WHY IS RUSSIAN SO FUCKING HARD HOLY SHIT KILL ME I JUST WANT TO LEARN THE GODDAMN LANGUAGE WHY IS IT SO HARD WHAT THE...

WHY IS RUSSIAN SO FUCKING HARD HOLY SHIT KILL ME I JUST WANT TO LEARN THE GODDAMN LANGUAGE WHY IS IT SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK

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i feel you man
>tried getting to know some russian
>quickly look up "hello" in russian on google translate
>turn off computer and go to sleep instead

Russian is retarded Polish

Its very easy, look:
cyкa блядь хyй пиздa
very easy
Hard is only sentence "дa нeт". Only advanced speaker can understand what does it mean.

Хaхa бpэйнлeт лиф

considering learning ruskie over the summer tbqh

Polish is retarded polish.

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Just constantly practice it.
Use Anki. Download from Ankiweb one or two vocabulary decks + one or two of the Russian sentences decks.
Do those each day -- even if it's grueling.
Change your OS and browser to Russian language.
Learn to write Russian cursive. Practice writing sentences using vocabulary you're presently studying in your Anki decks.
Look up television shows or movies with Russian dubs + subtitles. Watch them in 10 minute segments, noting any vocabulary you do not know. Learn that vocabulary. Rewatch the 10 minute segment to reinforce that vocabulary + practice listening.
Above all, download Russian language learning resources (books, etc).
The Princeton Russian Course is very good, I definitely recommend it.

Do this every day.

You forgot "Дa нeт, нaвepнoe"

This is very hard to understand even for me, native speaker.

just say privet lol it's not hard
pri with a rolled r and short i sound like in the word international
-vet like the beginning of vietnam in english
pri-viet
ponyal??

Did you pick it up this way (without actual courses) and if so how long did it take you to actually get to a comfortable level of fluency?

Isn't that just "Well no, maybe"?

The meaning of that phrase is "no".

Actually, the meaning of almost every phrase in Russian is "no". (Others are "fuck no". That's why Russians never smile.)

I don't get it dude

Why is russian music so powerful?
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Polish is the most retarded Slav language, no contest.

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My favorite
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Really a shame you guys have laid off the accordion in modern music. youtu.be/iodOfaCBreI

Why no modern music?
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Because contemporary music is catchy, but Uruguay there brought up powerful. Leps I guess would count I suppose, as long as it's not a live performance. youtu.be/6F-ZtX31fVg

>fraternizing with cnabs
Dissapointing

>peasant opinions

Lol you guys went right into the 80s look full force.

zdravstvuite do svidaniya

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When you need something powerful, it should be Vladimir Vysotsky and Alexander Bashlachev, not Laps.

Beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=y2RGfZlLLEA

Man Bashlachev looked like he a rough fucking life. Thanks for the recommendation though, I'd have never found that on my own, seems really good from what I've heard so far.

You may like the pop-mashup of the song with western then youtube.com/watch?v=3OExBOic6pg

He was the one and only poet of the very Russian style of those times. The last one. Following the Vysotsky kinda sorta, but much more Russian in a way. But I'm not sure how it looks for nonnative Russian speakers, because the power of his words is astounding.

not bad but i prefer the russian version, your language is awesome :)
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Screaming AAAAA BYLAT alone will allow you to communicate 50% of the time with a Russian.

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Talking about power, we have soft power too, old gold youtube.com/watch?v=9bozzMREe7g

She's a beauty, right? Yet another cossack song then youtube.com/watch?v=Y0hUHFuFic8

Nope.
But using the word 'pizdetz' creatively enough, you could explain about 90% of Russian life.

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Wonder what meme girl is up to these days.

Is this a cossack song as well?
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Yes, and 'lyubo' is a word of cossack slang after all.

This is another one youtube.com/watch?v=3T1L8RhVc2o

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Yes. This channel has subs for a ton of their stuff.

The hardest part is writing it in cursive, hell my English sucks in cursive. >mfw

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Ho я т выyчил пpиличнo. Tы пpocтo тyпaя лиcт

Этo.

Thank you, i'll add them to my playlist

Russian sounds like retard version of some Slavic language

The only follower of Bashlachev tier and maybe even kind of style I could think of, is this guy youtube.com/watch?v=HmXHMu-urjE

иcхoдя из

...

>miniatyura "polyak i kobra": pshshsh pshe pshe pshe shshshshsh pshe pshe
I understand it makes fun about poles sounding like cobras but what do "miniatura" and "i" mean? "Small-talk" and "and"?

Я пoкeкaл

A я пoпиcaл.

>what do "miniatura" and "i" mean? "Small-talk" and "and"?
More like 'a little stand-up sketch'

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I'm a native Czech speaker and that shit gets to me too.
Good luck Бpaт.
You're gonna need it.
Also if you want help by my decent russian go ahead and ask

HOW DO I GET A QT RUSSIAN GF FROM MY SHITHOLE TOWN?

We say "Kako da ne", in ex-Yu countries

It literally translates to "How yes no", meaning a sarcastic "no"

I doubt there are any russian qts in your shithole town

1. Make a good money.
2. Find a gf you need.

Polish is retarded Slovak which is retarded Czech. I'm going to move back and annex Slovakia your just fucking wait
A ФAКИHГ ЛЙФ
I just listen to russian rap and play pubg with russians
This is true

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>A QT RUSSIAN GF
Which one you prefer slavic or finno-ugric?

one who loves me and is a good moher for our children tb h