/brit/

kill them kindness, that's what I say

in the old days they made posts out of wood
just means making the posts out of metal compounds
hohohohoho

Do northerners call trousers 'pants'?

saw a hummingbird hovering like a foot above my head yesterday but couldn't get a nice picture because my phone's camera couldn't capture it's sheer speed properly

(and that's why you should let racial stereotype name fuck your wife)

what do you all do all day?

shat me pantaloons

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>a qualified and experienced clinical psychologist knows absolutely nothing about human behaviour and traits

I'm so glad /brit/ is full of experts to tell me these """""experts"""""" are always wrong.

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Literally got depressed by listening to an Ed Sheeran song on the radio

>Fifteen years old and smoking hand-rolled cigarettes
>Running from the law through the backfields and getting drunk with my friends
>Had my first kiss on a Friday night, I don't reckon that I did it right
>But I was younger then, take me back to when
>We found weekend jobs, when we got paid
>We'd buy cheap spirits and drink them straight
>Me and my friends have not thrown up in so long, oh how we've grown

>And I'm on my way, I still remember
>This old country lanes
>When we did not know the answers
>And I miss the way you make me feel, it's real
>We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill
>Over the castle on the hill

How can such a nice song be so depressing?

I never had any of this. I had such a boring life. I want to kill myself over a fucking Ed Sheeran song please fucking kill me

No. What made you think that, you weapon?

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critical thinking skills and an awareness of the facts

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>15 year old
>ed sheeran

jesus christ student runts get out of my /brit/

We need to make /brit 25+/ so we don't have to share our thread with these absolute runtoids

Are jews white?

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so we can agree that there are multiple definitions of "genocide," and that what i've described fits at least some definitions, including:
>The United Nations Genocide Convention, which was established in 1948, defines genocide as "acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial or religious group"
and if you don't think that definition of genocide describes something inherently evil, then we'll just have to agree to disagree
if you can't immediately see why genocide (as defined by the united nations genocide convention) is wrong, there's probably nothing i can say to persuade you otherwise.

>i listen to music

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Hearing it. Also a google search indicates it's the case in the north west

you realise it's a work of fiction

Love this one

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I think those are the lyrics mate...

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nah

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good morning /brit/
how has your day been
I'd honestly like to hear :)

check the view

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>caring about lyrics beyond their melodic purposes

very good post

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I'm from the north-west and have literally never heard someone do that

Smashed a glass today and walked into someones car

I think the only song on that album that he stated was fictional was Galway Girl. It was also bizarre because he said it was loosely based on his grandparents, due to the grandmother being Irish and the grandfather being an Ulsterman.

So when you think about it. Ed Sheeran wrote a self-insert fanfiction about him being his grandfather and fucking his granny.

I read Vox. They are always right.

have been accused of liking music in the past

thinking bout doing a 'cide

>the facts
facts like "there are no differences between the 6,453 genders?"

maybe its because you didnt experience it and you feel like you missed out

It's true, possibly a generation thing

reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/50y7fk/where_in_england_do_people_use_pants_to_mean/

sick of southern hobbits asking daft fucking questions over and over

disgusting
his bollocks are completely intact, bet he doesn't even use his claws to torture them

don't please

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1528378112891.webm

God it was so long ago, wish I could go back...

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post your MP

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Ed Sheeran will be the second victim of the incel revolution

>the 6,453 genders
bigot

bwoah fucking grim

>reddit.com/r/AskUK/

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Cannot wait till I'm free of this hell! Cos im a piece of shit it aint hard to fuckin yell

avast ye scurvy land lubbers

t. absolute soft as shite melt

Lads, how fucking funny is this?

boingboing.net/2018/06/05/watch-this-hilarious-dismantli.html

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why do you always post this, genuinely curious
are you a chinaboo or are you a chinaman

reddit.com/r/SequelMemes/comments/8p84th/shots_f_i_r_e_d/

grim
woke up at a mates at half 5 in the morning with spliff ash all down my chest
ran home to get into work for 7 because my cars broken
worked from 7 until 12
going to browse /brit/ and wank until I have to go to work again at 6 in the evening until 10 at night

where's the poof who said he wants rid of his accent, answer me

Star Wars sucks

Is Turtle in London yet? Hope I come across him

Maybe they do it in Wigan. But Wigan is a fucking wrong place

I'm a white Maoist

>Ed Sheeran wrote a self-insert fanfiction about him being his grandfather and fucking his granny.
mind bleach please

Alright lads, just popped in from Jow Forumsukpolitics

the gf

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Honest to fucking god haha honestly

trains of scotrail franchise.
how do they compare to yours?

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leftypol writhing around on the floor in agony

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>to destroy
where is a group of white people being destroyed?

>genocide is inherently evil
yes obviously i agree, hence why i'm not a big fan of using the term to describe situations where it doesn't apply

cogged by this cat honestly desu

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>32b
cute

Keep meaning to watch the last jedi but i just cant bring myself to do it lads

*hits 45*

>YES, I've finally saved up enough for a 10% down payment on a 1 bed flat in zone 6, stab alley, London, I'm moving up in the world!

swole af

Tranny poo niggers should suck less of each others cocks and do more domestic work

Ugly font

snapchat now tells users when you look at their location on the map

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rate the new common area walkway lads

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Rightists must be purged from society if we are to progress

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all the white girls with yellow fever I know are overweight, emotionally insecure, and mentally unstable
it makes sense that white men with yellow fever would be the same

Other countries with extremist parties that have acknowledged their own versions of the possibility of leaving the EU include France (Frexit), Austria (Oustria) and the Czech Republic (Czech-out).

dont know how this business can stay running if theyre giving away tommy robinsons like that haha

>bigot
let me guess, you are intolerant towards bigots for holding different opinions

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Alri Ringo haha enjoying your submarine

r8 the new common area staircase lads

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Deanoism is the way forward

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that's not the correct lyrics dickhead

That's crap but it made me laugh so fair play

literally can't get any worse

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`Agh...`

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r8 the gaff. needs a bit of a paintjob from the old tenants

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