Be me

What good advice?

you are clearly depressed, look up Ketamine therapy.

Yeah this guy has been posting here for months and received a tonne of good advice and still posts the same lame victimized threads.
Hey op you fat bastard, you know what to do, you're just too scared of taking a shot at it! But guess what, if you don't you'll regret it for the rest of your days so start working on you now and loose that ego shit of how you're so much better than the modern man and shit. You're a cunt just on a different scale and if you want to stop being a cunt and start being the best version of yourself, you're gonna have to work. Its not gonna be handed out to you from above due to your "superior inteligence".

>It's all about motivation.
>Smoke a joint, get on youtube...

Yea, Nah. Don't do this.

>I abhor the modern humanitard mentality
Yea? Well you've just described yourself as exactly that. Some egotistical waster that can't fully comprehend how low they've sunk. The world may of put you down in the dirt, but you wallowed in it like a pig.

OP. You need to understand you're currently a sack of shit. With the potential to not be so much of a shit sack. Don't immediately compare yourself to everyone around you. Not yet. Simply aim to beat who you were yesterday or a week ago. Sleep, Exercise and Sun cures more than we give credit for. Eating right and avoiding substance abuse helps hugely. I'm not asking you to run a marathon or get ripped. Just do something that raises your heart rate for 30 minutes. Change the smallest things at a time, slowly. Don't overwhelm yourself. Go cocoon mode, level up, frame it in some abstract you can relate to.

I believe in you user.

do drugs

Phenibut

TL;DR

I TOLD YOU THE LAST 4 TIMES
WALK INTO A PUB, ORDER A DRINK, DRINK IT, THEN LEAVE

ITS NO DIFFERENT THEN GOING INTO A MACDONALDS.

THEN YOU CAN KNOCK PUB OFF YOUR LIST

if you cant even do that much then you have no right to complain frankly. if you can walk into a macdonalds you can walk into a pub. the fact that you havent suggests to me that youre not even vaguely making the slightest hint of an effort.

go to a fucking pub so you can remove pub from the list before you post this again

>dude its justy copypasta relax
is it

>Spending this much time abhorring “humanintarf mentality”

These people don’t care about you or anything that you do, good or bad. Stop feeling like people are out to get you or that you need to stop some type mentality from spreading. Get on with your fucking life and stop focusing on other people. Chads don’t get things handed to them they have the confidence to go after what they want. Stop making excuses about other people stopping you or having it easy compared to you and man the fuck up and do something. Or stay in your basement and die, whatever you want

op must have some vision in his head of every pub being full of barfights and hot chicks and general wild over the top crazy danger and excitement.

in reality theres a few grey haired boomers quietly sitting around and a bored bartender.

honestly this pub thing pisses me off more then anything. hes complaining that hes never been in a pub before. like wtf

walk into a fucking pub then, problem solved. how fucking stupid is op

Hey man sounds like serious social anxiety disorder that has grown out of control. Do u need a friend? I’ll be happy to go to the pub with you and help you pick up chicks.

If you come to chicago

It sounds more like actual autism. Op would do well to see his gp about getting a diagnosis. Maybe get put in contact with an occupational therapist

One of the pubs near me is filled with happy 20somethings on Thursdays to Saturdays

This is very sad op. When the Aninaki left earth 5000 years ago they gave humans the tools to become more than just the slaves they originally bred us to be. Why? Who knows. But right now you’re aimless because you’re genetically programmed to wait for a master to order you to perform some task.
A journey of self discovery such as going on some crazy adventure getting a new hobby or even just smoking dmt will break you out of your funk. That’s all there is to it, just pick one of those and go do it, easy peasy

jesus christ i fucking hate you OP. I have one of you in my lie that I try and deal with regularly but god damn it if you're not going to play the game don't sit on the sidelines a bitch about it. none of this isnt your fault just start actively pushing against it. I can garuntee you've done nothing but decide the game wasnt worth playing and that everyone who enjoys it is a "humanitard" cunt. Real shit answer is that's incorrect, it's just you protecting your fragile ego beause you're afraid if you actually try to play you'll get hurt the way you did as a little boy. There's no set format of gameply, make up your own and enjoy it. You clearly enjoy at least McDonalds so if you actually fucking get off your ass im sure theres other things you'd enjoy too. Fuck OP. I fucking hate you and everything about what you are. There are fucking hundreds of thousands of you and you all fucking suck. Find fucking something to enjoy and be passionate about FUCK

are you the big mac lover sergey nazarov?

Anyone think OP might just be getting off to us calling him a wallowed little piggy boy? Starting tot hink thats the gist of this

lol

I enjoy this new copy pasta

OP here. I have never posted on mu.

the thing is OP, most people who enjoyed that kinda shit did it way too long, and continuously because everyone else was doing it.

Most nights out are repetitive, and you are hoping that one in 5 happens which is really good. younger ppl jsut waste time and money not realising this like sheep. relatively few ppl get laid consistently from clubs, very few so you got lemmings going out hoping to "get lucky" but not really doing much about it other than crowd following.

I didnt start clubbing and doing shit like that till 20, a bit late for the UK, but i realised quickly how repetitive it is. now i go twice a year or 3 times on special occasions and organized nights which turn out good, rather than randomly showing up which is almost always shit.

Pubs are just a place for drinking beer. not how you vision it either lol. fun to shoot the shit with friends at because its just a place to all sit down and talk. even this gets old quick, and geezers hanging around them all the time just have nothing better to do with their lives. no hobbies or interests, so they decay in a pub with each other.

As you are older and maybe no a lemming, you will figure out this shit for yourself extremely fast if you start going. most plebs waste hundreds or thousands in clubs and pubs before they realsie what they are doing.

novelty wears off extremely fast. the only time clubbing was super fun was the first few times as a teenager when alcohol is new still. Personally i was drinking since age 14 and going out to friends and piss ups so it wasn't anything exceptional for me. the most tame people form my school back then were the club rats because it was their first experience drinking. mean while i had been there done that moving on to other shit

join a bookclub or something that requires you to be in the same room as other humans and when youre there you have to speak. walking, gyming, that sort of thing wont cut it for you at this point.

lol 3D
Just Monika.

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I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GET A COFFEE IN YOUR WOE IS ME THREAD ON SATURDAY AND YOU IGNORED ME YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT.

You don't deserve to have friends unless you are willing to take people's offered hands. I'll give you one final chance - a pint tomorrow at the wetherspoons in Waterloo at 8.30. You have no excuses.

I would move out of UK. That country is devoid of passion and depressing.
t. ex-bong

You would dox me and I'd be laughed at online and then offline. I'm not stupid ffs

Autism. OP just fucking go. Everyone is already laughing at you and hates you yet you're using that as your excuse to not even chance an opportunity at bettering yourself. I swear your type fucking gets off to being what you are

>I waste a lot of time on the internet but if you read the below, you will know why. It's like I view everything as a chore that needs to be avoided through procrastination.

Wew this hits close to home.

You are stupid because you don't understand that these people are giving you advice because they want you to stop being a self-pitying shitstain. I'd wager that no one enjoys reading about how much of a hole you're in.

I'll come too. None of us will say which user is which. Just a chat and a pint/coffee. If only 2 of us turn up we won't even know if you were one of the ones there.

You are choosing this. Take control of your life user, you only get one shot at it

get evolapilled. its truly the one true way.

By Mick Jackson?

I'll always buy a pint and go to a pub with a link marine. Are you a link marine, frend?

But yeah smash tinder or find a hobby. I completely agree with everything youre saying and I feel it too user. You might be a bit depressed as well. The world is full of cunts.

Oh shit, didnt see you were from london. Contact me on this throwaway if you want to have a pint and chat things over.

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t. 20 something also paranoid about wasting it

Actually use this one you fag
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