celebrate that here

disappointed that Kazakh rednecks don't drink tho

I assumed you were like Turks who do not give a shit about islamic alcohol taboos despite being muslim

Wait, what? Does any other place that's not Jewish do that? I'm so confused

most drinking "mongols" are yakuts and kazaks
lately it became somehow rare, but thats not because of islam, most heavy drinkers are dead

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as I remember both shamanic and islamic culture mixed and gave birth to this, previously they celebrated it by mounting the child on the horse

Actual Mongols from Mongolia are a bunch of drunks too aren't they? I have a friend who was there with the Peace Corps and she said there was a ton of vodka all over the place.

altaic genes are more conducive to alcoholism so binge drinking is fatal for them. Its the same issue with the Canadian aboriginal tribes here

>Mexicans drink like fishes though.
Kazakhs drink like fishes too, at least the northern kazakhs, where I live.

Also, I've been in Mexico and realy can say that mexicans and kazakhs are pretty simillar in many ways, they even look almost the same. Mongols, steppe turks and some siberian aboriginals are truely the relatives of injuns, there is no doubt.

yes, russians say our vodka is better so their truck drivers buy vodkas from kaz in bulk and take back to rus
i am not a drinker, it gives me terrible feeling in belly and i start farting
i like weed more

>russians say our vodka is better

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Kazakhlad, what is your opinion on the ruling party and can your country be classified as a dictatorship? Is there censorship?

turkvision winner 2014

it aint dictatorship like 3rd reich or north korea since kazaks are lazy and not punctual its more one mafia family ruled pseudo country loose control psycho jail
just like russia
guberment propagand a doesnt work

The one thing I do know for sure about Kazakhstan is that it's a dictatorship. You can tell by gigantic golden cast of a hand that plays music for good luck

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What the Hell are you talking about? Turkmenistan is widely acclaimed for their prostitutes' hygiene, Kazakhstan is a definite #2.

>can your country be classified as a dictatorship?
still pretty soft but yes

>Is there censorship?
100% censorship regarding internal politics. condemn president/goverment is taboo.

I have nothing against such celebrations btw
But unnecessary showing off is definitely not OK

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I see. So Nur Otan is just the typical post-soviet party which has little to no ideology - same shit as in Russia and the other -stans + Belarus. You mentioned that propaganda doesn't work, do Kazakhs actually like and vote for Nur Otan or the elections are a meme like in Russia?

noone gives shit about votings, teachers,policemen and other budget eating worms are forced to vote for nur otan and show the "proofs"
other than that everyone hates government

That's fucked up, dood.

>iPhone
Ew

Half of your cunt hate your POTUS, dude. The other half hate Democrats.

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You never buy iPhone full price upfront, dude, no that shitty operator contract bundle.

Well that's pretty depressing. I don't know if I live to see the day Russia and the other former USSR states(cept the baltic ones ofc) can be called free. And no, not the neo-con kind of free in Iraq.

What's the best time of year to visit Almaty? It looks comfy, and more importantly relatively inexpensive

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what would democracy really change in kazakhstan bro

give me cute central asian gf

freedom aint free
in fact most post ussr habitants are deeply infantile and always wait someone someone with higher position, someone older to solve their problems, give orders
if we will have free gun carry like there I can guarantee you our population will be reduced by 50%

Corruption and former soviet aparatchiks will gtfo and every aspect of living including making business will be freer

You have to learn Russian first m8

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What is prison like in Kazakhstan, Satan?

almaty is not comfy, I live here, alot of analogs of chiraq like people here
very rude always wanna try to cheat and take that bucks from your pocket
its overcrowded by cars and people
dont belive on youtubevideos how groups of people on suvs travelling among mountains

Forgot to say that I don't necessarily advocate for democracy but I still think that personal freedom is important

give money to the prison guards they will even bring you prostitutes and weed
if no money its like brasilian or guatemalan prison

But Astana looks like a creepy ghost town. Is any place worth seeing in your country then? The rest of it kinda looks like empty steppe land.

as long as you can easily get basic drugs like weed,speed and ecstasy it's bearable.

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what are you planning?

almaty the city itself is not interesting, most tourists come to almaty to see the nature, canyons etc, but i think its not more beautiful or better than grand canyons and maybe for easy sex

I talked to a girl from Kazakhstan once but she was from some nuclear waste town in the middle of nowhere. Probably had 6 toes or some shit

> Speed and ecstasy
> Basic drugs

The 80s called, they want their drugs back

It's unironically probably cheaper to see your nature for a week than for me to fly or god forbid drive to see the Grand canyon and stuff out west here. Cute women in bars would just be a plus.

Don't believe his words we are 100% white, based and redpilled

are we?

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dont visit cheap bars, if it has no face control bouncers or some expensive by local stardart place most drunktards or just hoodrats will have problem with you

Explain?

What I think he's saying is to avoid what we'd class as dive bars, which is probably sane advice.

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Haha Jesus man. Is this what crazy drunk Kazakhs do for fun?

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why is that guy on the left not wearing underwear?

its fiomed in sauna

based

This was a good thread. Kazakh bros don't let it die.

no one cares about kazakhstan

Yeah it's like the world equivalent of a flyover state, but I was nevertheless enjoying the thread.

well then just ask something if you are curious