Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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I hate this board so fucking much.

lurk moar

deep down you really love us

based

i wish a hot girl let me touch her for free

what do breasts feel like?

nice

I have a boner now

same

ses

I already had one.

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Spanish beaches
best $10 ive ever spent is buying sun glasses that lasted 3 days of a Pajeet there

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its pasta

suka

what?
you sure you posted in the right thread?

The cringiest one I've ever read.

First thing in the morning, what do I see? A pile of shit staring at me. I close my eyes, I step away. No matter where I go, there’s no getting away. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?

I step out on the street. What do I smell? Shit that’s stinky to high hell. I hold my breath, I step away. But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit. Let’s see now. Let me check. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

yes this is a teat thread

Poo in the loo

boobies

Woah is this Enjinight?

no her breasts are much smaller

I'm not falling for your tricks, you dumb slut

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bags of sand

Tessa Fowler

This is British tier posting, kill yourself

She looks like her

someone post the vocaroo

this

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did he died

this?
youtube.com/watch?v=YQSukpCDf5o

There was another picture that accompanied this one. About her friend posting it without her permission, it was what made it funny

too bad it was fake

Really hope you didn't actually take the time to write this

Everything is fake

salty coins fresh from the mint

or a butt sans muscles

breasts have muscles

shes a pornstar my man

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At least he didn't die thirsty

you’re not supposed to tell them that

best thread on Jow Forums right now

Why have you done this?

Why are women such cumsluts

For those unaware, most (like 90%) girls have a minor bdsm fetish. It's nothing too crazy, but most girls like to be restrained during sex. (It's a holdover from the times in our past when sex wasn't the cozy wooing it is today, their phenotypes express themselves for this event and made them enjoy it. Yeah, it's kind of weird). Light bondage, light choking, it turns a girl on. Full on rough sex? DP and Gangbangs? That's the sign of an MK Ultra'd girl or a girl that got the business end of a male relative's dick. Don't even bother with trash on your dick, there's 3 billion women, and your body wants to dick as many as possible. Just from a numbers standpoint alone, it's inefficient.

Light bondage, make a girl cum and look her in the eyes when she cums, and she's yours. If you do it like 10 times or so, she's emotionally hooked on you. This is why women always have on again off again relationships, because the guy got her to cum but doesn't have the intelligence to put a ring on it. A female's orgasm is basically a giant flood of oxytocin, which tells her brain "Hey bitch, this guy is the one." Keep it up and she'll stay with you forever. A woman's brain is all chemicals, same as yours. You're on here for the dopamine rush of the (You), it keeps you coming. The same applies to a woman. Dope her up on oxytocin and her mind gets rewired to you. (This is why sluts exist, they keep wanting the rush of the oxytocin, but only the first guy that gave her the first orgasm can give her the exact same oxytocin rush. Each successive oxtocin rush isn't enough. It's very very hard to keep a slut hooked to you to rewire her brain to adjust to you. )

>b-but
Welcome to the rules of nature bitch.

it's funny because everyone is just trying to imitate aussie shitposting

M-MOMMY THOSE ARE SOME BIG BAZOONGAS HAHA

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that is why we call her rei-chan
this guy knows what’s up. also, avoid redheads.

the perfect amount

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all that blood leaking out his head must have dehydrated him

Man so this is why my first whale practice gf wa so entuhisiastic about offering me anal after i gave her a couple orgasm via cunnilingius

I bet you kiss girls, faggot

kissing girls isnt gay if you dont like it

is it gay if your dick gets hard when you kiss her?

asking for a friend.

Is this mocking or flustered?

both

This is true, I got my virgin first practice gf to eat my ass while jerking me off, I made her my slut and I bet if I talked to her today id be fucking her by tomorrow, even tho I said to her that I never loved her

patrician taste