/brit/

Just came through on Reuters that the Queen is dead and St James are readying a statement

/brit/ was really shit yesterday, but so far these threads have been alright. Funny that

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virgin freak

>had a chance to lose my virginity in 2017
>we're halfway through 2018 and I'm still kissless
state of my absolute life

>Implying it's not just rich arabs

Not everyone here is an Virgin

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I've gotten to the point now where too much lager just makes me feel bloated and sick rather than close to drunk
kind of getting sick of the taste of lager now, wish I could get some good ale here

>playing runescape in 2018

I bet you've never been invited out for pints in your life

I've often found the taste of beer can be determined by how much barley and hops is thrown into the mix.
Guiness tastes like such utter shite to me, it's like swallowing unsweetened espresso or something.
Just awful.

Billy no mates

honestly depresses me that most girls in this country aspire to be like the girls on Love Island with their kinds of relationships

off to frankie and bennies with the missus

want owt?

I've had more sex in high school than you will in your entire life

Don't care

beers not the only alcohol you mongo
even if you don't like it there's such a huge range you can't just decry it all

paradoxical post

Can't stand people like this. It's always the same people who

>pour scorn on alcohol and people who drink it
>complain when they're 25 and are still virgins

can we all just finally admit that beer tastes like shit? doesn't matter if it's some expensive IPA or budweiser, literally just tastes like shit, makes you gassy and bloats you

Spirit + mixer is the patricians alcohol(followed closely by wine)

Would take a nice gin and tonic over a pint of mildly alcoholic swill any day

this is precisely what a virgin would say

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never been to one of them, are they any good?

>doesn’t like bitter drinks

Literal child

hello child

Dying of heat. Send help

forgot to cancel my netflix again

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This thing looks infertile.

Today it's just okay, but mainly because people have actual real world advice instead of FOY; FONT; (insert off-topic three world troll here).

not drinking fruity girls drinks
19 and have had plenty more sex than you, fat fuck

that's what, 6 quid?

what the god damned fucking hell is fucking wrong with god damned yanks?
youtu.be/0OIRrTWQdmw

>fasting
Couldn't imagine not having the energy to concentrate at work, would imagine I would be right angry as well.

NEW

Beer tastes good

>doesn't like coffee unless its 90% cream and sugar

Gonna climb up on a hill later and just sleep on the peak.

>beer or cocktails are the only alcohols that exist
>im 19
this post is priceless

7.99 and Ive only got a few hundred to last me a few months

this is a canadian show though lmao

Based

>Gotten into the habit of looking up companies, conglomerates, big industry - you name it
>Looking through the NASDAQ, The NYSE, The London Stock Exchange
>Look at the companies CEOs

>I swear at least 90% are Jewish
what the FUCK lads
there are 15 million of them on EARTH and they're all the fucking CEOs?
How the fuck do "white men" get the blame for privilege when it's just JEWS

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Why not cancel it now

So bad, yet so good

Had that problem before when I was eating regularly on off days but found it doesn't happen with keto

Your body goes into ketosis with fasting anyway so you don't get the miserable feeling associated with swapping from glucose to ketones

ignore it

>Nadal

give me 20 companies with jewish ceos (so i know what to not buy)

yeah, they basically are
>naw mate I'm a real man and drink straight whiskey xD

Been waiting all week for this, should be good!

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Make sure you're on the right plan, the 8 quid one is for 2 devices.

youtube.com/watch?v=S0NMTuz9Duo

ah yse
comcast
a canadian company

ill give you 5 minutes to delete that post you little fucking yank twerp

cba ill do it next month

fucking state

>19 and have had plenty more sex than you, fat fuck

>19

You're not even allowed to buy a drink yet you fat American mongo

>Farang Hunter
Not necessarily my dude. I just blame yank cultural supremacy. Just look at Moni he wants to be white in a completely unconscious, disinterested way. She's richer than me in any case

She might be bulimic, but she is still very cute

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Bitter tastes shouldn't be a part of beverage. It coats the tongue and then you just have this mouthful of viscous car oil in your mouth.

And yes, I do like cream and sugar in my coffee. It's not a crime.

Get a job you lazy cunt

He's beyond parody now

Find this fella repulsive quite frankly

the majority of slave dealers were Jewish, and 40% of all Jewish households in the USA owned slaves compared to 2% of gentiles

I like girly sweet drinks like ciders, white rums and cocktails

I don't feel like I'm missing out by not drinking unsweet alcohol

Get nicely drunk and I'm drinking something that tastes nice. Winning on all fronts tbqh, it just doesn't look manly. Not a big deal.

usually listen to music and imagine stories when i'm walking but today i can't think of any and don't have any good choons to imagine to so i can't leave the house

stay seething
I am across the boarder. I've had many a beer

MUH SIXTY GORILLIAN GOYIM YOU CANNOT QUESTIION ME

You just have to go to account settings

>it's like swallowing unsweetened espresso or something

espressos are supposed to be drunk unsweetened you fat fuck

£30k up north gets you a better life than £75k down south

fucking SCREECH at thiss

yeah but you have to live up north

Unironically only enjoy Budweiser, haven't found another beer I like.

Why's David Davis being racist?

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wrong

day in the life of a fatty:
9am
>Breakfast of toast, milk, juice , meat, maybe sugary cereal or bread
10am
>Coffee at work, load it with sugar and milk. "Im still waking up!"
12pm
>Lunch: the latest new hamburger at your favorite fast food place, a large soda and fries
1pm
>More sugary coffee "I need muh energy". Feeling sluggish after a big lunch
3pm:
>A large sugary soda "cause it has caffeine",bag of chips from the vending machine
5pm:
>Plop on the couch with yesterday's chinese food leftovers, slather them in sugary sauces, huge portions of rice. 3 beers
7pm:
>at a party with cake and ice cream. I guess ill have both! my favorite flavor
9pm:
>Just a little snack before bed wouldn't hurt

Non-fat people
9am
>Im not that hungry
10am
>No coffee for me, thanks. Im not feeling bloated and lethargic after a big meal
12pm
>small sandwich and some water, fruit
1pm:
>no coffee, thanks. Im feeling really energetic after eating
3pm:
>I don't need a snack. Im not a child
5pm:
>small-medium sized portion of fresh meat with delicious sauces and sides. 1 beer to wash it down. A small reward after work
7pm:
>Ill just take a small scoop of ice cream. They're good, but I have self control
9pm:
>Ill do some push ups before bed

>espressos are supposed to be drunk unsweetened you fat fuck
Fuck off gaywad, I'm in good health. I run, I'm fit. Eat it, sliz.

for me, it is draft strongbow, the safest drinkable pint at any pub

suck me nob

>I've had many a beer

clearly less than the four or so it takes to acquire a taste for beer

Some people are about to get insanely upset at this post

if I moved up north it would be to cumbria and I'm pretty sure it's more expensive than where I currently am

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

>MUH SIXTY GORILLIAN GOYIM YOU CANNOT QUESTIION ME

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>you have to live somewhere with better people, less non-whites and more nature
hmm

Based vietchad

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>out of vaseline
this is gonna hurt

how lubey is spit

I've had more than four and a lot of different kinds though

>beer tastes shit
aah yes next you're gonna tell me it all tastes exactly the same

Are you mocking me? I'm reporting you to the police for anti-semitism.

>Rich people getting BURNED

Fucking based

not a fan of craft or hoppy beers, local bar puts on £3 Brooklyn Brewery beers through the week and I pay more for a Tennents instead

genuinely like the wateriness of mass produced lagers - they're perfect for a session

Might move to Ireland Out of norwich got family there.

Can you not just post in Jow Forums instead of turning this thread to utter shit

Get the feeling that a Turk is behind all these memes