How do you say "I will need to put stuff in my halved penis so wound doesn't heal and stays moist as vaginal canal" in...

How do you say "I will need to put stuff in my halved penis so wound doesn't heal and stays moist as vaginal canal" in your language?

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I must have miscellaneous objects inserted within my two-quarter sized phallus, thus an injury would not recover whilst maintaining a level hydration within the vulva that belongs to me

I once had the unfortunate experience of fucking a post-op in Hong Kong. It was terrible. Normal vanilla trannies (pre-op) generally smell surpsingly nice, probably because they over compensate with perfume. But this "girl" smelled terrible the moment she took off her panties. It was like a mix of sea salt, puss, and lemon. I went down on her and it just tasted like ... Like what I imagine puss would take like. God just typing this out makes me gag thinking about it. She told me where to lick to get her aroused (It looked nothing like a normal vag) and when she orgasm'd I swear a smell of chlorine entered the mix...Which is weird because she didn't have testies. When I got home later that night I literally spent 30 minutes bathing my dick in vodka because I was terrified my dick was going to catch whatever infection she had.

Surgery to solve mental illness:
Anorexia == Liposuction
suicidal == cut off hands
Agoraphobia === remove eyes.

wow you're just intolerant i thought europeans were supposed to be more enlightened

what. the shit

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we're not all savages
i for one am sure out courts will pass this case

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His penis was too small for her to do a normal surgery. I watch this show because it fun to see him have mental breakdowns all the time.

damn she could've been a qt trap. now shes just gonna be part of the 45%

oh are you gonna burn in hell...

You are subhuman.

Chop off the dick, dildo it for eternity, suicide. Many such cases, Sad!

Poofter

Back to sheeps it is then.

"Haluan tappaa itseni"

It was better to fuck every sheep in new zealand than to do that my m8

what the fuck

gagging

Whens that nuke for NZ due again?

New Zealand is a NUCLEAR FREE Zone

>going down on a post-op tranny
a mortifying thought

How fucking drunk were you m8?

>sigurna sam da bi me tatica bio više volio da sam bila kćer
eto kako

My condolences mate

this
i have schizophrenia and i demand to be actually spied on

How do you cure psychasthenia?

No matter how low I go, I can take solace in the fact I have yet to get to that point

Lobotomy.

Nuke NZ, NAO

Laudanum, black draught, a rigorous exercise regimen, low diet, and smoking a cigar a day.

Very tolerant of you, proud!

ive been on Jow Forums since 2008 , since the fucking bawksy days and read some disgusting shit, but this is up there.

I hate judging other degenerates since i ma degenerate myself but im a clean degenerae

Why does she look like Abella Danger?

And now I know why I don't find Abella Danger hot, she looks like a tranny. Thank you, friend.

fuck's sake mate

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>I went down on her and
>I literally spent 30 minutes bathing my dick in vodka because I was terrified my dick was going to catch whatever infection she had.
You forgot to rinse your mouth and gargle with vodka. I guess you made the story up and put this inconsequential behaviour into it to let us know that it's made up.

what the fuck did i just read?

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Don't worry.

His face is melting

I'd fuck him

Damn