Why is this board so obsessed with america?

why is this board so obsessed with america?

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america is the protagonist of Jow Forums

no, YOU'RE OBSESSED MUTT!!!1

t. european banter pro

Because people typically seek comedic relief

America won all victory conditions on Chieftain difficulty and other countries can't stand it so they complain about small problems to cope.

success breeds jealousy

>Chieftain difficulty
y i k e s

leaf post but unironically true
I thought euros knew how to banter

Main villan of Jow Forums*

bud america is on easy mode. Plus Civilization is normie as fuck so don't give me that shit

>US gets "bantered" 24/7
>not the protagonist
if anything that makes everyone else an antagonist

>trying to justify playing on baby mode

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>Arab
>Calling any other country the main villain of anything

I play paradox games now, civ is fun but not autistic enough

>plays Civilization

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>paradox games
>autistic
I see you've never seen Aurora

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see>Space 4x games
not as fun as historical 4x games desu.

>trying to live my life inside the Middle East while countries like the US are destabilizing the Middle East by suppling weapons to Saudi Arabia and terrorists
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>referencing video games
Virg' Alert

Bcos we're jealous of the superpower that America wields over the whole world. Pay no mind.

than why don't you talk about britain and france as much as the usa
also you are the UAE, stop pretending you aren't as much a Zionist puppet as the Saudis

Because you keep making threads about yourself and the confuse them for people being obsessed with you.

i'm a raging incel so I don't care. I've had 1000x more fun with my bromances than I have with girls. It feels good in the moment but afterwards I feel indifferent to her and then regret settles in. Especially if I invested money into the relationship

>Blaming the U.S for giving weapons to Arabs who were already going to chimp out regardless

>mutts finally get the rough end of banter after bantering everyone else endlessly
>waaaah why so obesed

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Why is your mother so obsessed with sucking my benis?

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>"finally get the rough end"
>americans are the only ones who banter
how new r u

>El meu cul està en flames

UK doesn't have real power anymore not sure about France tho
Your country on the other hand has power and it's destabilizing the Middle East.
Even if UAE is considered a "villian" your country is the main villian of this world.

You're still obsessed with us regardless, everyone in the developed world has adopted 90% of the shit we do.

>blame us for having a lot of terrorism
>doesn't blame the US for funding these terrorists
Hmmmmm Amerikkkan on vacation?

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euros get shat on daily by you mutts and still don't bitch about it half as much as you do.

>t. 33%

so what exactly have we adopted to other than jew media?

>AMERICANS POSSESS OR ARE PERCEIVED TO POSSESS, BASED ON STEREOTYPES, CERTAIN CHATACTERISTICS THAT ARE OF HUMOROUS NATURE
LMAO.

Why are you Jow Forums not reddit?

Because if you're middle class in America, you're upper class in everywhere else. And then again if you fail in life, you're shit out of luck.
Your cunt only has extremes while the rest of the world tries to balance in the middle.

>Jew media

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>blame middle east for lots of terrorism

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>euros get shat on daily by you mutts
lol. lay off Jow Forums bud

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

That's what you meant about chimping out

no i meant that they consistently kill each other and argue about an arbitrary piece of land

cant blame the big boy americanos for making a buck off of infighting

>US sell many weapons to many groups which reults helping to destabilize the middle east ehi h result in more refugees
>Americans aren't main villians
>cant blame the big boy americanos for making a buck off of infighting
Truly an Amerikkkan mindset.

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