What happens here?

What happens when you let a bus driver run a country

You two are literally, LITERALLY, the same. So much so that you should be the same country, which you were.

at least we know he is good at driving

Shut the FUCK uop Venezuela is n*Gtoid while Colombia is over 70% white

>A latin american bus driver
>Good at driving
lmao no

Socialistic utopia

They're feeling the bern

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joke
your head

>Murders and starvation
You forgot kidnappings.

>What happens when you let a bus driver run a country
My mom's father was a bus driver. Him running a country would be a terrible thing.

Things happen there
t. conoissseur

>You two are literally, LITERALLY, the same.
What are you talking about? There's radically different people between states in this country in appearance, accent, beliefs, culture etc., let alone compared to Venezuela. Or are you telling me you can't tell apart a north mexican from a southern one? There's a reason people here can identify venezuelans instantly. They speak differently, they act differently, they have different political beliefs and all of this before they even identify themselves as being from Venezuela. The reason they're not wanted anymore is because they're coming in by the dozens of thousands per day to the point that they're affecting the economy of Norte de Santander, even our lefties want to block their entrance at this point.

>Things happen there
>t. conoissseur
How cheap are Venezuelan prostitutes now?

>sozholism is when duh gibmind does healthcore and college tuition
Hello cletus

>Or are you telling me you can't tell apart a north mexican from a southern one?
I can't.

dunno man, but some months ago the local whores went on strike complaining about unfair competition for fuck's sake

It depends, at least here in the andes venezuelans stick like sore thumb because they are mulatto and we are castizo. I do agree that they and our costeños are the same thing. Perhaps the only venezuelans who pass in my region are those from Tachira and Merida which are actually an extension of the Santander region

communism

>dunno man, but some months ago the local whores went on strike complaining about unfair competition for fuck's sake
ROFL that's pretty amusing.

im talking to this venezuelan chick. she says she doesnt go out anymore at night to party cause she doesnt feel safe. she gets bored a lot.

I'm talking to the mexican, I always see them shitflinging about north mexicans being this and southerners being that, kind of like how brazilians constantly mention how south Brazil is the only good part of the country.

>I do agree that they and our costeños are the same thing
Are those the ones that fuck donkeys?

>kind of like how brazilians constantly mention how south Brazil is the only good part of the country.

Only southern hicks do this. Sao Paulo is the only good part of Brazil.

dunno if they actually do it, but that meme does come from the caribbean coastal region

The ones that live in farms in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, yes.

I thought Colombians were triracial?

south brazil is white

Sure thing cybervoluntario

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jej

Around 25% of the population is trirracial. THe remaining 75% is a different shade of native-spanish/leb mix between 50% and 80% euro

to be fair, venezuelans are the same thing as this The difference is that we are much more racially segragated by region, while they are more mixed and homogenous on average

LA REVOLUCION BOLIVARIANA

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Not an argument, Milton.

XXI century socialism.
Very bad.

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They are trying socialism but let American led opposition run inside the country.

we are taking all the Colombian women

youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6jjG1WDsY

colombian girls are the easiest though

Same, but in reverse. We are taking all the Venezuelan women
t. been with a Maracucha last year

but you are right to an extent. Just like your girls find us exotic, our gals find you exotic and that fact alone lead them to want to fuck each other

How do you guys find each other exotic when you're literally right next to each other?

Accent. The venezuelan accent on girls literally makes my dick diamonds. On men, it is faggy af

I honestly can't tell apart the Venezuelan and Colombian accents

My birthplace :^)

>Venezuela
>Approximately 1200 kidnappings per year
>Kidnapping rate has increased by 1716% over the last 11 years

Does anyone know the math to calculate by which year the entire Venezuelan population should've been kidnapped?

According to some leftists here, happiness, wealth and freedom.

commies n shiet

brothers

What can I buy with 1 euro in Venezuela?

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There's nothing to buy, so nothing

couple of oil wells probably

the president

that's unironically not much, cause nobody sells/do stuff at the offical exchange rate

half of the country and 1k women