This gets you put on death row in america

>this gets you put on death row in america

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water is a very scarce commodity for more than half of the country

huh? pls elaborate

Collecting rainwater is literally pinko athiest socialist muslim homo commie shit, you’re denying our benevolent job creators the rightful profits from bottling and selling it that they deserve

storing nuclear weapons in your backyard is apparently illegal in america

that's a rain water collection system
did you know, owning one is illegal in america?
yup, having rain land in a bucket is illegal in america!

>be californian
>LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING OCEAN
>get droughts
>try to collect rainwater
>can't because no rain
>police come by
>"hey man is that a rain container?"
>get thrown in jail and wait 16 years for death
>all you ask for final meal is a glass of water
>can't get it because no water in cali
>die by lethal injection

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It's to protect watersheds. As in its an environmental regulation. Why else would it be illegal?

the amount of rain collected from a single property is irrelevant

There are cases on record of people collecting rainwater to the point where it would ruin habitats downstream. If you collect a little bit, likely no one will care. The laws are there because people who collect rainwater, usually collect a significant amount.

Or if you're don't live next to a water source, it would ruin habitats lower in the watershed.

Nice

But you missed the
>get raped by your negro cellmate

The Norwegian geezer needs to purify the rainwater anyway. Not sure whether that is an intelligent system.

i didn't put it in because i thought people on death row get seperated from the other inmates

I think the interracial rape is implied whenever yanks talk about prison

the absolute state of californians
I hope all the chinks and spics burn there

What are you saying they're not good enough to be raped?

im saying there isn't anyone to rape them

>13m gallons of water is irrelevant

>roman technology from 2000 years ago would be illegal in modern america

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>Be american
>Have a pool
>Need to prove that not a single drop within it came from the sky or I'll go to jail

>there is nothing wrong for a whiteboi submitting to the BBC to survive in prison

>survive in prison

They're on death row in this hypothetical, try to keep up.

NO RAINWATER! nO ITS THE SAME AS TAX EVASION, our lawmakers are retarded illiterate jewish pawns who need executed before a crowd. but that's just me

It's water, the planet is literally 70% water, 13 million gallons is irrelevant.

>ocean
You retard you cant drink ocean water

How about your prisons, m80? Do you guys get raped by abos in there?

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>Bird shits on your roof
>Bird shits washes off into your rain water reservoir
>European drinks gallons of bird shit.

One "trans" guy got raped over 2000 times

By abos?

i'd drink bird shit than all the chemicals, lead and other nasties that can be found in american """water"""

You can definitely drink ocean water. It'll just fuck you up.

>the planet is 70% water
norwegian education

>You can definitely drink ocean water. It'll just fuck you up.

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It does make sense though. Not that I agree with it, but there is a certain logic to it.

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You fucked up the American formatting on my phone
I hope you're happy, commie

>be commiefornian

A fate worse than death.

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>what is desalinization?