How can you be a virgin in NZ bro. The average woman has 24 sexual partners

>How can you be a virgin in NZ bro. The average woman has 24 sexual partners.

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When I was young I had an Internet girlfriend from New Zealand, her name was summer.

>tfw german women are incredible slutty and I don't like that
>haha how come you still don't have a gf

Sweety, I am autistic and not interested in any kind of stds.

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Every girl I've met is a whore yet I still can't get laid

have you tried paying them

is being Australian a negative i want to go be a sex tourist and attempt to pick up nz slags with no long term social consequences

maybe it's some failing on your behalf that you are too lazy to fix

> The average woman has 24 sexual partners
And I don't want a woman who had more than zero partners so everything checks out.

yes and yes

Ok but how tho

24 partners in a life time is not very much
Im way over that and Im less than 30 and started having sex at 20

>those are the same 24 guys fucking every single girl

>being a man in Russia must be heaven, there are so much more women that men!

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I seriously struggle how anyone can be a virgin past the age of 20. Do you just stay inside all day and not talk to people?

Yes

>I seriously struggle how anyone can be a virgin past the age of 20. Do you just stay inside all day and not talk to people?

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>I seriously struggle how anyone can be a virgin past the age of 20. Do you stay inside all day

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No
And I cannot understand how you can not be a virgin

Well I don't spend an hour every single day gaming like you losers, I gym instead. But apart from that it's probably not very different. Typical school->uni->work life and I got sex during all three periods. All you have to do is be normal

I'm about to be 30. Kissless virgin.

I don't know how to socialize.
Supposedly, I didn't notice flirt attempts by girls, when I was younger.
I have no self confidence and have complexes.
I'd rather meet people offline, but don't know where. I don't need thots from clubs.

at least I'm not a neet.

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Yeah I go to the gym and uni as well. I quit gaming when I was 17.

Except I'm 5'9 middle ugly easterner. Who also has aspergers.

> All you have to do is be normal

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Manlets and Arabs breed all the time so those are pathetic excuses. 5'9 isn't even that short. No idea what to do about your aspergers though

>excuse

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>French

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The clap, essentially.

If I wanted to root a dirty cunt I'd visit Australia.

So fuck a black/native chick then

>clicks on memes

A plane ticket costs more than a box of codys

Social events you hate. Volleyball, dancing lessons.

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>just cum on my guts g

When I was in NZ, the women are either Brit-looking or fat Maori/Pasifika. I don't blame you.

There are some good country girls out there. The rich pretty ones where daddy bought them a horse when they were young but they aren't scared to get muddy or cut tails off lambs

I'm not about to date an expert at appendage removal.

So no doctors?

>There are some good country girls out there

Where the fuck did you visit? Country girls are the most mannish/sluttiest ones of the lot

Nah not a fan of Indians either.

>2018
>caring about sex which is a pleb/bydlo thing

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When I was young I had an Internet girlfriend on Club Penguin

>Do you just stay inside all day and not talk to people?
shit

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Most people probably won't notice a difference

>no long term social consequences
But you'll get plenty of venereal consequences tho

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prostituion is legal and our women are sluts, you only have yourself to blame

Yes dumb aussie, you will be an exotic foreign tourist in NZ.

No, I simply avoid situations that could lead to romance or sex.

Yes, I'm either inside or on the bus looking at my phone sneakily looking at girls legs during summer.

>tfw American girls are sluts in denial.
>tfw I don’t like sluts and I don’t like liars

Kill me

The average woman also looks like a man.

Except for that one pole vaulting qt

I thought Argentine women were suppose to be very cute

I unironically hate women

He's talking about kiwis I think

>5'7
>still not a virgin
you literally just have to be yourself