R*mans btfo

My ancestors :)

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FUCK OFF

F*nns btfo

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Cool Pic.
Saved.

Here's another one

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I have past-life memories of being a Roman patrician nobleman with a beautiful dark-haired Roman wife. I never put my finger on why our three children had blonde hair.

wait, you guys used them as slaves at some point?

It's natural bro, don't even worry about it

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Look up the early history of the Rus.

We used them as our slaves from like 1100-1700. Mainly used as frontline soldiers against russians. It wasn't all bad tho we built cities and shit

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We had a strong German slave we fed much meat and wine. He was a tall, virile, muscular German. I was interested in getting a German slave girl to fulfill his needs, but my wife insisted against it for some reason she didn't explain.

Kievan Rus was established by Vikings who sold Fins and sometimes other Slavs as Slaves to the Muslim/Arabs.

Isn't it weird how much Ukrainian history and Swedish history cross so much?

Sweds founded Kiev and basically established us, then we played a major role in the downfall of the Swedish empire

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Poltava

Was this your wife?

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There is also a "swedish" village in ukraine

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Yes. She must have a great grandfather from the mountains, because are children are very fair when neither of us are. I'm sort of afraid for our sons. The other kids might make fun of them for looking German.

I'm sure it's fine, a big part of rome is already non-roman. It's the beauty of multiculturalism. It's fine bro, don't worry

>then we played a major role in the downfall of the Swedish empire
what

What embarrassed you?

I CANNOT stand barbarians though. I don't care what race you are. Speak LATIN, and observe our traditions. I'm physically repulsed when I hear something other than Latin or Greek being spoken.

Ummmm sweetie... Sweden was founded by lost Romans :) You are a Roman sweetie ;)

what is he talking about

This is correct, we come from the ancient GREEK tribe of SUECIA

Yeah i agree

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We should conquer Germania so those damn barbs stop speaking ooga booga

don't worry in modernity BLACK romans are getting their revenge on wh*Toids

>what is he talking about
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Empire#Charles_XII_and_the_Great_Northern_War

Two last paragraphs.

i know about that, but what is the correlation between poltava and ukrainians ?

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Based BL*CK BR*THER

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Poltava is in Ukraine, Cossacks allied with the the swedes against the Russians but lost the battle.