I'm going to Krakow next week with my Polish girlfriend...

I'm going to Krakow next week with my Polish girlfriend. What are some interesting things we should do whilst we are there?

We have already booked a trip to Auschwitz and we are planning to visit the salt mines.

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Sukiennice undergrounds
Wawel castle
Schindler's factory
National Museum

A few examples

Thanks for the suggestions.

>What are some interesting things we should do whilst we are there?

Take a train to Warsaw :)

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Kraków Kazimierz

We are in Krakow for 2 days only, then we are going to Zakopane.
Thanks, our room is in this district iirc.

>We are in Krakow for 2 days only,

that's too many

2 hours should be enough to see how shitty and overrated Kraków is and realize there are no skyscrapers so you can go to Warsaw as soon as possible

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Next time we will go to Warsaw bruv, don't worry.

Krakowians hate Brits because they always drink beer and piss on the main square. Don't expect anything nice there.

Do not ever listen to anyone from Warsaw. They should all automatically go to the top of your ignore list. Just like their city.

lol buttmad villager

I'm not a słoik from Warsaw though, bad guess.

Why go to anywhere in Poland outside Gdansk. Countries a shitheap.

The Fountain of Britpiss
The English Puke street
The Lake of Albion's Logs
The Fuck Off Mountain
The Cunt Castle

>GOTTA GET A POLE
Pathetic beta

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>booked a trip to Auschwitz
Every fucking time
Why would you ever go there? Do you find staring at a bunch of empty barracks and a few skeletons enjoyable?

>Why go to anywhere in Poland.
Fixed

Amazing how even on photos trying to make Warsaw look good it still manages to look like shit.

wtf i wish i were slav now

>with my Polish girlfriend
Are you black?

No, not a darkie.

Are you projecting? I didn't go out of my way to get with a Pole.

When you get to auschwitz, can you please do the dab and photograph it?

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>Auschwitz
ah, the legendary place where Poles died. good

Did one of the guards fall off his tower?

Yea, my grandfahter twisted his ankle while chasing some juden who tried to escape the summer camp.

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You are a beta
So you chose to get a pole

Even though it's more like she chose you because you're a weak faggot and easy to prey on.

Why are you upset about this my friend? Did a Pole hurt you in the past?

butthurt :)

t. w*rszawiak

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qts desu, I want a Polish bf now