/brit/

hehehehehe

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Theres all this fuss about potatoes in ireland but cant you get fishing rods over there??

Get on my level

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bet you moved out of the way of your airborne jizz like it was the frickin matrix or something!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

based and redpilled.

>yeah bro I love summer

*bbzzzttttt*

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Kidney stone toil is imminent

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have messaged several yank roastoids like this when I used to use kik
pretty annoying

Bzzzzzzzzz

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was once coming down off a MASSIVE LSD and MDMA binge and I had this incredible sensation/realisation that we're all just jungle monkeys, looked at myself in the mirror and I saw a fucking gorilla type thing looking back. We are fucking monkeys. WE ARE JUNGLE MONKEYS

that was from when she was depressed after the scandal if you want bad pictures of her i can post several hundred

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mmm yeah my forearm got four mozzy bites on

little shites

dont live in a 3rd world shithole so my summers are great x

Explain please.

Haha wooooaaaaahhhhh maaannn!

Laughed at this for some reason

Can a girl be uninterested in you but still put effort into her texts with you and put effort into seeing you?

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well maybe if she didn't fuck that guy like a slut there wouldn't have been a scandal eh

Need those to me immediately placed on my bollocks

druggy scum

>The fabled, vaunted, oft dreamt of """London Experience"""

twitter.com/_Summahx/status/1004782851483717634?s=20
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*scurries to and fro cackling in the floorboards*

*bes self for 25 years*
*is still a virgin*

hmmmm

Haha, gayboy alert! GAYBOY NO DRUGS! GAYBOY NO DRUGS!

please respond

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there was a picture of her with a male it was taken to be her bf which wasnt true (although she does have a bf theyve been going out over a year but a different person than the photo)

unlikely desu

Yes

WOOOOAH DUUUDE MONKEEEEYS MAAAAAAANNNNNN

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hello dick heads

Nah wimmen be shopping lad

*arborist

You are a transsexual.

hello fellow lit poster

LO LEE TA

Non issue, why does it look like she took up smack in response

discovered the theory of evolution just by studying the state yorkshire girls

You are a gay! A little gay man!

really?
if a girl isn't interested in you then she just texts you like this right? what if they're just friendly and see you as friends and still put effort into messaging?? this is so confusing

that student turned out to be Thomas Pyncheon

God Bless Nabokov for encouraging his autistic research

mummy may

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What the fuck is that nigger saying?

NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT
NIGGER ALERT
>NIGGER ALERT

Nar blud

/lit/ is honestly probably the worst board on this website but it has its rare moments

gamers in japan cannot tolerate the concept of idols being in proximity of males even if said male is a crossdresser

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Mummy may more like scummy gay

should know that she's leading you on - but could be the case

could be unaware that you are into her (doesn't regard you as a sexual prospect), maybe your own texts are a bit friendy

Right, calling the police on you. Have fun in gaol, idiot :)

a great screaming came across the sky.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

christ alive this is too complex for my autistic brain

is there a photograph on earth where she was attractive? Christ.

Smoking a cigarette lads

Off again lads. Have a lovely one

>/lit/ is honestly probably the worst board on this website
Not by a fucking long shot lmao
Genuinely curious how you came to that conclusion.

GAMERS RISE UP
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Police only arrest niggers mate

perhaps

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maaaax!!!

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literally my favourite book

not a fan of how Slothrop disintegrates into nothingness three quarters of the way through though

going to jail for child rape lads

Hey ladies, looking for love here

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*CRASH* mom made pancakes

should I stop being friendly in my texts then
how am I supposed to text her

when did they allow vertical shitposting again?

It will never change, because US history operates on a linear trajectory. They started off with the elimination of the native Americans, and simply moved outward - geographically speaking. All the people of color in the World are native Americans to them, and the US military's sole responsibility is to "tame the frontier" as they did centuries ago.

hmmm

>vertical shitposting

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No.

choker mummy

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I am a lion in the bedroom. But a gentle lion.

hmmmm???

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All yanks on /brit/ are globalist jews trying to infiltrate and undermine /brit/ society

by spending time on /lit/

if you can’t see it’s problems I’d reckon you to a part of the problem

NEED sharia law in Britain

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if you keep joking about gamers rising up, one day its going to happen and you'll be sorry

Based fucking yanks
Sadly, this is not true. Wish it were though. If whites really were the destructive genocidal fascistic monsters that wogs like to pretend we are, things would honestly be better

why’d you like it

i had a realisation the other day about Pynchon but I can’t really remember it except that he wanted to completely change the idea of what we know as story telling

tbqh i just reckon he’s good at inventing intrigue

Yeah... I'm a gamer. I play chess and other timeless games of skill and intellect.

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>a scottish chad ravages a girl i had a crush on every night

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ah yes a friend of mine has taken up smoking, but swears that he's not addicted

hmm yes

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whats it like mixing acid and and Md?

I can see /lit/'s problems clearly, but it is still far from being the worst board on this site jfc

Off the top of my head, boards that are a lot worse than /lit/:
/soc/
/qa/
/b/
Jow Forums
/v/
/fa/
Jow Forums
/s4s/
/tv/
Jow Forums
/gif/
/lgbt/
/co/

disagree x

younger...