/cum/ Canada, USA, Mexico

I dislike anzu, plus we used to post about TPB and twin peaks all the time

Im capitalist.

replace anzu with any other generic whore then and its perfect

What would be my ideal state and city in the United States?

I search.

places where autumn never happens

places where winter never happens

places that are only warm and hot all year round

places with very low temperature differences throughout the year

a city where soccer is the most popular sport and where the MLS team is the most popular, the most important and the most successful

Places where you never needed autumn or winter clothes

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and THOTS

go bug /mls/, fernando

not letting you post this

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ok buds time for WORK AAAAAAAAA
not even the gf anymore...

>choose all bridges
>only image is a 'no entry' sign

planned on posting this

>havent smoked since 4/20
>factory reset my phone yesterday
>didn't realize I deleted my dealers number

welp

>choose all non-losers
>all i see is >90625233

>smoking the devil's cabbage

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>tfw you were never molested by your cute teacher as a child

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haha, fucking midgets

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low blow

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Back from the gym, buds!
Many Asian men today! Not many muscular ones, but alot of new faces!

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Like my shirt?bought it for you sexy

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Quite enjoy this new gimmick.

I'm worried that the guy that's going to be my boyfriend finally grew the balls to talk to other women

Anyone ever use Uber?

Sometimes if it's past the buss times at night

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yah. Lyft or uber, theyre the same thing

Oh baby, let me lay my eggs in you~

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Damn, every Mexican channel on TV right now has a thot on it.
Even the commercials

I watched my hunky daddy undress in his room through the keyhole. He’s about to pleasure himself, I knew it! My cock got rock hard. I wonder what my dad uses to help him cum. Fuck. I want his cock so badly… He’s such a sexy alpha male… I want…

Wait, wait WHAT? What is he doing?! He’s… Oh FUCK! FUCK! My dad is a fucking muscle slut! He’s fucking himself with a dildo and he’s so fucking hard while it pounds his fuck hole! NO! NO NO NO NO! How is it possible… How is it possible that my daddy is a muscle bitch, a total bottom, a nasty shameless fuck toy… How is it… Oh god… Oh god I’m cumming no it’s not right oh fuck I’m cumming!!!

MAKE NO
MISTAKE GIIIIRL,
I STILL LOVE YOU

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youtu.be/4ZMmqiBkObE

youtu.be/4ZMmqiBkObE

why are there two threads

the other one isn't /cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=2kVtEdisM0A

he did it, buds. Yeezy did it

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It is.

not it isnt you fucking mega brainlet

NO IT AIN'T

also, which one of y'all is this?

>y'all

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I'm truly sad that I was born brown.
I would probably have a gf, and have been raised in a much better life if I were white.
That's why I'm not having children desu. Cycle has to stop.

my husband

Sperm in my eye

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add me on discord

post discord ;)

i rarely use it

>born wh*Te
>ugly as heck
>doomed to being mistreated and neglected while also not being able to capitalize on 'muh racism' or 'muh exoticism' points
I feel you, bud. My ugliness will die with me.

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>go to work
>mom decides to spend hours doing her hair instead of cooking anything
>everyone else watching tv
ah yes, the family

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He's coming....

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oh my....

>Apply to place online
>No reply back
>Months later they are holding open interviews for the position and lowered the qualifications for it
Should I show up to the interview? I'm not sure if it'll be a repeat again.

ate a delicious red delicious apple

how are you guys doing?

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>work at grocery store
>leave for school, come back next summer
>naturally grocery store is hiring
>try to get rehired,never get a callback despite already knowing how shit works there
>this has been happening for 5 years, but I never get rehired, while dumb high schoolers always get hired and fired

made a thread

havent ate an apple in 8 years

Why are asian women so best and white women so trash?

you have to be 18 to post here

What is the best substitute for being high on opiates?

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t. btfo'd wh*te woman

getting drunk

anyone know how i make mp4s into webms?

being in love, my friend

ffmpeg -i your-file.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -pass 1 -b:v 1000K -threads 1 -speed 4 \
-tile-columns 0 -frame-parallel 0 \
-g 9999 -aq-mode 0 -an -f webm /dev/null

then

ffmpeg -i your-file.mp4 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -pass 2 -b:v 1000K -threads 1 -speed 0 \
-tile-columns 0 -frame-parallel 0 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 25 \
-g 9999 -aq-mode 0 -c:a libopus -b:a 64k -f webm your-file.webm

thank you desu

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reading the good book

wish i had a smaller penis desu

this

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>tfw gf is a birgin
Feels good

>birgin

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>bagina

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guys

buds

y'all

whomst

made a thread

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kek

I slammed my head on my doorframe because I'm a moron (not even drunk) and fell on the ground. It's bleeding and I have a small cut on my forehead from the door frame. I don't feel dizzy or sick or anything other than the sting of the cut so I don't think it was that hard. I'm icing it and cleaned the cut and bandaged it. Am I OK?

you gonna be ok fren

>libs projected to get ELEVEN seats

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make your peace

Thank that's all i needed to hear. I'm icing it because a small bump is forming but I kind of freaked out and called my mom and told her about it and talked to her for 15 minutes and she thinks I'm ok too. I've been standing and I'm not dizzy or throwing up or anything.

Now I might have a beer and just watch a movie because I feel like a fucking dumbass.

bought 12 pints of strawberries
making some jam tonight

Sure breh, relax. :)

FOB

tfw no 2.5 liter 5 cylinder turbocharged gf

Is anime posting a sin?

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