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Love Island edition

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Most degenerate show on TV currently

virgin FREAK

the virgin post

enjoying talking about harry potter with the lads don't care how soy it seems

any under 6ft man in

didn't watch the show so let me guess who Chad numero uno is

Far left

how often do you shower

not me i'm tall dark and handsome

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I use cashew milk actually

surely if he's getting angry he's got a good amount of test in his system?

remember that shit gimmick everyone was doing in 2009 and 2010?

planking

shit gimmick that

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Great another show which encourages wogsocketry
No wonder /brit/ loves it, UNironically at that

Based

what are you on about
women are angry all the time

munter

ya mam

>yes, i do eat from gruggs

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lads what does it feel like to hold a girls hand

can we go back to talking about drugs please
the man is posting the right wing teenager opinions again

the brazilian poster is infested with trypanosomes

no
I was playing M&B and HoI 2 for months on end then
only began to notice popular culture again in 2013

I'm going to be straight here. I'm a cuck, but I am also a proud Brazilian. I believe that Brazilians have contributed more to MMA than any other nationality. But when it comes down to it, whites are just better at fucking. There's no shame in admitting it. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the Brazilian race, white dick is just better at pleasing a woman.

Despite Colby's insults, despite his complete disrespect for my country, despite how wrong it feels - I want RDA to get heemed just to feel that pure humiliation. My own country being disrespected in front of millions of people makes me so hard I can't even think straight.

I didn't feel this when we got knocked out of the Copa America because who cares about spics? I didn't care when we got 7-1'd by Germany because Germans are nice. But for a white American insolent bull like Colby to insult my country like that and get away with it? I have to admit, it turns me on.

I will be rooting for Colby Covington on Saturday and I encourage all of my fellow countrymen to do so too.

Post apus

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shan't

Friends just signed me up for a battle rap competition. They say I'm the best freestyler in the city. Never battle rapped before though. I mostly just rap about weed.

*toggle escapes your attack and backstabs you*

Got a bloodthirsty tick in my right pit

>women are angry all the time
yeah that's because women are all full of testosterone these days

lifes greatest truths are paradoxical

remember that

Once that was not the case. Education used to be valued in western countries. Then the shit comprehensive meme came about and standards were massively lowered across the board. Throw that in with an almost rewriting of things like history curriculum to make us feel ashamed about our past, it's no wonder most schools are a disaster. If you want anything decent for you child, you pretty much have to pay. Even then its not perfect.

It also makes no sense because minor celebs go in it. It's essentially a scripted show.

*grabs your shoulders*
he's not worth it mate, let's go over to spoons and get some jaegers yeah?
*pnches ur bum*

post soundcloud

isn't this how south americans are, especially southern ones who want to be as european as possible

I used to think this. I had one of the worst annual attendances of every year I was in, with my mum sometimes giving me days off a week at a time, which of course I loved at the time. But now it genuinely seems as though I have no hope in life. Getting a good job is near impossible with qualifications so bad and I hold a bit disdain for my mum because of this.

How did they know the entire Harry Potter cast would turn out to be Manlets during casting?

moving to utah

*takes you behind spoons and bums you after i cosby your jaegar*

only when yours truly is banging em ;)

Fred and George and.Meville Longbottom are alright

rupert grint

a lot of kids who get into acting tend to have stunted growth since it can be stressful and a lot of hard work

I went to a comprehensive and I'm better educated than the vast majority of the population

howling
your mum is disgrace, should be fined heavily for doing that

Are you Mormon? There is a Mormon leaf who posts here.

I'm going to Nebraska for the summer.

Fuck you!

>173 cm
wtf i guess he's just king of manlets compared to the other main two

Serendipitous, really. I feel like Kafka...

child actors are usually actors that look a few years younger and are small for their age but since they're older they're more mature and able to act and take direction

dunno if the cast was the age of their characters for most of the movies, but I'd imagine they weren't and were a year or two older at any given time

love island is well pants, cant believe you nerds watch it hehe x

You're more of an exception than the rule lad. Not ALL comprehensives are shit, albeit the good ones tend to be in middle class to more well off neighbourhoods.

please be from liverpool

Fuck up virgin

I was a child actor back in my childhood (obviously)

wait lemme rephrase
your mum isn't a disgrace but you should be punished quite harshly for letting your child skip school

My ex girlfriend was a virgin freak in sixth form but I piped her when I was in my first year hehe x

>almost typed a britpost into SMS to dealer

Wew

And if all the Eton Tories who went to Harrow had gone to comprehensives, perhaps we’d still have the grammar schools, actually

Havent got a tinder match in 11 days. Very worrying.

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GRRRRRRRRR

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did you get nonced

wasn't elijah wood hinting that he got nonced or something

>(obviously)

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We still have grammar schools though

my school was shit,
but it wasn't so bad that intelligent people can't get anything out of it

the only difference really is posh people, even when theyre thick as pigshit end up going to university becuase they get good schooling, where poor people tend to go to jobs that suit their level after school

>skipping school

illogical weirdo moron mong freaktard !!!

logic dictates that you may as well just go to school even if you don't want to, since the fallout from not going to school is going to cause more issues than going to school itself

everyone gets nonced, the elites run pedo rings

>tfw barely attended school but still got into a russel group uni

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brit posted a bit to my gf
we're no longer together

Eli (we go way back) is really open about the rampant noncery, but he says his mum made sure he wasnt nonced
Shia labeoeueuf and whats his name were nonced

ALERT: Teenybopper raid. Estimated 3 literal children, 2 hatbaiters and a shrek spammer

Don't like it when foreigners consume our shows
Makes me feel like I'm nude on display

Women are retarded

Any more dogs with this aesthetic?

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I've slept with women
proof: Love Island is well good ha ha

This is art

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>[Elijah] Wood was born on January 28, 1981, in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, the second of three children.[1] His parents, Debbie (née Krause) and Warren Wood, operated a delicatessen.[2] He was raised Roman Catholic
>He was raised Roman Catholic

uh what

Anal sex

I want a girl who's a SLUT! An S-L-U-T. A nymphomaniac. A cocksucking whore. A trashy cumdumpster. I pray everyday that a complete whore lands on my lap and starts sucking it.

literally her entire reason for sending me to school was so she wouldnt get fined. I think she might be a disgrace. A loving mother but not a good one.

Huh?

dont wanna go school

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Love Island is the best thing on TV at the moment! And Adam... Wowwwwwww *love eyes emoji*

the sexy trump in garrison's stuff always creep me the fuck out regardless of everything else

i'm sorry is this britain or pakistan

You got brain problems?

I fuck and am fucked. I suck and am sucked.

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Lmao @ this Love Island meme!!

>Jow Forums used to make memes of ben garrison's comics
>now ben garrison makes comics about Jow Forums memes
wew lads