/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

that sounds like an incel activity to me

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im j chillen

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I REALLY WANT PEKING DUCK BUT I'M BROKE

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baseball is about to start and im about to smoke CANABIS

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>im about to smoke CANABIS

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well nigga go get a job

can I have some?

um maybe im kind of pinching my pennies right now what do you have to offer

high on the devil's lettuce is NO way to go through life

whatever reasonable monetary value that you desire
yes it is

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tired of these burnout BOOMERS wasting valuable bandwidth...no wonder I have to pick buses before posting on this site

sorry but i enjoy it on my days off

the REAL problem these last few days has been this video game, it's completely taken over my life but i rly like it

how about ur friend ship

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who trynna get rich wit a young nigga

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>how about ur friend ship
you can have that for free, brother

now kiss

i have a job, but i had some unexpected expenses that have left me forced to survive for 2 weeks with essentially no money

i got a full gas tank and some food though so i should be good

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Not every friendship has to be homo, you homo

Fair? Or foul?

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the throw was ok. stomping not ok

I want to FUCK this bunny

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I want to fuck THIS bunny

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I'd rather fuck THIS bunny

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fag
based

I realize now I have an extremely difficult time forming any kind of attachment to anyone or anything. Friends and family don't have much significance. Anything I own could disappear or get stolen and I'd be just as well. Pets come and go and it's no skin off my back. I think I have a simple incapacity to love anyone but sexual partners who I find attractive and intellectually respectable, not even able to love myself. I cannot find happiness and exist for no good reason I have found, I simply am a parasite.
The point I'm trying to make is, why shouldn't someone like me kill myself?

friend accepted btw sorry this game keeps distracting me

I want to FUCK this bunny

このブニー

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sounds like you're depressed my dude

tell this toa doctor

want to fuck this cute thot

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You should see a therapist.

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>cute

Me too, who is she?

I'm not depressed. If I am, I am very mildly depressed. This is how I am normally.
I would much rather not do that. Talking to people is a huge pain and I believe there is nothing to gain from talking to someone whose job it is to pretend to care about strangers.

dont you dare talk shit about teresa

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is she going to E3 with milky mommy again?

so that they can put him on pills that will make him even more insane?

seek fulfillment, there's gotta be something

also your attitudes will change as you age, how old of a fella are you?

trust hundreds of years of people trying their best to help this situation but dont trust them too much

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odds are he is just in his early 20s and sorting himself, almost everyone is depressed in their early 20s

I hope so

yes but it's important that they learn that they are depressed and don't just believe it's "normal" to feel like that all the time. Being in denial about being depressed when I was a kid was the biggest mistake of my life by a huge amount.

when does E3 actually start i always get the schedule confused does it start the 10th or the 8th

Me but with (you)s

22. I have thought about Buddhism a lot, at least for its philosophy.
Stop saying I am depressed. You don't know me

it is normal nowadays though, i was depressed in my early 20s too, there's literally no treatment for it other than improving your lot in life and time

how is that cat so rich wtf

is hawksun /ourguy/?

e3countdown.com

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please post in my quality thread about the Princess of Taiwan Chou Tzu-yu

Therapists don't put people on pills you brainlet.

>talking to someone whose job it is to pretend to care about strangers

That statement lacks any logic. You go to talk to someone who specializes in explaining your thinking patterns like you go to a mechanic to fix your car. Sure, some therapists don't give a shit, but the majority of them most likely got into the field because they are genuinely interested in making people feel better.

>there's literally no treatment for it

>Stop saying I am depressed. You don't know me

this is no longer worth my time

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business idea: be a cat

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I should shave my junk.

Haven't done it for some time

as best as asbestos

What should I get to eat for din din?

water

rat poison

chillwich

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take some leftover rice from the fridge
but some in a microwave bowl
crack an egg in it
microblast it
mix and enjoy

bitch niggas

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hapas? more like hapUGHS

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Bought a case of tea at Walmart and someone asked to see my reciept while I left
Positively floored

Hmm...

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its 8:11 and my eyes are getting tired

hehe

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is that ottawa?

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i can't shit

smoke a cigar

Went to /brit/.....

Why do Americans post there? No one talks to them, they usually just talk to other Americans

Would unironically be pissed if a black guy told me what to do
Luckily that's never happened

brit is autistic as fuck, there's like 50 posts per second there, they literally all just spam post as quickly as possible

I feel guilty because I got mad and told the walmart person to go fuck herself after I showed her the receipt

proper response

they should only harass people who look like thieves (drug addicts, blacks etc) and leave people who are obviously not alone

non profiling society alienates everyone and lowers our standard of living

Bored

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how you know he ain't a nigga?

Soon whiteboi, soon

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No i'm white
I was thinking up awful stuff to say on the drive home.
All I really got was "The reciept for YOU is in the car!"

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They were just doing their job. Try meditation, it may help with your interactions with fellow human-beings.

>The reciept for YOU is in the car!

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what's wrong?

how do i get my wired horipad controller to work with windows?

Throw it out the window

j ate smashburger for dinner feeling good wooohoooo

pee on it

probably gotta install a driver

It good?

I wasn't. The downhill slide didn't begin till around 40.