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homo

Oof

How to become femboy

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*makes pure and wholesome posts*

*does the opposite*

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*does that lewd thing i said i'd do with welly*

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Cup of tea and hopping in the blankets.
Whats everyone else up to for the night?

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reading

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did some not-so-wholesome stuff that was entirely not instigated by me

i took a pill and i'm going to pop off in about 30 minutes

Hello desu!

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hello love

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hello aussie

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You're really getting in deep with this stuff huh?
You be careful buddy... although doing all that on the chart is good, you go for it.
>that was entirely not instigated by me
I don't 100% believe you on that one.
>i took a pill
Is it that stuff that starts with M that helps with sleep?
Heyo.
How was your day buddy?

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I thought you were going to sleep my cutie petutie!
Hello!
G'day desu!
My day was good!

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with what stuff? explain

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>I don't 100% believe you on that one.
i'm super serious this time, he did it all on his own the pervo. not that i was complaining

>M that helps with sleep
melatonin, ye

mm, yeah. tried to lay down but i guess i'll just wait for the pill to kick in. i can still talk to you here tho

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Spanish qt said he'd give me something if he did well in his exam. N-not sure what though qt.

What pill do you take desu?

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weebs are gay as hell and you are all disappointments to ur parents

tell him he'd better give it to me too..

it's melatonin desu, it's a sleep aid

People who post anime in an Jow Forums thread are basement dwelling scum that need to be fucking killed. Fuck off back to /a/ or literally kill yourself.

>Spanish qt said he'd give me something
h-heh

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>My day was good!
Well thats good to hear buddy.
Wanting to become a femboy, but I've mistaken you for that gookposter.
Sorry about that buddy.
>he did it all on his own the pervo
You're surrounded by perverts, you must attract them.
>melatonin
Thats the stuff, might have to get some myself.
Bit hard for me to get to sleep.

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they don't build basements in this state you dummy

>you must attract them.
there's something about me that attracts them... probably my bum

>might have to get some myself.
dunners said you'd have to get a prescription to get it there so you might be better off just getting a real sleep aid

Of course a kiwi would post this fucking degeneracy. Stay to bestiality you fuckwit.

Hello small cuties.

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I actually do also... me and gookposter have been talking about it a lot

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Kill yourself you obese fuck

>be american
>get shot

Went back home today for 2 hours on leave & had some McDonalds. Back in this depressive nut house for the last fucking night hopefully.

hello swede-kun how are you

>Roomies just left
S-soon.

And yes I shall! I hope that pill helps desu.
>That gif
W-wew.
Yes!
Oh yeah the Gookposter and his bf poster wanna join our thingo.
>Maccas
yum
Hello!

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I am fine, thank you~
How about you, what are you up to?
Hej hej

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They don't have basements here either
they would flood I guess.

Now attics they have, so it would be attic dwelling scum but that doesn't have the same ring to it.

>probably my bum
That'll be it.
It's ya bums fault.
>dunners said you'd have to get a prescription
Oh for fucks sake, I'll just go without...
Heyo buddy.
How are you?
>me and gookposter have been talking about it a lot
Well just make sure you play safe.

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Yes it was good.

Are you out tomorrow buddy?

Hej!
See

You weren't talking to gookposter, now you are, but yes /femboi/ is the 2019 aesthetic. You heard it here first.

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>Well just make sure you play safe.
how do you mean? don't think w're doing anything dangerous

well we have storm shelters below ground and they don't really flood so idk why we don't build basements

>It's ya bums fault.
damn thing's more trouble than it's worth sometimes..

>Oh for fucks sake, I'll just go without...
you might be able to order it online but idk how stringent kiwi customsare about that

talking with my main man gookposter i'm good

>Well just make sure you play safe.
me and Jow Forumstard. Have been fucking with you guys. We aren't actually gay. just thought the story would be a crack up.

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still don't like either of you tbqh

i am grumpy. and it's started to rain.

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right back at ya bud!

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The feeling is mutual.

hey wanaka! whatcha grumpy about?

In bed at the moment.
Just dicking around on the interwebs.
Whats on the agenda for today?
>damn thing's more trouble than it's worth sometimes..
Must be a lot of trouble because its worth a lot.
>how stringent kiwi customsare about that
Wouldn't have a clue in all honesty.
Oh righto then.

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>In bed at the moment.
Oh my, may I join in and accidentally feel up on you :)?

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i'm not gay but the femboy thing is true

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Heyo buddy.
Whats got ya cranky then?

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Hello svéd-kun

Hejsan!

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>Must be a lot of trouble because its worth a lot.
i did put a lot of food into getting a bum like this.. might have been cheaper to get implants

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*dicks around with westy*

sad lonely bastard hours. i'm eating ice cream now to cheer myself up.

what do you guys do when you're down

Drugs & Food.

night everyone!

go for a run desu. clears the head

cya tomorrow wanaka, hope it works out

...

gnight conway. it's raining, so no run.
i could go for the painkillers. though they're already strong on me because im so underweight. might just knock me out.

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You MAY join me, but I'll have no feeling up.
We're not that close yet I'm afraid...
Well if thats the look you're after all power to you buddy.
LEWD
but also sounds fun.

Pervert!
Night walk or run.
Put your toes into the grass and look at the night sky, although it might be a bit cold for that...
Good night qt.
Sweet dreams.

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How strong are your painkillers that they'll knock you out

hide under the covers and listen to James brown

Goodnight qt!

>You MAY join me, but I'll have no feeling up.
>We're not that close yet I'm afraid...

AAAAAA

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What is that list? What are you doing to your body?

SWITCHBLADES - COCAINE
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i want to become cute boi

W-why is there a lewd section on the photo? T-thats very inappropriate.

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non lewd

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Well goodluck westy or welly but remember. Guys will have perverted thoughts when you have a cute body so be careful.

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It neither me nor welly...
But it is good advice on this chart in all honesty.

>Guys will have perverted thoughts when you have a cute body so be careful.
what's wrong with that

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pretty strong. they're usually used on a certain group of people who go through a particularly painful experience. and im light as fuck so one pill gets me very very woozy.
never listened to him before. i'll check him out.

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You get some tramadol or oxycodone? never heard of a painkiller putting someone to sleep lol

Well that's true getting fit is really healthy. W-well good luck friend I hope you achieve your goal.
That's lewd! Do you also want that to happen to you?.

I see nothing wrong with having cute boys lust after me

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Oh sorry I forgot that you're the girl kiwi.

trammies, codeine, oxycodone, xanax, adderall. those are my vices. rarely use them though.

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>oxycodone
that's the painkiller you're given? the hell? do you have fucking kidney stones or something

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i'm not a girl

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W-wait what? You're a pervert then!

no i'm not

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really can't say how considering it's a rather niche thing in my town for me to be getting them effectively free of charge.
not often, mind you. maybe once a year.

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Gentle bump

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Cleared my discord of a weird nationalist server and another one of this qt who stopped talking to me for some unknown reason.

Need to clear more!

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Finished my exam and I did very well desu!! Thanks for the help frens.

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Good boy!

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You legend Cataqt!

FUCK FUCK FUCK. This fucking Hydroxyzine is going to kill my labido. I cannot be having this.

flying into Brisbane on a work holiday visa pretty soon what should I know

>discord
Gross

Lads there's a Norwegian psychologist I was talking to today on my leave walk. Been in Australia for 17 years she said.

She was very nice & tall.

*bumps the thread lewdly*

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*bumps YOU lewdly*

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Well done boyo
How goes it westy?