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anime

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Oh I've been a wild rover for many a year,
and I spent all me money on Tennents and gear

Cara

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excellent

LAAADSS BBNNRRROOOÞTTÞTTTTTT

*puts an RFID tag in your neck while you're sleeping*

My success story:

I went from smoking a pack of John Players blue a day to smoking half a bottle of e liquid a day (Vaping is a Jewish lie and it’s just replacing one addictive behavior with another and it’s worse because I cannot stop vaping and I can do it almost everywhere I want because it’s acceptable indoors)

I used to. Used to catfish lots of girls and get them to do degrading things for me. Had a girl shove a bottle in her cunt once but when I saw it was a tiny perfume bottle I told her to fuck off and never contact me again and she sent me like 4 more pictures of her forcing bigger and bigger objects inside herself while calling me daddy. I can't have been more than 14 at the time. Still have thousands of pics and vids in an old hotmail account somewhere.

Don't like doing that anymore though.

That's fair enough lad. I know there's a bit of a thing especially on Jow Forums with the whole "you're all my pawns" and all that but it's hardly like I'm bragging here. I crave real human connection. I haven't experienced that with anyone since I was like 11. Over a decade without feeling like you're actually a part of something really fucks with your head. The loneliness is crushing. And you start wondering if you're just broken and can't be fixed. It's an awful life tbqh.

Your views are shared by all major corporations and institutions. The schools, the universities, the media, the government, they all agree with you. You don't get arrested or fired or attacked for holding your views.

But you're the #Resistance

thats a funny p

INFP here. Be nice or I might cry

this thread makes me feel more mentally ill than i actually am

Dont care liar

Hello

Is it over for Evropa lads?

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*puts a collar bomb on you in your sleep and forces you to rob a bank when you wake up*

this post sponsored by the marlboro corporation

They didn't wait for him to sleep. They forced it on him at gunpoint.

yeah the right wing are literally just patsies
so embarrassing when they don't realise it

the fuck is evropa

can't you nonces spell properly?

Posting on brit is a key symptom of mental illness

there are only INTPs on Jow Forums

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>Barrett

The is only one

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Hahaha
Star sign?

would rape cokelad so hard cum would be dripping out of his arsehole for weeks

brit makes me feel mentally ill

have to call it quits sometimes when I see something overwhelming like three Emmayank, Amir and Cokelad posts in conjunction

watching the saddam hussein execution in 2018 is so fucked up. he was right all along.
>rope around saddams neck
>"I HELPED YOU SURVIVE. IRAQ IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME"
>fast forward to current year
>ISIS
>iraqs in fucking shambles

OHHHH YES HARDER user HARDER YES YES I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU OH OH OHHHHHHHH

...

, said no girl ever

What about INTJ?
I thought we were all judgmental fuckers here

Why are yanks obsessed with black cock and male models

I know, poor guy

He was originally in on it but thought it'd be a fake

they also worked out that it was impossible for him to complete the "tasks" in time to save himself

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>sumdy
are scots even human?

this is not me (cokelad) although i share some of his narcissistic tendencies this guy is far too emotionally damaged to be me

just filter them

chair has started squeaking

Aquarius tbqh

The biggest redpill is seeing Assad and other Arab leaders laugh at Gaddafi at the Arab Union summit when he said it'll be me next and then you and you and you

maybe that's why I find the constant arguing about politics so tiring

lad i literally our countries at this point

Eat the rich and feed the poor

Nowt wrong with a dictator lads
Could do us western pigs good

this

It’s alright Saddam and Gaddafi have their virgins in heaven

Unfortunately Assad may be joining them soon

Tis, reckon most people have similar views too, just like to argue

dunno when posting in Scots went from being seen as cringey as fuck to being in fashion in Scotland

>lad i literally our countries at this point

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alri lads

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Top tier.

>cokelad buying things for women

alpha fucks, beta bucks theory confirmed

>Pintle

welcome brother

remember doing this and i got a really different one to almost everybody on /bort/
i'm an e for a start, remember that much

i missed out the word "hate"
how do i edit a post?

Most "INTJs" are ISTJ.

>In the letter, he urged the Iraqi people to unite, and not to hate the people of countries that invaded Iraq, like the United States, but instead the decision-makers
>No, I am a militant and I have no fear for myself. I have spent my life in jihad and fighting aggression. Anyone who takes this route should not be afraid
>One observer told Saddam: "Go to hell!" Saddam replied,"The hell that is Iraq?"
top lad

Cokerunt is a mong

bow before my superior powers of logic and reasoning

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Cokelad you're a mong. Stop sniffing coke on your own in your room

What line of work are you in lad? How do you make so much money to be blowing it all on coke and women’s shoes when you have all the amenities of life already paid for? Did you go to uni?

am I losing my mind lads, Barbara Bush did NOT die April this year did she?

Dislike when people indirectly mention something to get a reaction out of you.

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The 12 hour Tinder hiatus just ended lads

Ladies watch out!! A whole world of possibility!

All epilepers are a drain on society

>look at me teehee I'm a T i'm so smart

what does any of this have to do with logistics

dunno how cokelad can do coke in his own room

if I take some prop I seek out people to socialise with even when I'm already with people

Reading You Only Live Twice and it's literally cringe inducing. I didn't know yellow fever weeb fantasies were a thing way back then, and even worse since Fleming could be upfront and brazen about it because.

You will die a virgin

nevermind, im thinking of nancy reagan

I lost my virginity at 17 Señor Sicilianus

GIVE ME A JOB, GIVE ME SECURITY
GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SURVIVE

alri

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fun fact: the single biggest protective factor against SUDEP is having a bed partner

I do coke in my room tbf but I'm a mental mess meself

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but then i';d only be able to do it when with my mates and that woudl drastically curtail the window of opportunity

Stupid cunt

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Coke lad is a beast when it comes to hammering the powder and slamming the tinnies (if he is telling the truth)

dood...thats such a redpill...based assad...cant mossad teh assad lol

alright thanks

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cokelad on payday ahhahaha

>men wear skirts on scotland

the absolute state of celtic """"men"""""

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>not assertive

my mother and sister have epilepsy and let me tell ya they're a lot to deal with

Opportunity for what. I usually hate life when I'm on the sniff. I'm trying not to buy ATM but I'll probably text the dealer as I grow drunker

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If you had the cash you could do the same

I can drink like a wild animal when I’m coked

Managed to get a gf and she's heavily into crystals, tarot cards, astrology and all that bollocks. Went along with it at first because I was so lonely and I thought it was cute but now the novelty has worn of I've realised she's an insufferable dickhead. She isn't even that fit either.

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let's pray for assad
youtube.com/watch?v=NtNpbzKso7c