/balk/

Eufag is the only good bugar poster

All me

what do you got so far

not me

jk we actually have 71k redditors
reddit

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main plot, needs character back stories

How do I prepare for the Romanian century?

Guys this thread is supposed to be fun, just stop the cancer for a while so balk can breathe a bit

can the big boss's alias be "el Patrone" ?

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do you love Greece?

I like Greece

To stop the cancer we need to remove the posters with the russian flag who instead of blue have green in the middle desu

Vote if fyrombey should leave balk

strawpoll.me/15842532/

hmm, sure

>no shqipes
>thread is totally shit

he suffers a violent death too, gets a screwdriver in his head and then strangled

Is Jow Forums getting shittier or am I becoming a better person, I can't tell. This is the only thread on the entire website where I'm not disgusted with how retarded and shitty everyone is. I don't even like telling people to kill themselves anymore.

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Iki is that you?

They are way more chill than your flag posts

there seems to be a rise in hate in balk as of lately, even though we were a funny little friendly group.

you should be able to recognize how iki styles his posts by now senpai

the rest of the website is even shittier

old balk would have helped me with my script, but there seems to be so much negative energy they can't, they're too focused on hating each other at this point

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Give us the summary until now.

hot af desu

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gay guy steals money from the mafia while giving their dirty secrets to the police, the mafia comes to get him, he gets spooky superpowers and starts taking them down one by one.

I need a backstory for the gay guy, his fears and desires, also a dear friend of his so the mafia can abduct him

I question why I came on this incel site at all, I stuck around longer than I should have

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already got the he likes doing coke and listening to george michael stuff

Jow Forums was never good

He is Albanian who pretends to be Italian, his dear friend was trying to get into the kidney and arms trade and got in trouble.

except the main character sex orientation, is there any gay shit in the rest of the story?
like pic related scene from Bruno

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>Two women arrested after they were caught stealing

>The police said the Bulgarian women were arrested on Tuesday following several days of observation by the Valletta police.

>The two women, aged 24 and 43, were caught red-handed stealing from the bag of an elderly person.

>Investigations established that, in the past days, the two women were involved in several similar crimes in Valletta.

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no, I'm trying to keep it subtle with the gay stuff

How about, he steals the money in order for his gay friend to have a kidney operation ? is that better?

maybe some ace ventura gay stuff would be funny

>How about, he steals the money in order for his gay friend to have a kidney operation ? is that better?
If you keep both the Albanian party and the kidney allusion, it's good enough.

Name him Shenki Versace

>than your flag posts
Macedonian flag posts are best ones here

Fyrom is a shit history-stealing contry, and servofyromians are the shittiest shits of all.

What are the odds they are melanin wealthy "bulgarians"?

Well its because Jow Forums is slowly turning into Jow Forums.

Gamers, RISE UP

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I beat Battletech yesterday, I am not for the garbage dump yet.

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Wow, why the hate bro. Look how chill is this thread, don't shit on it
Seriously the worst posters damn

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>no, I'm trying to keep it subtle with the gay stuff
lame

What are the odds you stop giving attention to fyrom flags (including the one using BG proxy)?

why?

Stop being butthurt

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The one you think is a proxy is a butthurt russophilistic.

Low, some people are just too retarded to grasp this concept

gay stuff opens a vast hole for later improvisations and twists
keeping it to the minimum only makes a shitty mob-crime novel with a whiff of penis to male ass

Invest in Eastern Romania

either way - нaкaжи глyпaкa c мълчaниe

Tatarbey is even more toxic/butthurt than ikibey, watch out for this elliot rodger character. He's responsible for all the negative energy and sperging in this thread

Ok who made my Bulgar frens mad

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Your mom increased the price of blowjobs to 35 stotinki.

There is no tatarbey

like what?

There is now

Based redditor

>The guy who draws cartoons
>The guy who forces memes no one likes like macedonians and finns
>The guy who repeats 'servofyromian'
>The guy who has a folder about 'styrofoam'
>The guy with immense butthurt about kazanboy who spends 24/7 here and can't differentiate shitposters
>The guy who couldn't grasp ironic cringeposting and thought it was serious
Tatarbey also shows out vicious negative energy so he's easy to recognize and he has no sperg-stop button, he goes making threads for days when someone triggers him

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>I create 5 threads about Bulgaria a day
>Every 2nd word of him is Bulgaria related
>Meanwhile zero Macedonia threads are to be found
>Literally nobody banters Macedonia since days
>It’s tatarbeys fault

Those are different people, dumb servofyromite from a dumb history-stealing non-country.

>>The guy who repeats 'servofyromian'
That's rasha

Money pussy alcohol
You niggas pussy after all

>Пocтoјaниoт пpeтcтaвник нa CAД вo HATO, aмбacaдopкaтa Кeј Бeјли Хaчинcoн изјaви дeкa Aлијaнcaтa ќe нaпpaви ce штo e мoжнo зa дa јa зaштити Maкeдoнијa oд, кaкo штo вeли, aгpecијa oд cтpaнa нa Pycијa

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Does that mean Fulgay Tiny-Hands will be left without a job?

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you can always put another cock in the whole picture to stir up the drama (puns intended)

There are no puns in that sentence.

there will be riots

I summon Türkiye

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Based

t. Tatarbey

cara bugar

>there are people ITT that still respond to fyromian posts

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iYi

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/İyi_Party

t. xpozed mad he's not relevant like tatarbey

Hold me, frenlos

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How do I leave /balk/ like you mblw?

youtube.com/watch?v=kBwTHELAwBg

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is that a bagina

It's a cleavage

Only moot is allowed to leave. Sorry, bud.

>Default content country
>set Bulgaria

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doesn't look like a cleavage to me

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