Which country rivalry has the best banter?

Which country rivalry has the best banter?

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Palestine and Israel, i wish a thread with both.

Sweden and Finland have really comfy banter.

Svenerishke and saami.

South Korea and Japan.

Saudi Arabia vs Israel

Greece and Trukey

Not Denmark. You know you're a joke of a nation when you have to steal all your banter from the fucking americans.

Denmark and Iceland.

>Funniest bantz
South east Asians
Russians vs Baltic states

>Most cringily tryhard bantz
South Americans

>Most eloquent* bantz (in English)
Brits

>Most autistic
America vs Canada

>Angriest bants
Yugos and Meds

>least funny
Germans

>Strangest
Scandis vs Scandis

Northern Europeans and Americans

Malaysia-Indonesia
We constantly shittalk each other and claim each others cuisine but the moment someone else fucks with either of us, they gon get it
>See: Crispy Rendang

Historically, Greece.

After Philip II's invasion of southern Greece and receiving the submission of other key city-states, he turned his attention to Sparta and asked menacingly whether he should come as friend or foe; the reply was "Neither".
Losing patience, he sent the message:
>You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.
The Spartan ephors again replied with a single word:
>If.
Subsequently, neither Philip nor his son Alexander the Great attempted to capture the city.

Russians plus Butthurt Belters = bad.

South Korea-Japan is a fucking cringefest

>You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.

I see where the Russians got their banter from

Burundi and Rwanda would be interesting.

Portugal and Spain

During the Battle of Arnhem, Walter Harzer, commanding the near 16,000 strong 9th SS Panzer Division, sent his batman to the massively outnumbered 740 British paratroops holding the north end of the bridge to "discuss terms of surrender". The paras commander, Johnnie Frost replied "Sorry, we don't have the facility to take you all prisoner."

Mexico and Mexico

kys

NOT spics

israel and palestine because that's actual banter and not some reddit-tier shit

There have been numerous threads with both and we get along quite well, it's the diaspora Palis in western countries who are insufferable butthurt retards.

I'd say the Sweden/Denmark/Finland/Norway banter is the best. Also Pakis and Indians, Macedonians and Bulgarians, and Brits and Russians.

Poland and Russia
It's been diluted since summer though

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Estonia vs Philippines

definitely Japan and Korea

They're bantering themselves.

Japanese and Zainichi Korean in Japan

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>WHIIIIIRRRRR
>AHH HELP ME!

India vs pak vs Bangladesh vs Nepal vs Sri Lanka.

t. posts same "banter" every day

>>Strangest
Couldn't we get a quality rating like the others?

Hungary and Romania

get off me

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