/brit/

we once littered austrialia with our rapists and murderers and they're doing just fine

*hops out the whip and bernie dances on you*
Heh. Nothing personnel, junior

this is the future of america
and its beatiful

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not really . it was for stuff like getting in debt

>perfidious albion literally stealing our jobs

thenational.scot/news/16270985.UK_Government_denies_claims_of___1_3m__incentive__for_Pinneys_to_move_south/

Roll on indy ref 2

I have my own views on whether it's a good thing that there is a disparity in birth rates between the white population of the UK and ethnic minority populations, but it's not the discussion we're having is it?

>concerted efffort
this is the crucial bit buddy, I genuinely don't believe that there is a secret organisation comprised of Jews that are looking to encourage this to happen for nefarious/profit-making purposes, I'm surprised that's controversial for you

>advocating for, or at least defending
see the thing is i'm literally not doing this. If you want to take this angle I'm actually explaining how this idea could be introduced to the general population without being instantly dismissed, you'd need to drop the bit that I mentioned above before anybody starts taking it seriously as a problem that needs to be addressed. It's far too easy to brush it off as a conspiracy theory and not true/worth worrying about when it's got an underlying assumption of a secret evil Jewish cabal.

just reposting for interest, never had a lad remain civil for so long

the white race has outlived its usefulness, we're all doomed tbqh
sucks to be you lot though, yanks get spic'd and europe's getting bus'd
chinks aren't so bad in comparison

Very concerned about London gangs muscling in on my quaint market town

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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so now that we're leaving the EU and losing all our fucking money, what's the arguement for staying in the union nowadays

haha oops

>not racemixing with the natives
Cunt

what about a shart

If a girl is menstruating then nature is telling you it's acceptable to find her attractive and fuck her

armpits are absolutely honking
not gonna take a shower though

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Nah. Not into poo despite my shitposts.

there needs to be more classy period porn. ones with nice cinematography as if from the film Raw with blood dripping delicately down the thighs

first time back in /brit/ in months and the emma watson poster is still going
you need to sort your life out mate

How? women can't convince when they're menstruating

am literally here almost all day every day so if you want to know who the massive losers are i can point them out

bit of a mess lads, do i just try and get a job at tesco? dont look very normative though

*points my nonce radar at you as it starts to beep*
Yep, you’re a nonce

once the queen dies, the UK will be dissolved

northern ireland will return to ireland, scotland will become it's own nation and england will absorb wales

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I think you'll find the structure beneficial. Plus, even crap work like that is better on the CV than long periods of nothing.

Normative? You don't think very normally either you spastic. Tesco's is too good for you

lmao dood u fucked up ur spelling

should i move out for uni or stay at home and get a car

nature can suck my dick
edit: no i dont mean that way haha but it is legal here lol

Think they make 50 deliveries a day or something, unlikely they would be able to pin point the complaint maker, and even if they did what are they going to do, come and passive aggressively deliver a knuckle sandwich? After ringing the bell first of course.

missed one mate
pasty exports will bring a new era of economic prosperity

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>didn't jerk it

dont think thats true

Ahh haha I'm on the train phoneposting so fucked up

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didn't i?

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Thing is im not too sure what to put on a C.V for tesco or something, I'm not good at faking interest or arse-kissing.
Fuck off cunt, i'm a mess but at least I can say i'm not you

Opened Pandora's box with this one haven't ya

Whoa this thing is off the charts

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Read in the paper about someone who stole some fat birds driveway parking space, apparently it is completely legal to park on someone else's drive and if they move your car they can be done for criminal damage. What a country we live in lads.

whitley bay

wtf i'm fuming now where can i buy this paper?

mentioned

the dog is too old to jump on my bed now but every time i lift him up the old cunt just jumps back down
going to miss him when he dies though, cherish every moment lads

is there any way I can unsubscribe to the window cleaners service?

I am a deeply paranoid person

As long as you have the motivation "I want this job for money" they'll have you
Don't say you "aren't normative" in your CV

wanna go beach

link

Love the humiliation in that "man"'s face. He probably didn't return. Failure of a human.

Nice try but you won’t be doxxing me today

niggums

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5811921/Homeowner-finds-strangers-car-parked-driveway.html

bet you're fun at orgies

AUSTRALIAN

DESIGNATED

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gf called me a virgin

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Just googled a version of it from The Mirror
>It's a long and annoying process. You'll need to obtain an eviction notice from the courts. A solicitor would be able to acquire a civil court's permission to find out the identity of the legal owner, and a judge would then have to order its removal.
>Here's the ridiculous part: all this would probably cost you quite a lot of money. The court would process the order for removal, and that'd leave you with legal fees, perhaps thousands of pounds.
That's fucking idiotic lmao. It's not completely legal it's just equally illegal to move it without a court order.

>I read the Daily Mail

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You are one that's why lmao

where else would i be able to exchange my time and money for sweet sweet indignation

While they look nice I doubt she'll ever be able to have kids, probably hasn't had a period in decades.
So really what's the point?

>everything is false if it is in the dailymail

Jog on Bruce, and don't shit on the path.

>A quick solution is to hire a private tow truck (starting at around £100). But if the car gets damaged, you could be liable to pay for damages (more detail of the complications below).
Oh wait no, you can move it (at your own expense) but it costs money and you're liable for all damages ahahah.

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Or you can just slash its tyres and when the police come to investigate you say you didn't see anything.

didn't say that did he

thinking about it
just hope the weather doesn't turn

I wonder if she's read it.

well if her cctv HAPPENED to be off and the car HAPPENED to be totaled with a sledge hammer, the police can't do anything
swings and roundabouts

>I hate Jordan Peterson
>Do you know what he teaches?
>No anyone who listens to Jordan Peterson is a scumbag huffington post told me so

>Scotland isn't Albion
You ignorant SNPcuck retard

>Albion (Ancient Greek: Ἀλβιών) is the oldest known name of the island of Great Britain. Today, it is still sometimes used poetically to refer to the island. The name for Scotland in the Celtic languages is related to Albion: Alba in Scottish Gaelic, Albain (genitive Alban) in Irish, Nalbin in Manx and Alban in Welsh, Cornish, and Breton. These names were later Latinised as Albania and Anglicised as Albany, which were once alternative names for Scotland.

Civnat separatists don't deserve to breathe

Got a sharpening stone for my garden machete and tested the edge with my finger and cut it quite badly.

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haha yeah women are stoopid *pays money to be told to clean my room*

create a venn diagram of those who listen to jordan peterson and those who have remained virgins into their late 20s and you'll get a perfect circle

Speak softly and suck on a big dick

business idea: burn all the fascist books

oh petal :(

Do you think people take pics of me when I read Proust on the train?

What in the world did you expect?

What are your favourite colloquial old person sayings? I personally like:}
>Hells teeth
>Gordon Bennet
>Christ alive

>hhmmm i wonder if this is sharp

>perfect circle
tired of these unrealistic expectations of roundness

Do you think she's read it?

I hate Peterson but I've listened to him and read some of his stuff before I came to the conclusion that he's an idiot talking nonsense about stuff he knows little to nothing about. The fact you think 'clean your room' is all he has ever said means you obviously have come to your conclusions pre-emptively via memes and not by looking into him and you're probably just as retarded as the people who dote on his every word.

No they dont want to get nov murhvder

sugar butties

Gadzooks!

your indomitable curiosity is the reason man no longer lives in caves surrounded by shit
never stop exploring