The year is 1632

>be Finn
>live in a hut made out of shit and clay
>Men in blue and yellow arrive to your shithut
>Forcefully draft you into their army to travel southwest to fight and die for the King
>forced to participate when Swedes genocide catholics
>die on some shitty field in Germany
What did Swedes mean by this? Why did we treat Finns so poorly?

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Okay this is epic. I'm always down for some Finnish genocide

Think about the two poor Finnish recruits in the OP. Not much more than boys, forced to travel to foreign lands and die for the Swedish King. Should Swedes apologize to Finns for this? Or was it perhaps, dare I say, justified?

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I love the fact that these images are made by actual finns. Like, there's a point where you go from just harmlessly laughing at yourself to genuine self-loathing, and they have passed it by a mile.

These images are hilarious. Where do they come from?

>be swedish empire
>the average age of death for soldiers is 15 years old
it was a brutal empire inspired by greedy protestants plundring of catholic wealth

Did you know that we forced Finns to participate in the massacre of Danes in Scania when we ended the rebellion of the Danes there? Could it, dare I say, be argued that Finns were just as bad as us Swedes since they did what we told them to? Like our little wardogs with bloody teeth

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it's just one funny finnish dude making them ^^
he's nice

This, it fucking sucked for both Swedes and Finns. Only the King and his military elite prospered. Also fuck OP for his hate against Finns

They are made by a really nice Finnish guy in the Swedish General. He is called Finnanon

I have nothing against putting lazy savages to good use

So is there any beef between Finns and Swedes to this day?

not really. i don't really even know anything about finns. it's like any other eastern european country. hard to know what they are like when we don't speak the same - or even a similar language.

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And the same wasn't done to swedes in Sweden?

Kys faggot slut bitch

It was glorious.

Ah, but would you perhaps then agree that the Finns were also responsible for the crimes that the Swedish Empire committed, for example the Deluge where 33% of Poland-Lithuania's population were killed. Or the Thirty Years war when catholic germans were invaded and slaughtered, and then we even executed the prisoners of war. Or why not the hundreds of thousands of dead slavs that we sent to hell during the Great Northern War? Can you really only blame Swedes, or are Finns also responsible?

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wtf why are you so rude

Under Swedish rule did Finns have a separate ethnic identity or did they consider themselves swedes?

The year is 2018

>be swedish
>live in some disgusting commie block
>black men arrive to your building
>forcefully make you watch while they rape and impregnate all your female relatives and friends
>force you to raise the resulting mutts
>die because you are thrown a grenade while taking them to school

I would say most of us are good friends and we've always been allies, even when our government forbid us from interfering in the Winter War we had ten thousand Swedes volunteer to fight for Finland. Sadly, Finns are forced to learn Swedish in school which makes some of them dislike us.

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smutskasta inte fin(n)user

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who knows? as i said, i don't know anything about Finland or it's history or culture.

Is the one on the left genuinely retarded?

Everyone was drafted, Finland was just considered Eastern Sweden at the time.

They were just another province, but there are many different kinds of Finns. Ostrobothnians are very different from Karelians, Helsinkians are not the same as people from Savolax, etc. Just like a Swede from Gotland is not the same as a Swede from Värmland.

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how rude, he's just a finn

No he's just Finnish

You never went to school? How the fuck do you not know anything about our closest neighbour?

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>closest neigbour.
they don't even speak our fucking language, retard.
our closest neighbour is norway.

Could it, if I may be so bold, be argued that the conquest of Finland was justified?

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>they don't even speak our fucking language, retard.
Brainlet spotted. Unlike Norway they actually do. Their culture is way closer to ours than that of n*Rway too.

>they don't even speak our fucking language

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historically and geographically most of sweden is closer to finland
norwegians are brothers too, but more of a cultural and blood bond
finland was an integrated part of the swedish realm and therefore deserves a special place in our hearts
im glad it's going well for them

>Brainlet spotted. Unlike Norway they actually do.
lmao. finnish isn't even based on germanic. it is incomprehensible.
why do you want to be our friend so much, pekka? we don't think about you, ever. no one knows anything about you.

No. Swedes are best bros.

However, there's some controversy with the old fashioned Finland swedes in my area. I live in one of those cities with huge Finland swede population.

I remember my grandma telling about how arrogant some of the rich swedes were during the wartimes, and how my grandpa was regularly harashed by them. I also remember my grandma telling me that some shady swede tried to rape her but she got away. But yeah, the older generation of them still kinda have this rich arrogant aura. Especially those who refuse to speak Finnish and want every service in Swedish. They don't want to even speak English.

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They learn Swedish in school, dumbfuck. Pretty much every Swede knows about Finland and has taken the Finland ferry at least once. Why do you hate Finland so much, Mustafa?

Here is the true redpill: Svens and Pekkas are both peasants, the true master race is the ÅLAND BULL, the ideal mix of Sweden and Finland. Prove me wrong ( you can't )

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>trying to meme this cutesy relationship that never was a thing
you know as well as i do that outside of Jow Forums no swede would ever consider finland close to sweden.
we were their superiors and it wasn't a relationship based on mutuall respect. they were our de facto slaves.

delete this thread you autist, Finns are our bros

>Pretty much every Swede knows about Finland
wrong

>and has taken the Finland ferry at least once
lmao. now i get it. you guys are stockholm cucks. you think your local cultural thing applies to all of sweden.

>Why do you hate Finland so much, Mustafa?
i don't hate them, i'm just beign realistic about our relationship with them.

Vad snackar du om? Finländare hade exakt samma rättigheter som svenskar. Det var straffbart med döden att döda en Svensk eller en Finsk, men om du sköt en dansk eller norrman så blev det bara böter.

>you know as well as i do that outside of Jow Forums no swede would ever consider finland close to sweden.
lol you're retarded
finns and people of finnish heritage are everywhere in the country, we even had a coin minted for the separation with finland

>you think your local cultural thing applies to all of sweden.
Right, you're from Malmö and you automatically assume that the rest of the country also worship Allah

no our shared nobles was everyones superiors
they abused the lands they governered equally

>tfw probably stepped over some dead finns

no one aside frrom norrlänningar and st*ckholmers cares about finnland, pekka.

read some history books. swedes were landlords who had finnish slaves to do work for them in exchange for a shitty house.
it was basically feudalism.

>no one aside from ½ the country cares
alright buddy
go worship denmark or iraq or whatever you do over there

east coast is more like 2/3
if only we had genocided the danes more carefully

fuck finland og nord sverige

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I love this meme

Thanks, Sweden

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detta. hell seger danske broder.

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I agree OP. Fuck Cuckapeliittas.
We shouldn't consider them our heroes but pawns of the Swedes.

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I think the images are funny but I don't get that one power tripping swede

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Fuck Denmark and Scanian dogs

Daily reminder for you g*rmanoid n*rdcuck faggots

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All the credit should go to Finland imo

Definitely. It's a Finnish guy making it. Finns are the masters of memesmithing, Swedes suck at memes for the most part.

Guys you are so stupid.
Finns are not real (aka biological) people. It's a programmed bot, like neuro-mind, created for internet to entertain other people.
Tl; dr they're not exist

this is so cringy and historically inaccurate

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he's larping as a dane

redpilled

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This doesn't make sense considering Scania is the area where all the muslims are located

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Northern and Central Swedes will bring about the end of Sweden. Based half-Finns.

comfy

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nope, they are ALL over svealand and götaland.
but sure, you demonic swedes sent us immigrants first to try to destroy our nationalism. it didn't work though.

>be Swede
>be able to fight exhausted Germans in the north
>immediately die when you meet well equipped Austrian imperial troops further south

Bis hierher und nicht weiter kamen die schwedischen Reiter.

>unironically identifying as "Scanian"
cringe. They are mostly concentrated in Scania though. What's your capital again? Oh that's right, Malmö. Tfw I live on Gotland where it's something like 99% swedish, feels good man

Schwedentrunk awaits you, a*smutt

>forced to participate when Swedes genocide catholics
what's the problem tbw

gotland is only 68% white, achmed, and your accent has been degraded by stockholmer tourists. you are nothing but a shitty little island now. more worthless than öland.

>lying this much

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i bet you didn't even know who founded gotland.
i bet you are not a true gotlander, just s st*ckholm invader

Based greatest ally

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>half

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>be Austrian
>send your glorious Germany state-let mercenaries
>loses in Saxony
>loses in Brandenburg
>loses in Silesia
>mobilize a glorious Italian reinforcement
>lose in Franconia
>Swedes get stopped by Czechs

>be Austrian
>see X attack Y
>immediately mobilize your glorious Austrian Imperial army of Magyars, Czechs, Slovaks and Croats

Ah yes, Austrian """""military"""" history, a romantic comedy

It's funny actually, the man who delivered the final blow to our King Gustavus Adolphus during the battle of Lutzen as a Croat. The king was wounded from swords and bullets and his horse had been a killed, then a Croat shot him in the head and he died. Some Germans and Austrians have claimed this kill, however.

good riddance to a fat faggot.

Don't disrespect the King dude

why does the fingol have a football shirt on him when most football fans are literally the opposite of pic related? it should be a hockey jersey instead

It's usually light banter with a lot of homo jokes about Swedes

A quote I once heard from a Finn when talking about hockey went something like this

>I don't care if Finland wins, as long as Sweden lose

Kys

*puss på snoppen*

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this thread made me sad

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rember the happy ttimes

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Can you stop. I got unlucky enough to have a pure Swedish mother and pure Danish father which both hate each other but refuse to divorce because they’re both catholic and this thread reminds me of their fighting ;-;

>both catholic
doubt.jpg
we are protestant countries lad

>Joining the army on the year Gustavus Adolphus dies
No

it's so cringy when swedes post these.

remove the finnish headgear from the apus and you have a perfect representation of what happened back home. 99% of all people were oppressed back then, and it had nothing to do with ethnicity.

Catholics exist you know. They’re fucking rare though. In fact, that’s basically the only reason they got married.

>>be average swede
>>live in a hut made out of shit and clay
>>Men in blue and yellow arrive to your shithut
>>Forcefully draft you into their army to travel southwest to fight and die for the King
>>die on some shitty field in Germany
what did people boasting that the same king that ruled over their shit-digging peasant ancestors also ruled another country's shit-digging peasant ancestors mean by this?

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Chatolicks should be shot on sight tbqh-
The dissenter acts where a mistake.

We didn't have serfdom

If the Pope gave Henry his fucking divorce, your country I have a good feeling would have been blockaded to dust.

So do like all swedes hate Stockholm? Shame since the scenery and the buildings there are very beautiful in my opinion.

All the major trading powers in the north where firmly prostestant/calvinist you utter retard.

>Be Swede, boast about your stormaktstid
>Have your greatest king shot in Norway, making you run with your tails between your legs back to St*ckholm
What did the somali mean by this?

Oho

Carl XVI is still alive though.

it's a figure of speech, the point remains the same