Hello Jow Forums, I am going to an elite regressive psychologist in a few hours. Anyone has experience with such things...

Hello Jow Forums, I am going to an elite regressive psychologist in a few hours. Anyone has experience with such things? I am scared.

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nigga you gonna have to talk about how yo' momma didn't change yo' diapers properly

I have a feeling I am gonna discover something much more sinister than that.

yeah be ready to bawl your eyes out
whose money is paying for it anyway?

>not a Spanish flag

Got my hopes up

In my experience, counselors and psychologists just help you find gaps in your learning and development. Mental disorders are born from gaps in learning due to either a lack of resources or imperfect role models in your life. Their job is to help you find out what you're missing and to give you tools to replace your dysfunctional behaviors with more normal, functional ones.
Shrinks are your friend. You know that you shouldn't be eating pizza and playing games all day, but sometimes it takes another person saying it to get you to move your ass.
sage for off topic

He’ll most likely implement made up memories in your mind having you believe you were raped as a child which is the origin of all your problems
Many such cases

your experience is limited to the american school, which is good because it's pragmatist
then there's the psychoanalyst sonofabitches and other schools who have different-ish methods
but yeah the aim is the same

My problem is panic attacks and anxiety connected to existentional crisis with derealization and depersonalization. But close.
My money for the most part. My parents give me a bit as support because I've suffered with this from the age of 12 and frankly $150 stacks up quite a bit eventually.

Don't lie, and just be open with them. It's a psychologist's job to help patients without rendering judgement. The psychologist will probably ask you if there's anything you want to address, and then will ask questions based on that and any line of inquiry they think is worth pursuing.

This only works on brainlets and children. If your therapist forces suggestions on you, he is not a real therapist. He guides you towards the answer, he doesn't suggest.

well shit nigga
i was hoping it was other people's money who got scammed away
my condolences and enjoy the talk with the shrink!

Yeah therapists can’t be perverts...
Get ready to be brainwashed

Those are pretty real symptoms
Yeah get ready for some serious shit

fug u

On a serious note, I've been on metric tonnes of medications and talked to a lot of therapists and psychologists and this is the first time I found someone who understands what I am talking about abd doesn't just give me empty blanket diagnoses with more pills. I am out of options, I need to try the more spooky hocus pocus stuff.

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Well I wish you the best

sure mate, you pay for it so enjoy the ride as much as you can
we're all eventually repeating the same advice so i guess there's no need to bump this thread. just go there and be open to talk, be open to listen, and be ready to change

it's all tied to anxiety. derealization and depersonalization is your brain defense mechanism against constant high levels of anxiety

the drugs would have worked if that was all
.... this assuming they're good anxiolytic drugs

What a load of shit, I've had doses they give to fucking schizos when I was 14.

how does your liver feel about it?
yep i'm not kidding

I am not a doctor but I am pretty sure Czech Republic isn't backwards enough to give me a dosage high enough to damage my liver. But my liver is fine, I can still drink a lot no problem.

>mixes alcohol with psychiatric drugs
ayyyy

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What is a "regressive" psychologist?

I can't even afford to go to the dentist my dude

Bump for how did it go?