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*Heelies into /brit/ again*
Alri lads

interesting
*punches myself in the head repeatedly until I forget what you just said*
ahhh, much better

I saw Greater London for the first time in my life yesterday, and I didn't think "Wow, a black guy in Cheshire?".
No.
I thought how exciting it would be to talk to him, uncovering what made him as rugged as he is. I thought about how nice it would be to learn about his life, and learn about the world I never saw.
I pictured talking to him, eyes darting like those of a drug addict, looking anywhere else but in his eyes.
I pictured him princess carrying me with ease, to a bed. I pictured him, still with his clothes on, unclothing me, and rubbing my silky-smooth pale skin with his rough hands, and me, squirming lady-like.
I pictured him unclothing himself in a slow manner, drawing it out, so I can have a good look at his body.
I imagined him slipping his dark hands under my underwear, and jostling my tiny cock, rubbing his rough, scaly fingers on the precum-covered, sensitive tip of my small penis.
I imagined... and I imagined....

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cracking bod shame about face
would still have a go if i wasn't a virgin freak

I know it's a high stage but this is weird, right?

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nope women are strong they dont need men x

The Man from Another Place is far too large.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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utterly forgot toilberg had given me homework and here i am posting on brit like an idiot. what am i like

>Muslims hate these animals
Makes me want to join the EDL tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY

me

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we live in a society

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No and I wouldn't feel bad about it

17/18 year olds are the thinking man’s girlfriend

belter

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umm they just don't eat them haha
you're the reason why they get killed

is it ok to cancel a date with a girl you've known for a while

made the last 4 thread editions in a row, won't be making the next one

me, the frog

dinner: just a massive bowl of broccoli and carrots slathered in gravy

#SheAintPlayin

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=Zq-5sEOXof4

toilberg worked me like a nigger today

White men reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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youtube.com/watch?v=rC95MEenIxA

>You and me bae
>How 'bout it?

bbc.com/news/av/world-africa-44251817/formula-1-axcil-jefferies-africa-s-first-black-f1-driver
>Formula 1: Axcil Jefferies - Africa's first black F1 driver?
Thought he was going to be proper African black but no

no

Literally the only reason Jews and Muzzies don't eat pork is because they're desert people and pigs are water intensive animals.

is lewis hamilton not black

So, this is the power of the financial capital of the world.....
bbc.com/news/uk-44381757

just kicked an unnamed man of african origin up the arse

whats with the commie flag

incorrect

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Black man told me white french women are sick and tired of white french males being pussies.

it's ok we voted breggsit so the brown people will go away now

odd that i’m travelling europe on student NEETbux while wagies are pulling their hair out

really it is odd tbqh

I only eat the muslim pigs

honestly kind of grateful for the whole anti-white shenanigans going on today
woke me up and gave me a reason to start giving a shit again

reading the communist manifesto

based

Greater Paris

>tattoos
dropped

make up something

what does it say in relation to gamers

Kelly Kelly, always

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youtube.com/watch?v=FC-JhQ1p7nw

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nah they're talking about a black man from africa
i'm sure there's been white african f1 drivers

reckon if we killed all the niggers this would stop

he's a mutt

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nothing to lose but your k-d

I don't understand feminist types, they do everything in their power to emasculate white men then cry when white men don't act like men

You can't have your cake and eat it too

i would've filmed it for the lads on /brit/
not even joking

google says he was born in slough

Stacy Keibler

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group A is not group B

write a letter to your mp lad

nah they're all the same init

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why would jacob rees mogg care what happens in london

poo wank fart cunt

women don't know what they want
and they won't stop until they get it

based

Holy fucking shit! How will feminists recover from this?!

she deserved it, definitely. nothing about the race of her attacker. hmmm

haha classic Jow Forums

It's a nice song, thanks.

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look at the arm and that room hahahaha
imagine how many hours he's spent honing that useless skill

would have joined in desu

guy at work asked what I did with my day off and I didn't have anything to respond with other than "stuff", even after he pushed me

fuck off

haha youre right he doesn't care about our country, try theresa or someone

no that would've been racist as it was clearly an attacker of colour

reminder that feminists and limp-wristed numales literally deserve to be robbed and stabbed by moped gangs

it's a crime to look at a woman in nottinghamshire, men don't know where they stand any more

chivalry IS dead, you made sure of that you silly bint

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would have knocked you off the top rope if you gave me that response

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>a Greek female pensioner of undetermined social class

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my contribution to post-modernist art :))

remember when I had my first middle class gf and I invited her to the Chelsea flower show (aunt had connections) and she looked at me as if I was some sort of bent freak

Middle class people aren't what their stereotypes describe them to be lads

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this is what black on black violence looks like

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