>be european
>get ran over
>be american
>get shot
>be asian
>get mauled by an escalator
>be from oceania
>get bitten by a poisonous spider
South america is the safest place on the planet
Be european
Landon Rivera
James Campbell
Tyler Long
i afraid of machetes
Josiah Walker
>be south america
>get shot, tortured, hanged from bridge and beheaded over a pair of flip flops
Dominic Nelson
The people of South America are the real animals.
Otherwise I'd live in Argentina or Chile myself.
Ryan Bennett
>be mexican*
Juan Carter
t. connor martinez juarez
Luis Kelly
Lmao no offence but parts of Sudamerica are Africa tier. I would never go to Ecuador or Venezuela, maybe Argentina but thats it.
Alexander Sanchez
Are Brazilians even human?
Nolan Sanders
>Brazil.
kys mutt.
Juan Sanchez
What the fuck did i say? Fucking fatty whats so hard to understand? Your country is shit lmao. Have fun dying in a war lmao
Grayson Thomas
>be argentinian
>The cold-blooded murder of a bus driver in Great Buenos Aires renewed calls this week for greater security on public transport.
>The men are alleged to have demanded a free ride on the 620 bus on Sunday afternoon. Alcarez had refused to yield to their demands, obliging them to pay. When they got off the bus, one of the men opened fire on the 26-year-old driver, according to witnesses.
>The 26-year-old driver of the 620 bus line in La Matanza, Greater Buenos Aires, had swapped his Monday shift in order to spend time with his four-year-old daughter on her birthday.
Mason Young
Get ran over, shot, bitten by a poisonous spider, stuck in a collapsed building and punched to death
James Ortiz
>be argentinian
>get shot by a bolivian
Hudson Perez
What the fuck did i say? Fucking fatty whats so hard to understand? Your country is shit lmao. Have fun dying in a war lmao
Alexander Parker
>Be south american
>Be starved by your government
>Got to actual war over soccer
Carter Walker
>city called la matanza
>takes those news seriously
Lmao arent you europeans supposed to be smart? What a bunch of faggy apes lmao
Levi Martinez
Learn how to reply properly. Haha fucking americans are they always this dumb. Of course not hahaha youre are retarded
Nolan Thompson
>Lmao no offence but parts of Sudamerica are Africa tier.
Which parts?
Mason Wood
Benjamin Sanchez
All of Ecuador and Venezuela, parts of Brazil, most of Guyana.