>be American
>have a pool party
>flashbangs go off as SWAT team breaches
>YOU HAVE EXACTLY 10 SECONDS TO SHOW YOUR RAINWATER LICENSE
>it's inside the house, SIR
>NOT ENOGUH TIME *BLANG *BLANG *BLANG*
Be American
David Phillips
Isaiah Hernandez
autism
Nathan White
These jokes never ever stop being hilarious. I PISSED MY PANTS just reading it.
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Connor Johnson
>rainwater
>pool
Jesus Christ Aussies, your white trash is showing
Cooper Gonzalez
>be american
>have dog playing in the rain
>dog comes in but doesn't shake off
>Navy SEALs burst in and shoots you and dog for storing rainwater
Jack Myers
>be american
>accidentally consume rainwater
>have to go to a hospital to have your stomach pumped to remove the illegal rainwater
Owen Watson
Force a better meme please. Like 20 buck fuck
Pick on the Dutch for a change
Michael Harris
What, how and why is collecting rain water could land you a death sentence in the US?
Gabriel Smith
it's a meme
it's a meme
it's a meme
the law (in specific states) was placed in favor of the environment
Blake Perry
why don't americans collect rainwater?
Noah Kelly
Drinking unflouridated (Raw) water is illegal.
Aiden Baker
>drink raw H2O
>GET SHOT
Nathaniel Campbell
Listen the only people who have gotten shot were doing other crimes too.
It's just a felony sentence, no one's going to the death row for illegal flouride-evasion.
Parker Turner
>Listen the only people who have gotten shot were doing other crimes too
>other crimes too
>too
so you still can get shot by drinking water you just need more felonies
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Luis Kelly
I see, it's like that meme where americans can't refuel their own cars in stations. But in reality it's only one state.
kek, but desu i wouldn't drink rainwater too unless I'm stranded in a jungle or something.
Justin Flores
most of Oregon too actually, but the memes are still funny
Blake Hill
at least we're white
Camden Watson
You got it wrong dumbass. The police would show up for having a party with more than 10 people without a permit. That's illegal in my city and it's specifically designed to stop college aged teens from having parties in their rental units.
Water issues are dealt with the water district, who'll just fine you if they discover your unlicensed pool, but they can't go past a locked door so a pool with a cover on it (most pools) can slip past. What fucks people is when they're caught watering their cars after 10am.
Charles Green
>Be aussie
>Go out to exercise
>Forget your helmet at home
>Fined
Isaiah Torres
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>Be australian
>get heat stroke in santa suit
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Connor Green
isn't it in the constitution that you can peaceable assemble
>Americans have to cover their pool whenever it rains
Nolan Williams
>isn't it in the constitution that you can peaceable assemble
groups above 10 people are not protected by the constitution, also it's not states doing this but individual cities
Michael Williams
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Aaron Carter
>Americans have to cover their pool whenever it rains
Only if it's more than 2", if it's during an abnormally wet season, and if you don't own the mineral rights to your property. I own the mineral rights to my property so when Chevron wanted to build an exploratory well they had to actually pay me for the privilege.
Leo Edwards
Your jeans are retaining pisswater without a license, a car has been dispatched. Please lay on the floor with one hand behind your head and the other holdig you up in a pushup position, leave your tip on the counter.