>be american
>leave bucket outside by accident
>go into town to buy a few things
>it starts lightly drizzling rain
>ohshit.jpeg
>drive home as fast as possible
>it's too late, neighbours already called the cops
>"Sir, is this your property and/or vehicle?"
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Sir did you know as a free citizen of the United states of America it's illegal to collect rainwater?"
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle."
>cop turns you around, handcuffs you and throws you on the ground causing a minor earthquake
>starts kicking you whilst reading offs your rights™
>involuntarily release a shart while this is going on
>cop sees and brown in your pants and mistakes it for a gun
>get shot by 10 different cops all at once
>with your final breath you thank them for their service
Be american
KEK
funny
its funny cus its true xd
LAND OF THE FREEEEEE
HOME OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF
THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
more stories please, OP xD
gentle reminder to always store your buckets with the openy part facing down
Do Americans really do this?
I've always wondered, since collecting rainwater gets lands you a death sentence in the US, is it illegal to own pools as well?
My fellow Americans, is there any truth to this rainwater meme? I'm confused.
Yes, actually.
Thats why we where shoes when going in the pool. It prevents people from suspecting us.
Some cunts started building massive artificial lakes that disrupted the ecosystem, so yes, it is now illegal to collect rainwaiter.
ahhahahah
10/10
In some states it's banned. They won't bust you for owning a bucket or something though, it's so that they can get people in trouble for making artificial reservoirs
what if the artificial reservoir is on your property?
Doesn't matter.
>rainwater
At least all of our country HAS water.
>Tfw live off two tanks of rainwater and it rains consistently all year around
>Tfw no fluoride in my water and won't die of ass cancer at 25
Sucks to be you friend
>mfw Aussies are too poor to afford fluoride
Enjoy your cavities.
>Tfw free dental care
Inb4 HURRRR ITS NOT FREEEE REEEEEEEE
>unironically being proud of paying for poor people to go to the dentist
>Implying I don't go to the dentist free of charge two times a year anyway
>Would have to pay for fillings and whatnot but most of it is covered by my dirt cheap private health cover anyway
Must suck being unable to comprehend such ideas. Must really take a toll on your 56% brain.
Better to pay twice as much while knowing that the undeserving poor aren't benefiting from it. Trying growing a spine and having some principles.
they put speical chemicals for a rains and I don't think such rainwater will be safe to drink, so they ban it just to prevent future cases like " I got cancer from that, now I want 10 mln of compensation
lol
Free health and dental care is great, and I mean that unironically, but this fluoride meme needs to die. Saying fluoride is bad is in the same category as people who hate GMO vegetables and shit. There's no basis for it.
Absolutely SEETHING
This right here is why we can't have nice things. Please consider suicide.
The USA has the single least dollar-to-treatment inefficient system on the planet.
Your taxes are collected so that you have a healthcare system that exists. Difference between the USA and the rest of the world is that you have to pay to use it. Most countries with a socialized healthcare system do not have to pay for care, they pay so that their healcare system exists in the first place, then use it as they require. Not in America, where you literally have doctors etc piggybacking on your taxes, but then charge you again just for the privilege of using the service you already bought.
Fluoride is bad for your nervous system, Mr. No-Basis. Flouride in your mouthwash and toothepaste is excellent, ingesting the stuff is a no-no.
At least China doesn't own our country. Bitch
Hey I think I actually remember reading something about those a few years back. I guess this answers my question about what you lot did to stop them.
You really need to put a little more finesse in your laws so that you aren't fucking over innocent water tank owners when you try to shut down assholes.
I cant believe I managed to reply to not one, but two incorrect posts at the same time, I meant to reply to
Wait what happened now is there a video
How do you keep your rain water sitting around that long without going stagnant?
nah, the Jews do.
Add a little bit of wee.
Goes through filters and pumps before it comes into my house. Also rains often so water is usually quite fresh. During the summer the water can get a bit eh but it's still better than drinking from a tap in a city.
>Also rains often
Where abouts in Victoria do you live?
>>cop turns you around, handcuffs you and throws you on the ground causing a minor earthquake
Nowhere thankfully. I live in the Hinterland of The Gold Coast which gets fuckloads of rain all year around. Came pretty close to drought last year though but it it rained about a week or two before my tanks went completely dry.