/brit/

Who doesn't haha

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>try to check out a muslim
>she's wearing a headscarf

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vierra would heem in

wait so josie just like rubs her fanny on another girl?

roy keane is a proper man's man

isn't nearly every collection or encyclopedia like this non-canon for every work it's associated with?

what did it feel like?

most arabs turn into fat pigs

*touches foreskin*
*shivers in bliss*
shame yanks will never feel this

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JOSIE is a mentally ill lad mate, a white poleaboo

Imagine being Arnold in this scene

GOOD post

any river Trent lads in?

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Pajeet, explain this:

People from South Asia—India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Bhutan, Maldives and Sri Lanka—have a four times greater risk of heart disease than the general population and have a much greater chance of having a heart attack before age 50.

Heart attacks strike South Asian men and women at younger ages and the attacks are more deadly compared to any other ethnic group. Almost one in three in this group will die from heart disease before age 65.

In India, cardiovascular disease remains the No. 1 cause of death. One study found that South Asians developed heart disease 10 years earlier than other groups.

Why these heart attacks occur is only partially answered with traditional risk factor assessment. South Asians tend to be smokers, and the typical South Asian diet tends to be high in sugar, refined grains, and fatty foods.

An alarmingly high number of South Asians appear to be insulin resistant, a pre-diabetic condition in which the body does not process insulin efficiently. Insulin-resistant patients have similar rates of cardiovascular events as those with full-blown diabetes.

Body mass index (BMI) in South Asians often falls into a thin-fat syndrome: People may have an acceptable BMI, but they also carry more of their weight in their abdomen and that visceral fat is more likely to lead to a cardiovascular event.

More than one-third of South Asian men and 17% of South Asian women have metabolic syndrome.

stanfordhealthcare.org/stanford-health-now/2015/south-asians-heart-disease-qa.html

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felt good but making a connection with someone which I will probably not see for a while just makes me feel even more unwanted

brown nipples kill my boner

should i be concerned that several women have told me they are scared of me due to my aggressive sexually charged domineering cocaine fuelled behaviour

imagine being such an effeminate european that you brag about touching your foreskin like a virgin freak
i have it its not that great

whos the bint mate

it's insane that nearly everything I ever do blows up in my face or putters out in the most bizarre fashion

convinced that life isn't even real at this point and I'm just being taught a lesson or tormented by a demon in some absurd fashion

thats right put in work
move yo ass go berserk
eat yo salad no dessert
get that man you deserve

doubt your parents are thrilled about having you under their noses again either

women posting "omg look at these hot photos of this guy"on the tab again
might do a little post about objectification

business idea: go completely 1488 on faceberg and claim you got hacked after deleting all of it

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puttering at the image

hands that have never touched their own foreskins typed out this post

like licking windows?

doung drugs alone at home just seems weird to me

you'll never guess what I just posted in /nederdraad/ lads

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Need a semi-obscure music genre to get into so I can pretend I'm cultured

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southern fairies may aswell be french to me
fuck em all

not only do I have foreskin I have the aryan angle

OH NO NO NO

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what's more comfy, derby or notts?

They will be on my arse more than the DWP im sure

not sure what the point would be

porky: sorry, you aren't qualified enough for this job
also porky: we need more unskilled refugees to fill job vacancies

a miniature malt?

BORN

IN TO A PACK

THERE'S NO CHOICE

BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK

LOCKED UP IN CHAINS

I GET FED

BUT THE HUNGER STIL REMAINSSSSSSS

NOT CONTENT TO LIVE THIS WAY

BEING LEAD BY THE BLIND

GOT TO PLAN MY DISPERSAL

TIME TO LEAVE

THEM

ALL

BEHINNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BREAKING OUT OF MY CHAINS

NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING GAINED

I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW

BEAR THE MARKS OF MY SCARS

SHEDDING BLOOD UNDERNEATH THE STARS

BUT I WILL SURVIVE SOMEHOW

oh great the bradley walsh poster is here

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literally the only thing that makes sense at this point

I see other people get away with the most insane shit or have these opportunities that just *work*. where as any time I've messed up it's immediately come back to me and anytime I've gone out on a limb it's failed

why dont you just get a job out there

>the singular monobradposter

you: im a retard with shitty or no qualifications
also you: i dont want to work that job im better than that

do you have any sort of plan? i imagine your job prospects when you get back are admin or the call centre

porky OR refugee or both (steve jobs) detected in my sights

the bradley poster has a german proxy now

dunno

The toilbergae dont like my visa, cant do fulltime work

glad all the unemployed brexit voters now get to pick fruit for minimum wage over the summer

this control we took back is fuggin based

get cash work on the sites ye fuckin kid

just demolished a massive plate of sausage macaroni. feeling very full but guiltily working class

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That Indian doctor in Dundee that decapitated a baby in labour was cleared of wrongdoing

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good

a petite pint?

Might do a runt college plan and get into uni
More likely going to do admin for years or maybe start writing for someone

jesus christ what is going on in the world

>THE bradley poster

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what's more comfy, blackpool or blackburn?

>Dr Laxman denied wrongdoing but was found culpable of medical failures
>is cleared to return to work
So she wasn;t cleared of wrongdoing but they are letting her go back to work anyway. Imagine being a woman in labour and getting her as your fucking Doctor.

good
I hope killing off pure whitoid children becomes a policy now

he's here...

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a diminutive draught?

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what porky means is this job isn't worth the minimum wage the government requiries
i need someone who will happily work for under the minimum wage so i can afford an extra yacht

porky: we need to start reducing our environmental footprint and have fewer but better provided for children
also porky: you aren't having enough kids, we need to import millions of poor people to shit out kids.

toilberg didnt offer me the job even though I'm very qualified and had a pretty solid interview
probs hired a muslim instead

blackburn is LITERALLY half pakistani, not even memeing(i live close)

Blackpool is a post-tourist shithole, nothing there but runty wh*tes and heroin addicts

Neither are very comfy tbf

a little lager?

i'm 23 and have been working runt jobs from 18 going nowhere
thinking of sacking it off and doing on apprenticeship on the rails

ye probably lad

tbf she didn't carry out a c-section because she thought it would definitely kill the baby, and by the time the 'capitation occurred the baby was already dead

doesn't stop laymen commenting on fb and on the daily mail though

yeah he definitely did it's a bloody outrage

Social Media Influencer | I’m a bit of a Crazy Geezer | Tv Personality |

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The GOAL

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neither of them can be classed as anything near to 'comfy' but i would rather spend time in blackpool, it's a lauh

the world is not ready for 1080p60fps pewdiepie

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stop posting roasties

knew i was fucked when the HR person who walked me in was one of those tumblr genderfluid types

yeah do an apprenticeship lad

while this is likely incel bait several stupid little runts probably messaged her

obviously fake made by some
seething mgtow