big boi edition
/brit/
Jaxson Hall
Cooper Wood
1st
Cooper Lopez
literal animal abuse
Aiden Price
"Can we just be friends" = he's too ugly
"You're like a brother" = he's too ugly
"You're not my type" = he's too ugly
"He's a creep" = he's too ugly
"He has a bad personality" = he's too ugly
Ian Perry
3rd
Caleb Clark
Nathaniel Richardson
toil soon
Austin Brooks
want to teach english in taiwan but i think i'm too frightened of bugs to thrive in a tropical environment
Nicholas Jones
glad to see you've finally learned how to use the title field
Jordan Garcia
tights gfs?
Grayson Martinez
Guys
She's too ugly = she's too ugly
Robert Turner
gf broke up with me because she could smell the virgin stench on my willy
fuming thought that was a myth
Thomas Taylor
Din din is served, master
Colton Morales
any mos man in
Mason Collins
Isaiah Hall
Men don’t write black women back. Or rather, they write them back far less often than they should.
Black women reply the most, yet get by far the fewest replies. Essentially every race—including other blacks—singles them out for the cold shoulder.
Carson James
lads
let's just stick to discussing british culture for this thread
Blake Garcia
hi everyone of the /brit/ community
Chase Walker
now this... this would be epic.
Charles Nguyen
got a 94 on my maths test lads
highest grade in the class
2nd highest was an 87
Gabriel Flores
>have exams
>can't stop listening to 6IX9INE
NIGGAS IFFY UH
John Powell
which one of you was this
Connor Morales
Okay you start
Posting a minor petty noble from Hanover isn’t British culture mate
Mason Garcia
Ethan Reed
>car won't start
Hudson Edwards
Jackson Phillips
Cameron Thompson
Footy
Pints
Slags
Aaron Clark
i think /brit/ should ban swearing
it displays poor breeding
Isaac Thompson
going for a poo, wish me luck
Nathaniel Lee
It may be the cocaine in my bloodstream but this summer evening skyline looks so beautiful t9 me
Benjamin Long
more british culture than you've ever posted in your entire life you vile insect
Austin Young
love the /brit/lads
Cameron Robinson
what are your toil hours
Caleb King
Name ONE British zoo better than Chester I’ll wait
Eli Turner
my parents didn't stop me from swearing when i was a child so now i habitually swear sentence and i can't stop myself haha
Dylan Nelson
marwell zoological park
Jacob Carter
your mums house hehe
Zachary Thomas
cant function socially unless im on 1mg of xanax because im a freako retard
Brandon Gomez
brixton
Landon Jenkins
Stitches > 69
Hunter Long
I'm about 172cm tall
Bentley Robinson
i shall be on your funeral in case you didn't make it
Asher Ross
just applied some minoxidil to my temples lads
Zachary Long
went to battersea zoo a few times as a kid and i have to say it is one of the most depressing places i have ever been
i don't even understand how it could have such a profoundly grim effect on a kid
Ryder Roberts
80% of men are considered worse than average by women
Cooper Wood
Dutch posters are never funny
Xavier Diaz
duh women are lesbians
Xavier Taylor
haha hey you're pretty funny
Christian Bennett
zoos are really unpleasant places
make me uncomfortable. Still, I've heard they do valuable conservation work and that
Luke Perry
should I do modafinil for the exam lads
Isaac Russell
as if i'm nearly 21
hate being old
Nolan Bennett
the mentally deranged dutch virgin freak is here
Andrew Reyes
study drugs are cheating
i never took them and i got a first
Hunter Baker
do meth. that's how I got into yale
Adam Richardson
>losing an argument
>stop replying
Brody Allen
yous are both wrong
youtube.com
Ethan Murphy
Row B in the stalls or Row A in the circle?
Tyler Butler
can you just order modafinil without a prescription?
David Carter
hey i'm sane!
Lucas Rodriguez
The Chester zoo bat cave is zookino
Jose Taylor
how do you think you compare to other great internet autists moni?
Bentley Rodriguez
You can get amphetamine without a prescription.
Anthony Jones
i want free meth! im a crackhoe!!!!!!!
William Baker
>zookino
Josiah Gray
is mark rutte gay
Blake Butler
yeah just ask the nearest nigger to sell you some
Elijah King
How hard is it to teach yourself guitar from scratch? Want to try it as I have a lot of free time not really bothered about mastering it just want the basics and to be able to play a couple of songs
Jeremiah Stewart
pretty sure he is.. he's single and goes to gay parties
Ryder Gray
yeah, used to order it from modafinilcat at uni
Julian Gutierrez
where the fuck do these vermin come from
Liam Robinson
>Wake up at 6am
>Get dressed and ready and leave the house for 7am
>Drive an hour and 20 to work
>Spend day pretending to work
>Leave
>Drive home for an hour and 20
>Quickly eat
>Go to gym
>Come home
>Post on Jow Forums until sleep
I may as well already be dead
Kevin Hughes
why not learn the tuba then go into investment banking?
Carson Sanders
modafinil is very subtle
just prevents you from dozing off whilst making notes for hours
Brayden Gray
and why the fuck is it so quiet in here?
Anthony Scott
it's pretty easy now that there's YouTube and free shit online
Daniel Barnes
Don’t really like the sound of tuba quite like pop music
Jace Collins
open your heart to toil, friend
Jeremiah Mitchell
don't reply to him
Isaac Anderson
Henry Westons cider is pretty dangerous stuff. 8.2% and it goes down like cough syrup.
Ayden Robinson
Choose a different path then.
Levi Anderson
most of the lads are at the meetup
Benjamin Smith
its not too hard if you have some basic ability for music
you could be playing at a decent level in about a year or so if you stick at it
Kevin Thompson
is everyone shocked and left because of my small dick?
Jack White
that's a shame
Oliver Scott
feel so fucking isolated
Juan Moore
>>Spend day pretending to work
wish i could do that
Jackson Martin
meetup? why don't they invited me?? because of my tiny member?
Landon Adams
post a pic of it
Juan Rodriguez
Ideas?
I want to quit and do le travel meme but I know I'll jsut regret it when I get back all smelly with no money at 30 and everybody has a house and career.
It honestly sounds great until you do it, then you get bored out of your mind.
Jace Rodriguez
That fucking guy, I feel bad for him
Anthony Lee
Lads I'm almost 20 and I've unironically never been piss drunk, only buzzed.
One girl wants to get me drunk as fuck, how do I make sure I don't throw up and die or whatever (yes I am a sheltered virgin freak thanks for asking)
Grayson Martin
Might give it a go used to play drums in a shitty welsh language band but would love to play guitar like the idea of noodling around on it late at night
Gabriel Nelson
*insults you on an anonymous image board, further aiding your spiral to depression*
nothin personel
James Johnson
ironic self-deprecation is just humblebragging
Bentley Reyes
jesus christ lad you dont have to travel for 10 years
Carson Sanchez
first time I got drunk I got blackout drunk haha
Brandon Taylor
You can't. This is like when I fed a generally t-total girl in uni I knew Amaretto because she said it tasted like dr pepper when mixed with cola. She was a mess that night because she was an inexperienced lightweight.
Minimise food intake beforehand and don't mix drinks is the only real advice you can get
Charles Bell
no and i will they you why since you are always asking for it because people find dicks embarrassing and since i'm easily identifiable person you guys will always use it to spam
Andrew Bell
never had more than a sip of alcohol