HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A DESI GIRLFRIEND?

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A DESI GIRLFRIEND?

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Come here big boy.

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Indian girls love weed. They really love weed. Indians are total stoners.

be ambitious
have money
don't be anything less than serious at all times
remember they are no fun allowed even the americanized ones

GIB MILKIES

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find a desi girl and tell her 'open bob'. it's an ancient indian courtship ritual

You tell me.

I tried to pic a brown girl in a subway once. But I failed
And it turned out that she was from Malasia. N

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im in love

i NEED it.

currypilled & based.

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>You will never have this

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Indian women have to be extremely easy to pick up given the... Quality of their men.

>Quality of their men
the average quality of men in the world is quite amazingly low.

you should know that, especially being an american.

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I mean, we aren't world renowed for our online stalking with shit English m8.

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My paki cousin lives in sweden, I could get him to hook you up.

holy fuck dude, no wonder there's more than a billion of pakis in the world lol

Sucks to be you

100% true lol I know a girl that goes thru a zip like nothing

Upper class women only go for upper class men the world isn’t like Aladdin

It's not possible

Looks straight up punjabi. I know a gril like her

From the way she is touching him, her facial expression and position of her hands you can tell she is obviously disgusted by him. Probably dates him for money.

tell me more my russian friend, what does her position indicate?

she's gujju, btw.

milk truk just arrive

more

Ffuuuu...

You are destroying my roza and nofap. Please continue.

Indian women are super high Est fertile breeders. Only the most high test male specimen can handle the curry

get a latina instead, the food is better too

arr rook same

Beep beep milk truk arriv

you can't

we rarely date or marry outside caste, ethnic and socioeconomic lines

that's how we preserve our qT genepool

> american education

Jow Forums memes are not real life m8.. there's 1.6 billion people in India from different ethnicities, cultures, backgrounds and communities

They're easy to get, the hard thing is getting a pretty one. You would think that with such a high population they should have more qts.

desu there a lot of proto-chads in india, its just that we are better socialised and don't rely on school to provide us with friend groups

I want a desi girl who wears niqab in public but lets me fuck her in a miniskirt at home

These girls seem to have a body type with a nice shapely body and round belly that's not too fat. Very nice

That's pretty much why I'm going to madrassa

Indian girls are a curious case where the average and below average ones are awful looking by western standards but the attractive ones are VERY attractive.

Give me more of those awesome titties!!