/brit/

shit post
quality post

Siri, I'd like to participate in a gf auction today. My initial bid shall be $200 HOWEVER I am willing to commit further funds if the prospective gf is still a virgin

thieving jew cunt you will hear from my lawyer

*enters thread*
SCUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAANG

>that 30 year old boomer who still posts on /brit/

God I fucking hate women

Siri apply for a $300 loan

Just told the tinder date to fuck off because she's an inch (I measured) shorter than 6 foot.

seething nice guy

i'm 28 does that count

Alexa, set a reminder
my 30th birthday
call me a boomer and disconnect from the network
thanks

NIGGAS IFFY UH

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*gets a 3 million wonga payday loan*

I have an intellectual stake in bollockposting as I was one of the original bollockposters back in the great spudageddon of January 2016 xx

You can't count

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Wtf you doing in a shithole like Papua New Guinea?

reminder: millennials are just wanna-be baby boomies
alexa is a botnet btw

gona be in ibiza next month, any of you lads out there hit me up yeh xx

idiot

based nigger

he didn't say anything relevant to the discussion, by definition he cant be right or wrong

Sat in the park eating lunch (sea bass, asparagus, rice) - very pleasant

You?

Cx

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the way her body moves but her head doesn't is like them creepy videos where they wobble a chicken about haha
you know like
*holds hand up and moves it about*
well obviously I can't, but
*tries again*
like, well y'know
oh fuck off, obviously I just mean like
fuck off

will take a pill in ibiza (up my bum)

>/brit/
>not a brit to be seen
doing a think lads

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taking pills aren't cool dont be one of those brits

This your sister?

racist

reading about adolf eichmann. seemed a good lad tbf.

Just done me maths a level exam
Think it went very well

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it's handy for setting up alarms but that's about it

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GET THE FOOKIN BEVVIES IN KID

mum's boyfriend is staying over again. desperately need to poo but shan't give him the satisfaction of interacting with me

Haha xD

*appears behind you*
*claps you on the shoulders*
no brits, 'ey? guess I don't count and that's me out of the rounds then haha
*sits down heavily*
off you go then Pedro, mine's a San Miguel
oi Pedro, what's Spanish for San Miguel?

why do britoids use xx for punctuation
silly little creatures

How old is he?

Was hoping it would have more special AI to give me hints about how to live my life

just poo over the balcony lad

can't believe a humanbeing typed this

OK Google, how to live my life

she's 55 he's a 58 yo barrister

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Made sure that I can't access facebook via the old router to avoid me messaging exes when drunk.

58 and he still makes coffee for a living?
dear oh dear
*takes a swig to mask a smirk*

cringe

>the alt-left

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Fuck up you spacker

such a profound statement, truly the Socrates of our time.

he's such a bender

in all likelihood he's probably cheating on his wife and no doubt extensive nuclear family to go out with your mum lad, take it as a compliment

made me chuckle lad, have a (you)

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Ibiza ain't cool

bit uncalled for

>alt-left
doing an extremely big think

Did any of you lot catch my earlier post about these religious nutters?

If you fancy getting annoyed at blatant and callous corruption going on in America, give this a listen.

thisamericanlife.org/534/a-not-so-simple-majority

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So you don't think drag queens should be allowed to speak in public then?

can't believe mum is nearly 60 tbqh, will have to start making contingencies (such as murder to acquire her life insurance payout) so I can extend my NEETdom a few more decades

why on earth did leftists berate a drag queen
were they terfs or did he say something bad

no but thats besides the point

Lefties infight constantly

takes one to know one

of course not

just work harder bro

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>September 12, 2014
>thisAMERICANlife not thisBRITISHlife
>in MY /birt/
jog off whacker

Because she was performing at a “right wing” event according to them at least.

VEGETARIAN TOFU

/birt/

/bint/

two fucking weeks
glad it's here but fuck, 2 fucking weeks
don't even want it any more

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austerity has been a disaster for britain

imdb.com/user/ur1287548/reviews?sort=submissionDate&dir=desc&ratingFilter=10
the reviews

they weren't upset that he was a drag queen, they were upset that he was speaking at a "nazi" rally

/bent/

gissus a line m8

garfield is such a stupid cat

I don't give a shit what people say in public I just think he's bent because he ALWAYS defendsw the trannies/drag queens/faggots at every chance. He's in the closet else he wouldn't fight those battles without fail and miss so many other opportunities to sling shit at the left.

leftypol are raiding again

stop posting this you cunt

just save it

Why don’t yu just visit a regular dealer and got it that day?

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>2014 was 25 years ago

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i dont think they should be allowed to be in public