Guess I'll make another edition edition
/brit/
any Mao Zedong man in?
that's a bit shit
rock climbing is the sort of thing i'd expect to see there
>al/ck/ got shut down right when i started to really need help
BIG gym session coming up lads
would shine a laser pointer on that thing if I ever saw it
omg what a lolcow the CRINGE is real, ok see you on my next video in three months time, don't forget to join my patreon
can you fuck off now please mate
i think we've all had enough of your posts
excellent starting picture
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Moni mo-mo-mo-mo Moni
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman but talk like a man
Oh my Moni mo-mo-mo-mo Moni mo-mo-mo-mo Moni
I heard they moved to Jow Forums
one pieces are MUCH sexier than bikinis
here's why that's a good thing
Oi.
was going to say that but didn't want any pushback
>going to the gym instead of buying the equipment
the equivalent of going to Starbucks to write a book instead of doing it in your study.
Don't debate me on this because you know i'm right.
To all the public school, lads. Was there a certain divide between merit students and rich students?
doesn't the equipment cost thousands though
what if you don't have space
sorry but your analogy is shit
really? i dont see them
got £80 to last me 3 months
depends on the girl
yeah, like /trv/ it had potential, but it's wasted. The closest thing is climbing threads on /out/.
Guess normie sports aren't suited to the 'chon
never fingered a girl before
hayley best love island girl
maybe it died off
any /milton keynes, the city of dreams/ man in
erm, /brit/ is a chinese state-owned general sweetie xx
just ban the whole thing and get it over with
the grid girls are still pissed
oooh fancy yourself as a bit of a hardman do you?
mfw no gf
literally nothing wrong with leaving your house to do things
hate all this stupid tradcuck shit
Who the fuck is going to watch that
Might go to ASDA for chocolate cookies
hope she fucks the nigger
dont have the space and dont want to spend thousands on eleiko plates
ah yes, the more empathetic sex
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Moni
Mo-mo-mo-mo Moni
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Moni
Mo-mo-mo-mo Moni
Good shout moni xx
heard Danny Dyer's daughter was getting fingered on national TV on the first episode of love island ahah banter
sounds a bit bent but it's nice to have a female perspective on things every now and then
even a flamboyant gay perspective isn't the same as a female perspective
>Milton Keynes museum
poor lasses
used to make some money in a zero skilled job by virtue of being attractive
now it's down the neomines
I watch The Chase just for the fresh Bradley reaction pics
When are they going to remove the speed element from the 100m?
Why is it so racist? White people can't run that distance in less than 10 seconds.
the non-milton keynesian SEETHES with jealousy at the long illustrious history of Milton Keynes, the City of Dreams
>no longer judge competitors on physical appearance.
doubt it
Poor Olly, he sounds like a sweet guy
can commies post anything sensible?
youtube.com
anyone remember this anthem
love island more like lust island
is this what the benders mean by love when they say shit like "Love wins!" and "Choose love!"
oi are you the brit in Milan or what m8
>the long illustrious history of Milton Keynes
>"And this is the moment we pressed New Game on Sim City..."
Pick up some cherry cola, Lola.
I'm 60 euros of cheese aka lives in calabria now
What even is Love Island? Haven't watched tele in about a decade.
that doesn't sound too bad actually, i was afraid i'd have to find out about events through facebook groupchats or word of mouth or something
cheers lad, i'm an autist but it's nothing a few drinks and valium won't fix
>>"And this is the moment we pressed New Game on Sim City..."
>serve and volley on match point
What a dumbass
A yearly membership of gym costs you about 5-6 hundreds quids+the cost of transportation and the loss of time getting there. Not to mention most of the people i know immediately go eat afterwards.
If you don't buy machines, weights,lift-up bars, push up handles, some of those elastic stretching things, which will last you a decade are only going to cost you from 100-200 dollars. And the kitchen's right there if you need some protein.
any lads here ever been sanctioned?
literally the most deanos of deanos and staceys of staceys get on an island for a few weeks, do whacky challenges with someone of the opposite sex with the hope of getting a relationship out of it
i'm sure the public has to vote for best couple or something
dunno but deano and his wifey of 2 years absolutely love it
It's true. Mental.
yeah had 10 minutes took off my lunch hour for giving toilberg backchat
clearly fucked up his doping schedule
nah, I have been sectioned though
Sick of all these young fellas, acting like birds
Bunch of fuckin' lick arses, now its absurd
What happened to the shootings and stabbings at night?
These days kids now are too afraid to fight
Afraid of their life, to have a fuckin' knock
Afraid of their life, to sell a bit of rock
Afraid of their life, to represent the block
Afraid of their life, to take a couple shots
Fuck that
Outburst pal, we had a change of heart
Ripped all our Gucci apart, ripped our Versace apart
Brand new start
Were going back to scaldy, going back to toe rag
Yeah, yous will all see, but you didn't know that
On a stolen bike pal, with a fucking low kaf
Floatin' around, scopin' out a couple hoes baps
Choon!
had my buffoonery sanctioned by none other than Tommy Lee Jones
how was that
reckon i've got a nice little brain tumour developing
the front of my head aches constantly. been about 3 weeks now.
yeah but i'm appealing in the next UN general assembly
got called a racist
But I don't feel alienated.
I go to the gym, have an ok job, cook really well, manage to pull now and again, have friends...
oh, good, I haven't spoken to you yet then. What's your situation in Italy? I like Italy I would consider living there
>60 euros of cheese
don't get this
*imposes sanctions on /brit/*
absolutely ZERO importing of slags or crisps
think on
sausage roll with cheese in it
>he doesn't know
need more shouting music like this
was chatting to a lad the other day saying about Sharapova
I said yeah but the only difference between her and every other tennis player, hell every other sportsperson, is that she got caught
they're all on gear
he was utterly dismayed
Policy idea: Ban the internet
sure mate thats why you spend every day being a communist on a chinese silk worm harvesting board
the fuck was the penguins thing about
Anyone looking for a shag tonight
Diversity, diversity, diversity is our strength, diversity makes us stronger, diversity enriches us, diversity is our policy, we are diverse, we will be diverse, we must be diverse, we demand diversity, you will be culturally enriched, whether you like it or not
ran out of long rizla so rolling a spliff with two smalls
not happy
so a friend of mine is rap obsessed and enjoys that whole hip hop culture, follows it all the time, gets most of his current event news from instagram and stuff. he tends to emulate the rappers a bit and i've seen him change a lot over the last few years from a kind of dorky but nice kid into a standard operating turbo normie.
so i says to him, i says: it'd be funny if big industries that could make money off of people going to jail started getting rappers to wear jewelry with illegal drugs attached to them an drive around and generally go out in public like that. earrings with baggies of cocaine hanging from them. rings with crack rocks in them instead of jewels. necklaces of PCP or meth. etc.
i told him that even though its a joke that i think that some people would actually start emulating rappers/famous people who do this and if they pushed it enough over time that trend would become really fashionable. its easy to brainwash some people who see this celebrity culture as their god, i think this could easily happen. my friend didnt agree with me though
god why are we so much better than the rest of Jow Forums?
literally everyone outside of /brit/ is a cringelord redditor peon
any /leave everything till the last minute/ man in?
uhh
no I don't, what am I missing
don't live there but I do like visiting is an absolutely sound place