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You arrive at Cool Dad HQ

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reckon white genocide is a psyop to get white millennials to become shitty parents when they shouldn't have children in the first place

*walks up to the podium with one single sheet of paper in my hands*
*tests the mic*
*shuffles the single piece of paper around*
hmm ahmm
*clears throat*
testing testing
*taps on the mic*
we ready?
*pics up the mic and speaks into it*
don't fucking care fuck off
*drops the mic and walks back to my seat*

>vice
That's where you're going wrong, lad.

1488

waspcucks are at it again lads

>mfw my mate in london earns £30k, but spends £1500/month renting a dingy 1 bed flat with his GF, so when it all comes down to it I literally earn more than him because I have a mortage and my payments are practically half)

kek

want to write a cartoon but my autism extends to the level where i can't clearly visualise my characters or their personalities

good post, very accurate

*you see me in the front row slowly nodding and swishing my bourbon*

single linking waste of space fuck you go die

gun culture wasn't the same in 1776 as it is now
whil it is a funny reply it is immature and lowers the quality of discourse on why we should protect gun rights

hull mentioned

White House roasting on an open fire

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living in london is bad because my parents are well off

wonder if yanks will ever be told what really happened
yanks were getting demolished, the frogs saved their arses

so, what country are you lads escaping to?

josie's drinking again

>@danktrumpmeme

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Theres no saving something that doesn't want to be saved. And that's the truth about our countries.
Call it blackpilled or whatever but I'm done caring about politics, it never changes

what would have happened if he hasn't a workman or student?

I'LL NEVER ABANDON ENGLAND

(New Zealand)

seen this exact same exchange a billion times, neither interesting nor amusing

Norway

saw an interracial couple today

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based zhongguo of course

>Arses

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Me washing my hands after a piss in the bog: shit this water is so cold!

Me under a minute later: OWW OW ITS SO HOT NOW! MY HANDS HURT!

Lol

*shoots you with my glock*

you can't even wander around schools in britain without becoming a suspect?

*holds up a mirror before you can take the pic*
u mad?

And it's Barnsley Football Club
Barnsley Football Club FC
AND IT'S Barnsley Football Club
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

don't have many options
don't have citizenship to anywhere good and only speak english and a bit of mandarin so my options are SEVERELY limited

BASED poland my fellow magapede praise kek you cucks

>Iceland: 3 Ristorante pizzas, two garlic bread baguettes and 1.5l bottle of Pepsi for £5

no lighty cope

Ah yes Autismoleaf is back to LARPing as if he's British

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i would go canada
bet america will invade it at some point though

I enjoy your company
what a sadcase I am
how pathetic

Havent drenk in a thousand years on here
Going to get a cuntload of that done once i deport myself

rural south coast or Ireland probably. It won't be for at least a few decades though.

I see the Shrek meme is spreading. Wonder if it'll last until August

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We love chinks if you’re rich

That's how Canadians say it though isn't it?

no way

>kids
so that was like elementary school, what about universities?

Brexit is going to be the death of this country. God we're so fucked.

gonna travel around.

Might eventually settle in Canada or Isle of Man. Or New Zealand if I can get in

i'm a brit though

just go far north
apply for a land grant in the Yukon

oh nononononono its real

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It’s already mutated, but does not have the capacity to mutate much more. I figure it lasts until the second week in July.

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Don't know if this is a right-wing false flag or an actual lefty post and that terrifies me.

strawpoll.me/15850088
strawpoll.me/15850088
strawpoll.me/15850088

>im a brit though
Ching fucking ching wing wip, sweet and sour sauce

That's tomorrow's breakfast sorted

police would turn up and arrest them. A police car did turn up if I remember rightly but as I said, it was a false alarm. Some spastic kid got the wrong idea while having a piss.

Oh, gross
Fuck off then we’re full

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enjoy seeing BWWM couples

just looks aesthethic

fetishist freak

like an actual born and mostly bred mostly white brit
not a BBC or any of that

can't get my head around it personally

New Zealand
but the odds are they won't give me citizenship so I'm already debating which bridge I'll jump off after my visa runs out.

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ooga booga where da white bois at?

This, but the black man has to be a true Nubian stud. None of those mutt negroids from North Africa or America

Well, that's decisive.

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>mostly
>white
>brit
pick two and only two

it was at secondary school. Plain clothed Adults don't really stand out at unis.

what did you do

Dorito butty? Thoughts

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so one would be able to stalk a girl at a university and not be at much risk of getting into trouble with the law?

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-park-seung-fi-surfer-girl-s-nipple-rk44xfx/answers/new.html

brit by nationality
not quite full anglo by ethnicity
simple as

i'll pick the last two haha

Freak nonce virgin jf

>a goat
>a goat
>a car
pick one and only one then change your response after a door has been opened to reveal a goat to increase your chance of winning a car

Wasn't me. 190cm does this a lot, could be him.

hello poley

total war warhammer 2 is fun

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k e k

can i have two goats please

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Grated cheese sandwich?