>women are morbidly obese and utterly disgusting but think they’re hot and have massive egos & attitudes; they’ll only fuck 9/10 charismatic Chads >most guys below age 25 are virgins >most people are working shitty minimum wage jobs at McDick’s or WalFart >prostitution is outlawed >have to drive everywhere >to do that you need to be able to afford a car, driver’s license, and car insurance >white males are hated, discriminated against, and berated 24/7 by media, women and non-whites
Fucking hell, I can kind of understand why you have shootings every 5 minutes over there now.
>women are morbidly obese and utterly disgusting but think they’re hot and have massive egos & attitudes; they’ll only fuck 9/10 charismatic Chads Only Tumblrinas do this >most guys below age 25 are virgins Who cares? >most people are working shitty minimum wage jobs at McDick’s or WalFart Better than being jobless NEET like majority of the incels on Jow Forums >prostitution is outlawed It's legal in Nevada IIRC >have to drive everywhere >to do that you need to be able to afford a car, driver’s license, and car insurance Driving is a fundamental part of growing up and our infrastructure doesn't support trains or bikes, unless you live in a large city >white males are hated, discriminated against, and berated 24/7 by media, women and non-whites And this doesn't happen in Europe, too?
Jordan Morris
yeah okay but weed is legal in my state so
Juan Lopez
says the yankoid who thinks butter knives are illegal and the UK is 80% muslim
Jonathan Long
Here's the thing though-- the country is so massive that it's not even close to homogeneous. What you're describing is the suburban northeast, but there are massive sections of the country that are completely different. It's like taking some Londoner and saying "you are the same as somebody from Cornwall". Each city here is different, each state is different. The real problem is that the school system is fucked up EVERYWHERE and it produces murderous sociopaths
Alexander Reyes
It isn't?
Nolan Moore
No, but it is like 30% Scot which is significantly worse
Gavin Gutierrez
The adversity makes us stronger.
Wyatt Gonzalez
No part of that applies to the suburban northeast t. Suburban northeasterner
Robert Ward
No, but you will go to jail and get stabbed to death by muslims for putting bacon in front of a mosque
Julian Sullivan
He's not wrong. It's okay to admit the stereotypes are true
Owen Long
Fortunately there's far less Scots than that in the UK.
f*moids don't want sex to be easily attainable for ugly men
Gavin Allen
Not everywhere. This is nonsense. The northeast is probably the worst example of this you can find
Logan Robinson
Educational system is royally fucked. To make matters worse Republicans trying to defund department of education, again!
David Foster
>paying for a license Y I K E S
Elijah Rodriguez
You forgot about the prisons and mass shootings. Economy plus s doing ok tho.
Parker Wright
Huh... Are Americans really like this?
Anthony Butler
I've had 5 and most states charge something. Your mom probably paid for yours too bud
Carter Butler
>most guys under 25 are virgins Lmao where did you get this one? >who cares It's not even true retard.
Joshua Johnson
nah, was free
Connor Sullivan
>women are morbidly obese and utterly disgusting but think they’re hot and have massive egos & attitudes; they’ll only fuck 9/10 charismatic Chads All women are shit >most guys below age 25 are virgins and? >most people are working shitty minimum wage jobs at McDick’s or WalFart better than being a NEET >prostitution is outlawed doesn't stop me >have to drive everywhere >to do that you need to be able to afford a car, driver’s license, and car insurance not if you live in a large city, although public transportation is shit >white males are hated, discriminated against, and berated 24/7 by media, women and non-whites this isn't exclusive to USA
Joseph Cruz
It is true, man. Look it up.
Jeremiah Murphy
It's kinda comfy though. It only takes like a year or two to buy a cheap home on an average wage. Assuming you aren't a coastfag of course.
Levi Morgan
Notice how we all refute and disregard all criticism and stereotypes? This is why we're falling apart.
Anthony Ward
Why live if you're not in a city or near the coast. Also lol at a couple years. This is true for a house in bumfuck nowhere
Oliver Morales
>>women are morbidly obese and utterly disgusting but think they’re hot and have massive egos & attitudes; they’ll only fuck 9/10 charismatic Chads Just import a Russian mail order bride.
>most guys below age 25 are virgins Just import a Russian mail order bride.
>most people are working shitty minimum wage jobs at McDick’s or WalFart Just import a Russian mail order bride.
>prostitution is outlawed Just import a Russian mail order bride.
>>have to drive everywhere >to do that you need to be able to afford a car, driver’s license, and car insurance Just import a Russian mail order bride.
>>white males are hated, discriminated against, and berated 24/7 by media, women and non-whites Just import a Russian mail order bride.
I'm not scared of them they're just gross. You're probably brown yourself. And you certainly don't have to live in the middle of nowhere to find a cheap home but believe whatever you want.
Asher Cooper
No choice for most The US is good for making money, not for living if you're poor enough where making money in the US isn't effective it's not like you even can leave though
Dylan Baker
>Probably brown yourself Nope just not a pussy.
Justin Jenkins
have fun losing your freedom of speech on the internet in the UK cuck.
Christopher Nelson
have fun losing your foreskin while I say whatever the fuck I want
America isn't a real nation, it's a giant shopping mall that people from real countries work in during their 20s and 30s before returning home with wealth and material goods. Everyone born here is a slave, as noted by the fact that most men are mutilated for life at birth for no reason.
Ethan Nelson
this but unironically
Ian Gutierrez
yeah I'm sure they stay up into the wee hours each night stressing over how to collectively keep sex away from a person like you, user
it's like Lysistrata but on a conspiratorial scale
A nation founded through slavery will eventually become enslaved. Poetic justice my dude.
James Johnson
>why do people get all their information on america off of memes >"but you get all your knowledge of x country off of memes" >why >"i said so" imagine telling other people what they personally learned
Brody Jenkins
Bruh...
Andrew Sanders
>wahhh baby boomers are the reason I haven't gotten laid go pork a 60 year old woman you whiny tard
Have fun saying whatever you want until the end of june when your free speech is gone. Gonna sit here and watch as more american blood gets into the royal family so we can fuck up Britain another way just for the hell of it
what why wouldn't you be able to its a service like any other job when it comes down to it. Just make it so its only in brothels and have laws so they need licences and STD checks constantly
Liam Walker
I dunno why but we can't tax it here. Brothels in nv want to be taxed and fed and state say no.
Levi King
thats weird then. imagine how much money the government could make if hey dropped puritanical laws and legalised prostitution and drugs and then ruined them with tax and regulation.
Jackson Butler
Worked with weed. But fed can't tax that either only states can
Julian Wilson
>But fed can't tax that either only states can I forget why this is, can you remind me? Is it the "rights not expressed by the federal government belong to the states" or is there some sort of law that specifically relates to goods produced within a state (that marijuana obviously qualifies as)
>mfw I've forgotten all the shit I learned in civics class a decade ago already
The hatred gives me strength. Europeans love their country and would do anything for it, but Americans hate America and thus work hard to find individual success and flip off everyone else.
Jackson Morgan
Can't collect tax on something that's illegal. Weed isn't actually legal yet, the federal government just chooses not to enforce it.
Evan Gutierrez
Well in the case of weed it's because it's federally illegal. Although the IRS does have a special tax form you can fill out for criminal profits.
Kayden Sanders
>most guys below age 25 are virgins What
Jaxson Johnson
>Although the IRS does have a special tax form you can fill out for criminal profits. is that how they got Capone? Are people really that stupid?
>>most guys below age 25 are virgins I mean, this is technically true, since you're counting people under age 12. But everyone above 13 has almost certainly had sex before in this country, Jow Forums is not a good view of the population. Most kids just lie about being virgins when information is being collected because their grandparents would be sad.
Mason Bennett
In Colorado, marijuana is a cash only business, since it isn’t regulated in a federal level you can’t use banks, so when they say that weed made the state x amount in taxes the state is only getting a portion.
Also the weed store is only legal on a state level BUT the cash inside can be seized by the police because marijuana is illegal on a federal level.
Josiah Morris
It only exists so they can charge you for not doing it initially. If you make 5k for selling coke you get charged for selling and charged for not declaring it on your taxes.
Zachary Hernandez
Hehehe, fucking shitholes.
I love when they argue with eatchother.
Gavin Bailey
I swear to God going to New York was like going to another world, it is like America resides in its bubble of reality where every stereotype is true. Now it is not like there are no women with dyed hair in England but they are mostly Working Class or (if you live in London) the Sjw types are really, really, rare and are around south-bank, but when I went to America it was like a cartoon with perfect New York hipsters - I thought It was Simpsons or something like that.
Carter Evans
Would rather live in the US than in br*Tain desu m8
Austin Ross
should have gone to san francisco and los angeles m8, you will lose your faith in the future of western civilization
Ethan Nguyen
What the fuck is up with Anglo-countries? It is like they all of this magic spell over them that makes them reside on different dimensions. Whenever I go back home to England I, and everyone I heard of, automatically get this feeling of coldness, hate and dread over me as if I am entering a dream.
Is it the same for other Anglo-countries?
Jeremiah Walker
I'd rather be a NEET than work at McDonalds
Nathan Morgan
yup
Samuel Carter
because of all the Muslims
Robert Barnes
The government does its best to get ameritards angry with each other instead of the real problem which is them.
Gabriel Thompson
too individualistic to the point it becomes narcissism
Adrian Brooks
The real problem is the destruction of the family unit through copious welfare. The government is the problem. You eliminate natural selection and replace nature with politicians whoring for votes and you wind up with billions of people who are so stupid and lazy they actually shouldn't be alive according to the natural order. Look at your average ghetto projects or Native American reservation and you can see the future.
protip: it's not colonies on Mars.
Christian Clark
that whore is pretty average-looking. also will get fat within next several years especially after giving a birth.
why order meh-girl when tons of 10/10 are available for shipping?
Dominic Cox
>women are morbidly obese and utterly disgusting but think they’re hot and have massive egos & attitudes; they’ll only fuck 9/10 charismatic Chads
Like women in other countries don't prefer chads
20/80 rule applies everywhere and even if it didn't what's my other option, live in some shithole country like saudi arabia? how about fuck no?
>most guys below age 25 are virgins
most of people below age 25 are teens or kids
>most people are working shitty minimum wage jobs at McDick’s or WalFart
most people everywhere are poor US is still the most prosperous country in human history
>prostitution is outlawed
at least weed is legal in my state
>have to drive everywhere >to do that you need to be able to afford a car, driver’s license, and car insurance
again because of america's historical prosperity even if you need to use the bus, you can get by, public transit is improving rapidly in the US
>white males are hated, discriminated against, and berated 24/7 by media, women and non-whites
Nah, I'm chilling w/out some faggy victim complex actually. my life is fucking fine
that doesnt happen anywhere but the flyovers, and even then its not common
Christian Brooks
We survive by letting our weaker links kill each other. What everyone makes fun of america for is our greatest strength.
Evan Price
>20/80 rule applies everywhere Realizing that I'm part of the 20 and its not a skill game others are failing at made me sad rather than feel fortunate. Stay strong guys. I have a friend who just became a wizard and he is a built mullato with 6/10 face. If he can be marginally happy, so can you.
Matthew Torres
that's only a problem for wh*teoids, which are a minority the real strength of usa is in niggers and spics, which produce the vast majority of richness
Andrew Cooper
keep whining about your sjw mexivasion and high prices on everything, i'll be chilling in a FLYOVER
