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Jow Forums MY FAP SOCK IS FULL OF FUCKING SPIDERS, I HEARD A CRUNCHING NOISE WHEN I STARTED USING IT AND WHEN I TOOK IT OUT IT WAS FULL OF SPIDERS

THEY HAVE 6 BROWN DOTS ON THE BACK ARE THEY DANGEROUS

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I just fap onto the floor and wipe it up with wet tissues.

>he doesnt fap in the shower where no evidence can ever be found while programming your subconcious to want to take showers often and therefore promote hygiene
when will you faggots take the showerpill ?

based and redpilled

Fuck that's accually a good idea, does it eventually build up and smell? when I can't be bothered getting a tissue I normally just go into my hand and catch it but you have to focus a bit and stomp wanking at the last second so it takes a away from it.

>fapping in the shower
>doesn't realize government collects all the drainage
>gets sued for alimony soon

Clearly the only safe solution is to cum in your mouth and swallow the evidence.

user, just ejaculate into a tissue or something like a normal person.

No, but you will have to double check the showerfloor to make sure the semen is washed away and also if you accidentally get cum on your fingers and put it in the shower it will start to become solid bits so you need to also double check your hands and wash it away desu

>implying the government of my cunt is not too busy making bank with corruption shit to take the time to collect my baby batter
a valid argument for you, mountain israel, but not for me

I didn't mean to click on the shower one, I've been doing that for years. Less now I'm not in school and don't turn up to uni.
I've never really had to so much, I don't have a very big load just aim it around the drain and make sure water covers everything

Just fyi this fucks up your drainage and pipes, if you do it enough there's a chance those solid bits it makes when it gets wet will clog and then you'll have to call a guy in to repair it

Fapping in the shower is low tier desu
>can't look at porn
>have to stand up
>can't take your time or it wastes water
>cum can end up in your leg hair and dry up

I bought a waterproof phone to take into the shower. problem is you cant really use the controls

It takes like 10x longer to cum when wanking in the shower, fucking hell I want to relax when I'm rubbing one out not be frustrated.

i cum into my onahole

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Just eat your cum retards, not memeing

I don't want to. Will you eat mine for me?

I tried but I drink a lot of coffee so it’s really bitter and for some reason hurts my throat and makes me want to throw up

You don't get to cum dog

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Don't respond to me you virgin freak.

Fuck off and die obnoxious faget. You morons have your own containment board, go back there and stop polluting Jow Forums with your 3DPD roleplay garbage.

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Yes, 7 times a day