Here are Germany's puddles

Here are Germany's puddles.

Insult Germany and Germany's puddles will appear to show their fangs faster than their shadows.

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czechs are honorary german dogs too

why are we another color?

there is a german cockroach in northern italy

Because I don't think Italians are German's puddles IRL.

>puddles
? ? ?

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poodles*

Yet our mep's in EU fight almost everything proposed by Germany. 9/10 of the regulations and such are harmful to our economy. So you know. The literal german poodle who spread his figurative ass to them once and now does it again shuts up in the back.

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fuck germany

fuck you

Don't fuck with me

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excellent post

horrible post

netherlands should be pink

wow rude

baba osman :D

you're forgetting the Baltic states who are little bitches for germany

eat shit croat

>Here are Germany's puddles.
>Bulgaria
da da sure they are ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Slovenia is germanic

Germany's puddles are all gone

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>German monarchs
>Joined them in WWI
>Joined them in WWII
>immense trade with GDR
>German was generally more valued than Russian was
>currency pegged to the Deutsche Mark, and subsequently, the Euro
>German monarch (he was technically our king before he got exiled, but he was too young and had a regent) served as our prime-minister
>to this day, people consider anything German-made to be of high quality

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based

Stupid slavish little poodles

The German language is still quite treasured over here (as well as in the Balkans in general), most likely for job opportunities and such.
Pic related, the most popular languages learned on Duolingo per country.

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>Sweden
Gee dang.

For now. We're turning into Russian dogs, alongside you.

>trades communism for this
wish this was actually a nightmare so I would wake up in a better world

>poodles
you surely meant "puddles", right Abdul?

Germany is great, French faggot. Thirds time the charme

Which pan-slavist retard made this map? Sorbs are german

youtube.com/watch?v=Cphi_Oqesco
How much can you understand from Sorbian? I can about 50% what he says.

Better than being a frenchie.

you forgot the netherlands and sweden

I agree desu, i've been learning German also but gave up due to the fucking grammar. Didn't wanna learn french due to the pronunciation (but it will be an african tier language soon when kinshasa surpasses paris as the capital of francophones).
Learning norsk cause of vikings now plus it's a rarer language.

The eternal kraut is the greatest enemy of the european man and should be destroyed, rape of Berlin best day of my life

slovenia is germanic cocksucker too

Wtf are you talking about? We hate germany and are probably the first ones to insult them

>Sudetendeutsche
more like gay ass dead faggots lmao

Umerziehungs-Krebskind

Fuck off and go ruin Europe some more

because we're the anti-german puddles. Everytime someone praises Germany we attack