What is your nickname in reality?

Lucky Luke

Not pikachu on drugs?

juan and johnny

weak

My black friend call me suicide.
We were on good terms until he stabbed my mom.

"Unironic Bull"

꽉 which is just a variation of my last name. when i was younger up to like middle school most people would just me quack and i didnt mind too much

You just don't get it

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I would give it but it's intentionally a bastardization of Urban Shakespeare and you would find me in a second on Google. It's from H.S.

>Fjellperker (mountain nigger) because i told my friends i was half norwegian.
Kek

>My black friend call me suicide.
>We were on good terms until he stabbed my mom
WTF??? Story?

nice use of greentext, really necessary

Findo. Fin. Finners.

All from my name Findlay.

>nice use of greentext, really necessary
I think you may be fucking retarded.

He tried to steal plastic forks from family dollar by putting them into my mom's handbag. They got into an argument and he took one of them from the box and broke it off in her thigh. He moved to Florida next week.

Dubya

that's online only.

Adolf.

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"fart puncher"

Phil Gamba Di Legno

Papi
Something like "daddy"

We know the most basic word in spanish asshole.

papi here means grand daddy

i have done like 6 years of spanish in school and only time i heard "papi" is on the internet

I hate american poster so much

My nickname was "Milk"

you realize you dont have to copy past everything the post youre replying too? if you need context people can just hover above the post you mong

Tuna can dan

I knew it

Phil

The Package

Are you a bottom bear or top bear?
Asking for a finn

>our international relevance is predicated on the fact that Germany ruined Europe not once, but twice
US influence is directly your fault.

>but twice

Three times

brain
the fact that I'm a genius is just a coincidence though

los yanquis no teneis ni puta idea de ingles y vais a saber español vete a paseo parguela

I mean, we can stretch it out pretty far depending on whether you're Catholic or a Romeaboo, but... neither of those events caused the USA to become a superpower

Most of US history boils down to slapping injuns and Mexicans, failing to invade Canada, and otherwise jerking off in our own little corner of isolationism by ourselves. By dragging us into two world wars, Germany and Japan created a monster.

Dipi or dipy, i dont know what it means.

hey pikachu on drugs

I don't have one